John Kerry, speaking in Cleveland today: “We’ve got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we’ve got a better sense of what’s happening to America and we’ve got better hair” [my emphasis].
protein wisdom responds: “Why, of course you do.”*
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Now I’m alittle worried about that “come and get upi if we start war with Iran” post ….
what a stupid fukking comment. oh wait, almost forgot who made it.
Clearly, with his selection of Edwards, Kerry has tapped into much vaunted VO5/’Gee My Hair Smells Terrific’ voting block. How did Kerry know how important proper grooming is to the American electorate?
Exactly. The Prelletariat, we shall dub them.
Kerry is =so= very.
I get really confused when you don’t make shit up.
You and me both. I saw Kerry say the hair thing on the news today and thought I had completely hallucinated yesterday. Or that I was having deja vu x a gazillion.
It wouldn’t be the first time.
poormedicalstudent if you meant me, I am just thinking JeffG’s powers are really freaky, man.
He can like, make stuff happen just by thinking about it.
If you meant Kerry, then, yeah.
Prelletariat
is effing brilliant. I will never be able to look at either of them again without thinking that.
I have to concur with Sarah about the real freakiness of this thing, man.
Next Kerry will start making jokes about “the help.”
I would be considerably more comfortable if that was a made up quote.
Forget Kerry’s hair comment, it’s the sloganeering coming before that, that’s scary. “We’ve got better vision, we’ve got better ideas…
Well, don’t keep us in suspense, tell us what they are, but don’t tell us that higher spending ($900 billion on healthcare alone) and higher taxes to apy for such expanded entitlements, are better.
Other than the cool jet and the whole “I can destroy the world” thing, does anyone know exactly why Kerry wants to be President? Doesn’t he have enough vacation homes already?
Values, ideas, plans…..such as…?