Hatless man: “Hey. That’s my stuff. Don’t.”
Man in cowboy hat: “That’s yours ?”
Hatless man: “Yeah.”
Man in cowboy hat: “Well…can I maybe have some, then?”
Hatless man: “No. And stop touching it, would you?”
Man in cowboy hat: “Fine, whatever… Geez…”
Hatless man:
Man in cowboy hat: “…So you’re pretty protective of your stuff, huh?”
Hatless man:
Man in cowboy hat: “…Probably still pissed at me for sleeping with your wife, too…”

My work just briefly blocked your site under the category “Criminal Skills”. What, exactly, is going on here? What’s your game?
Seriously? What does that mean? Anyone know?
I think it means I should get off the internet and at least pretend to get some work done.
Ah. Denver General. More bang for your buck.
Insert rimshot. And yes, he said insert.