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I’m beginning to think somebody owes me an apology. For reals.
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Well done.
Wasn’t me, Joe.
First, I don’t use my full name. Second, as I say, I haven’t been over there. Should be easy enough to prove.
plus, i’m sure you know the proper spelling of SWMNBN’s last name. No “t”‘ IIRC.
I suspect you’d have spelled Frisch right, as well. I can’t believe that C&D still hasn’t shown up. It’s almost like it was just disappeared by some vast, string-pulling, world-controlling conspiracy. I’m thinking Illuminati.
Wait, you’re Jewish, aren’t you? You magnificent bastard! (I have not, however, read your book. Just saying.)
The link goes to someone else’s site.
As to who Frey is bringing on, my guess is Lee Stranahan from the Huffpo.
A lefty. Should fit right in, rhetorically and tactically speaking.
It is a funny post. Sadly, Patterico’s veracity for the truth is not much better than Deb Frisch’s.
Somebody owes you an apology if they were honest. Since we’re dealing with Patterico, there won’t be one.
… ok, all the sycophants look alike to me…but who is this Scott Jacobs and does his mom know what he is doing in the bedroom with the door closed?
Thanks for noting that, JD.
Boy, Jacobs surely is an aggressive sort, isn’t he?
Too bad Patterico is not getting this commentator. Damn.
happy and JD make a hell of a tag team.
My goodness, but that EricPWJohnson is one stupid dude. Almost like he’s a super hero, and his super power is unmatchable stupidity.
What — you mean Pee Wee is actually Joe Biden!?
EricPWJohnson is mighty stupid. But Scott Jacobs is in a very close second.
If Scott is still eager to go at it I suggest he view that video linked a few posts down and change his mind.
DEATH THREAT!
One good thing about being a pragmatist is apparently that the past is malleable. I wonder what that would be like?
JD is a weasel who leaves nasty comments about little foul mouthed tourette [sic] suffering little smearers? Which one is that?
And who the hell is Suffer the Little Children? What a hippy douchebag name.
Anyways
Jeff, you given any thought to (barring breaking news) maybe taking this update to once a week?
I apologize to Scott Jacobs for conflating his nasty behavior toward me with the nasty behavior of others (nk, to be exact, from Frey’s site) who decided to take little shots at my family.
That having been said, Jacobs is still a loud-mouthed pussy who has had plenty to say about me. And if I ever run into him, I would very much appreciate it if he were to show me the kindness of repeating the things he’s said about me from a distance directly to my face.
For instance, I’ll be forever grateful if he greets me as “Jeffy” and then reminds me that I’m a pansy. That’d do nicely.
It’s better than being God, Cranky.
I think Orwell said something in 1984 about how, under IngSoc, the future was fixed while the past was forever changing.
Don’t sweat it though, they’re on the side of the angels they are. So what if they use the Devil’s (literary-critical) tools?
Eric, reminds of Kevin Kline’s character in ‘A Fish called Wanda’, Otto, the one utterly self confident
in his ignorance, as Cleese’s barrister points out, ‘Aristotle was not Belgian,’ and ‘the London Underground isn’t a political movement,
Has anyone alerted ‘feets that he no longer has to suffer in that thicket of morons any longer? Seems he’d be begging for a ticket out by now.
Guy in my neck o’ th’woods recently got sent up to the big house on a manslaughter rap because the other fellow cracked his skull on the curb after getting his lights knocked out.
You know what I’m saying to you Jeff?
Not that I think it’s even remotely likely to happen, but should Mr. Jacobs accept your invitation, pull the punch (just a little, okay?).
EricPWJohnson: “Don’t call me stupid.”
Why on earth not?
Then again, he could just be Mr. Neutron,
Usually that sort of thing is caused by a woman. Why, Dan Collins stirred up a shit-storm by posting about a Wisconsin cop who was shot to death earlier this week by an Iraq war vet who then shot himself, all for the love of a (mattress-backed) girl (maybe). If it weren’t for the dead people, it’d be an episode of hilarity.
Usually that sort of thing is caused by a woman.
I also believe copious amount of alcohol were involved.
And for the record: For all I know, in the unlikely event that Scotty does run into “Pansy Jeffy,” Jeff will wine and dine him and offer to make an honest woman of him. Or maybe he’ll just shake his hand or kiss him on the cheek, and then just walk away.
Ernst,
After seeing the video of Jeff G. and the sledgehammer, I’d like to see Jeff and Scott shake hands.
This is a remarkable escalation for Patterico. Somewhat lost in the back and forth is that even if there was a C&D, those are one sided presentations. Anyone wanting to report on a C&D letter would want to contact all the parties to make a balanced presentation. Especially if a reporter had previously had run ins with someone, he would want to make sure that he wasn’t passing on unverified anonymous smears. He’s always been a hack but not like this.
I’ll be forever grateful if he greets me as “Jeffy” and then reminds me that I’m a pansy.
I planted a bunch of pansies today. Does that count?
Pansies are actually tough little fleurs: they can handle quite a bit of cold and even snow. That’s why they plant them on the strip in Vegas during the winter.
Well, I can see how a hothouse flower like Jacobs could think he was complimenting Jeff. Most men — the ones with actual penises and testicles, unlike Jacobs — might see it differently though.
The Continuing Case of the Duped Deputy
PD: Maybe it’s in here, Perry.
PM: Nope.
roll credits
From drama to camp, in what,3 days.
If a letter somehow does show up it will be impossible to take it seriously.
Hi. I’m your cease and desist letter.
What’s been going on? it’s taken me a long time to get here.
What took me so long?
I got lost.
My dog ate me.
I forgot.
Nobody gave me a specific time.
Wrong address.
no se habla englaise.
OK. I fucked up, alright!
Business days, business weeks. What’s the difference.
I’m writing a television pilot starring Jeff and Darleen.
I’m planning on calling it “Cease and da Sister”.
Good thinking, Shaitan. Maybe we can get Tom Green to play the DDA. I think he’ll bring the necessary gravitas to the role.
Ya know, he’s a DA. In Los Angeles. I’ll bet you wouldn’t have too much trouble finding a lawyer on spec out here…
Actually, Seth, I was thinking Sean Penn. I mean, I can like, totally, see Spicoli becoming an LA DDA as he
grows upgets older….Isn’t Ted Knight still alive?
Seth’s Tom Green suggestion for the DDA role might work Let me suggest Carrot Top for daleyrocks and Pauly Shore for Scott Jacobs.
I would save Sean Penn for EricPWJohnson because he will have to go “full retard” in the role.
The best response to 7th grade insults like “Jeffy” and “pansy” is to laugh at the person until your sides hurt.
I mean really, “jeffy” and “pansy”? What’s next “poopy face”? “doo doo head”?
Is there a random insult generator online?
Pick any DU thread and comment there.
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Well done. Coffee shot out of my ears
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