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If instead of the leader of the free world, President Barack Obama was a suburban high school student, and it was a nice, sunny day

Obama: “Fuck it. What’s say we ditch and go to the beach? It ain’t like the school won’t be there when we get back…”*

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update: “And don’t worry. I know somebody who can get us both fake doctor’s notes, no problem.”

16 Replies to “If instead of the leader of the free world, President Barack Obama was a suburban high school student, and it was a nice, sunny day”

  1. McGehee says:

    What’s say we ditch and go to the beach get wasted?

    FTFY.

    Spicoli just texted me, “Dudes on ludes should not be president.”

  2. LBascom says:

    “What’s say we ditch and go to the beach? “

    “Dude, it’s midterms, the teachers are really pissed, we’re broke, and there’s no gas for the car. Hell ya!”

  3. Pellegri says:

    The comments on that are epic, Joe.

    Apparently weed isn’t addictive and won’t impair your judgment, but it will make you a raging conspiracy theorist who spouts total bullshit about how everyone is wrong for not legalizing weed.

  4. Wm T Sherman says:

    You know what? Let’s swing by Old Man Thurgood’s place and stick an M-80 in his mailbox. Nobody likes him. And Hil Clinton said I don’t have the balls to do it, in front of everyone.

  5. cranky-d says:

    It looked like a regular cigarette in that picture, not a joint. Notice how cylindrical it was, while every joint I’ve seen was kind of raggety.

  6. motionview says:

    I’ve got no problem with the weed, it’s the straw hat that offends me.

  7. Benedick says:

    Cranky, it sounds to me like you hung out with some total amateurs.

  8. cranky-d says:

    Whatever, man. If people want to believe it was a joint, okay by me. I truly don’t care if he smoked weed. In fact I think he should have done more of it, and maybe he would’ve stayed in academia.

  9. Benedick says:

    Not taking a position on whether it’s a joint in that photo. Just sayin’ it sounds like your crew couldn’t roll, man.

  10. cranky-d says:

    I didn’t hang with professional stoners, no. I couldn’t roll if you put a gun to my head.

  11. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Hell, why not head to the beach. The young man deserves a day off. The hopes and aspirations of oppressed minorities the world over (to say nothing of international socialism!) will one day rest on his narrow, young, bi-racially numinous shoulders. Frank Marshall’s been telling him that since he was old enough to sit around in his undershorts and swill beer with him! And besides, it’s not like he’s gonna need that doctor’s note. What are they gonna do? Not pass him? Yeah right.

  12. cranky-d says:

    OT: A girl scout was camped out at the bank today and she forced me to buy three boxes of cookies.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Can’t imagine Obama has a highschool kid. Pretty sure the ‘Crunching Apes’ poem was the pinnacle of his academic career, and that needle only goes to 3rd grade.

    Guy’s a fucking idiot and a complete loss for this country. He needs to go.

  14. B. Moe says:

    Is he still the leader of the free world? I thought he handed that off to the French.

  15. Blitz says:

    As a past, um, entrepenuer of the ‘ol ganja, I can categorically state that that IS in fact a joint. fat in the middle if you look closely. Also, as a present cigarrette smoker, I can say that you simply don’t hold one that way. YMMV

    Cranky? foced you? really now man, was that before or after you bought the other 6, and why didn’t you tell me they were selling the new crack down at the bank?

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