England: “Two eggs over easy and some buttered toast, please.”
Waitress: “Sausage or bacon with that?”
England: “No. No, thanks.”
Waitress: “White or wheat on the toast?”
England: “White, please. Oh, and coffee.”
Waitress: “Great. Be right back with your coffee, then.”
England: “Thanks so much.”
**** update ****
Waitress: “Can I bring you anything else, hon?”
England: “No, that’ll do it. Just the check, please.”
Jeff, my internet filter at work briefly blocked your site under the category “Anal Leakage”. Does you website contain Olestra?
No. But plenty of assholes.
[Man. I should just retire after that one]
As Phil Hendrie said, America’s developed a secret love-affair with Lynndie England, mainly because she’s “a broad who knows how to have a good time.” Also, her “cute little pixie cut.”
And so it must be asked:
Lynndie England: MILF or, y’know, not?
MLIF? I’d have to give that a resounding ‘No’.
England is to beauty what Teddy Kennedy is to sobriety.
And I always surf from home so that I can view ‘anal leakage’ sites without fear.
Has anyone else noticed that she looks like an evil muppet?
Will my wife be able to explain this one to me, Jeff?
It’s spelled exactly like it sounds.
So that’s a “no”?