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That second breakfast burrito was heated using radiation so that means it’s radioactive, right?
BTW, keep an eye on the toaster as well. It’s in on the radiation game, too.
Oh no…Do you have any idea of how many radiators I’ve replaced over the years? Am I gonna bleed out and die?
Hold me?
Whatever you do, don’t microwave a banana.
I find myself empathizing quite a bit with raw fish. What’s happening to me?
Oh sure LB…now I haveta go try it. Thanks!!
The microwave is probably in league with the dishwasher… can’t trust them appliances y’know.
The oven would like you to cease and desist looking at it at all. If you don’t, I’ll have to write you a letter. And really, no one wants that.
I just hugged the TV. It’s a Sony.
My Denon receiver sniffed at me and lit a cigarette in a very haughty way.
From Rush.
“McCain is open to review of U.S. nuclear power policy”
Never letting a “crisis” go to waste.
Miss Tessmacher! Come here… and bring your notepad please!
When will McCain get busy on a bill outlawing earthquakes and tsunamis?
It needs to happen, people.
Every day my wife has me “nuke” food for eating. I suspect she has her reasons.
Maybe we should shut everything down while we’re doing our “review.” Y’know? Just to be sure.
One day, McCain will get so full of…something, that he’ll outlaw fools, and he’ll disappear in a puff of irony.
Hey now. The earthquakes and tsunamis just want their version of the American dream. Why do you hate earthquakes and tsunamis? If we help them, they might eventually vote for our side.
When will it become common knowledge that all of the “green” energy is actually of NUCLEAR origin.
Even earthquakes and the resulting tsunamis are nuclear powered and so should be reviewed and outlawed.
Jeff, are you saying there’s no sense of proportion when it comes to the nuclear apocalypse?
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
You have to remember that a couple dozen people injured by big nuclear is far worse than the cleansing waters of Gaia killing 20,000.
After all, if the nuclear reactors wouldn’t have been there, those two dozen or so people wouldn’t have been hurt. (we’ll conveniently ignore the minor issue of nuclear reactors supplying power to hospitals, heating homes, etc. And we’ll also ignore that the problem wouldn’t have started if Gaia wouldn’t have thrown a hissy fit.)*
…and, of course, now tectonic activity is a result of…
Wait for it…
… CLIMATE CONFUSION!
Yes, folks, it’s official: partial pressures of CO2 are the ultimate cause of continental drift.
We need to break that cycle of dependency!
The world won’t be genuinely healed until we refuse to heal ourselves.
“When will McCain get busy on a bill outlawing earthquakes and tsunamis?”
Oh, come on! They don’t need to be outlawed. A comprehensive regulation plan is really all that’s needed.
I don’t have a microwave in my house. I do have a clock that cooks shit sometimes, though. – M. Hedberg
I miss Mitch.
I ate one anchovie….which is why I did not eat two anchovies.
~M.H.
There’s something behind the grille of my truck that needs watching too. The stuff inside it is a really radioactive looking green color.
If you put an egg in microwave on high for three minutes guess what…
Baby Godzilla.
That’s what I’m thinkin.
“I miss Mitch”
“Windage and Elevation!, Mrs. Langston. Windage and Elevation!”
Ok, so a banana turns black and melts and stinks…I GOTTA try me a kitteh!!
So Japan is the new home fot C.H.U.D.’s?
McGehee? It’s a really sweet liquid, what could possibly be wrong with it?
I rest my case
I don’t know much about nuclear fission but I can make a banana split.
TCW has cracked me up today…
Now yer makin’ me feel guilty for my mad microwave repair skilz. Hint: There’s a fuze in there they don’t want you to know about. Another hint: It’s a 30 amp 250 volt fuze, so be be careful pokin’ around in them innerds behind the “No user servicable components” warnings and be sure you unplug the f’er first. There’s easier ways to curl your hair.
Didn’t environmentalists prevent the building of more modern and safer nuclear reactors? J’ACCUSE!
I’m sure a couple of solar panels and a windmill will make up for the power lost, especially if we HOPE.