No, really. I have video proof!
Here’s a tip for you, fatsack: wearing the hat and the slovenly t-shirt and mouthing Marxist drivel doesn’t camouflage the fact that you’ve eaten far more than your fair share of the country’s pork.
And really, high school students calling for walkouts so that they can take a day off school? Not exactly the height of civic commitment.
Play actors. Frauds. Useful idiots. All carefully cultivated by years of media malpractice, leftist indoctrination, and the complacency of those who take freedom for granted — and who out of rote courtesy pretended out loud that our teachers are a precious commodity, even as they continued to fail our children. Honestly. These people have no idea how stupid they are — and if you tell them, that’s now “bullying” or “hate.” It’s a perfect storm of imbecility, fueled by unearned self-esteem.
The Republic of Texas is looking better to me everyday. Once we kick the leftists out of Austin, I mean.
It is for a person such as this, that the word “repugnant” was invented. To shamelessly borrow a joke, Michael Moore looks like he smells like urine.
He must have a heart like Secretariat to oxygenate that mass of fat.
Obviously his brain is the organ not getting its fair share of oxygen, beyond his dick which was buried long ago under folds of fat.
Come on down!!
If there’s one thing I hate it’s a fat socialist who brands himself (omnipresent baseball hats) like a fucking corporation.
Someone on a podcast I listen to was asking about him, and whether he could be called “rich.” I checked the tubes, and found that his net worth is estimated at $50 million. I would say he’s one of the “haves.”
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/313160.php
Ann Coulter loves her men fat. Not Michael Moore of course, but Chris Christie. She claims Walker has blown the public relations fight and that Christie never would have capitulated.
I do not get Coulter’s love of Christie, but whatever consenting adults do on their own is none of my business.
Yeah. Coulter is losing me. She was going off on Walker at the moment he showed the greatest conviction.
Meanwhile, Christie is all for collective bargaining.
I just want to drop out.
I always thought Austin was some kind of nature preserve where Texas kept its Leftists for safekeeping and observation. As such, I’m not sure we can drum them out.
And I still say we render the fat man down and use him to heat our houses. At least then his life would have some meaning.
The pundits are still human, even the ones we’ve agreed with in the past. They are going to get it wrong sometimes.
I asked a source of mine–and a friend–how we can reconcile his leftie beliefs with reality. For example, any one–and Abe, you best back me on this–who can recall the horror of the violent crime in NYC in the 80s and early 90s, yet still retains a preference for leftwing solutions to civic problems is morally stunted, in my opinion. I asked him how he could advocate for softer approaches to civic order and the like and he said, “Roddy, I’m very rich!”
And he is (about $500 million, cash, post-tax)…totally self-made.
He was saying, in other words, that he is so very rich that he cannot possibly be effected by any civic policy or nostrum that comes down the line.
Eye-opening and, pace Moore, instructive.
Drums attract leftists. Just set up a drum line down I-10 to the border of N Mexico and they will self deport.
He’s really cultivating the old lesbian look these days.
Laura Ingraham said he’s become Mrs. Doubtfire.
Manboobs afire! That was one image I didn’t need seared, seared into my brain. Unless of course you pour some cooking oil on him, then it’s cool.
Then again, Freakanomics claims violent crimes dropped because children most likely to grow up to be criminals got aborted.
Very true, Roddy. What makes it worse is that not only do these moral cretins advocate more of the same old approaches, but they actually romanticize the blight and violence of pre-Giuliani New York. How many times have you heard someone – in full seriousness – lament the fact that the city is completely sterile now? I mean, I’ll admit that I kind of miss some of seedy aspects of Manhattan like the very amusing tranny hookers in the meatpacking district or the circus clowns of the East Village punk scene, but the air of lawlessness that pervaded the city was nothing to be nostalgic about. It wasn’t colorful. It was a genuine shithole. And the fact that the well off could simply roll through much of it by taxi and return to their safe and precious apartments doesn’t change what a nightmare it was for decent people who lacked the means to hide from it.
Those are more than moobies. We must endeavor to coin a new name for Moore’s Mountainous Moobies.
Las montañas d’estupido?
El hombre tetas de Michael Moore?
I like las montanas d’estupido. Mucho.
Marxy McJiggleboobs
Okay, that made me laugh out loud. La Barista is looking at me funny. Excuse me while I chant “solidarity” and “this is what democracy looks like” so they will not view me as dangerous”
Yeah that one’s really all purpose JD; it works as well describing his entire being as it does for his moobs.
Although Abe’s is pretty catchy too; Marxy McJiggleboobs. Leave it to the ad man to come up with something that has zest, crowd appeal, and, oh, a certain je ne sais quoi…
Just remember to flash the ubiquitous “black power” fist gesture occasionally JD, and they’ll think you’re down with the struggle.
I leave my fist in the air upon entering, so they will think I am one of them.
Is it entirely outside the realm of imagination for these people to run on restoring collective bargaining to the public employees in the next election cycle? If their position is so popular with Wisconsin voters, should it not ride them on a crest to electoral victory?
Alec, I’m hoping it will sweep though other states, and become an issue as a Federal ban on all public sector collective bargaining in the 2012 presidential election.
Hey, I can dream can’t I?
There were 2245 murders in NYC in 1990.
The Battle of Tarawa cost 1017 USMC dead.
I get not liking the GOP or whatever, but to ever be able to listen to a lefty–Eric Alterman was always absurd on this point–say that Giuliani was not an effective mayor, or broken windows has no utility whatsoever, and not react bitterly means that you are simply an inept human.
Moore will be singing a different song when the mobs burn his own house down. Despite his rhetoric, he’s a capitalist, and he won’t be distinguished from any other person with wealth when civilization collapses. Dumb ass.
Abe at #16:
I lived in Chelsea in the 80s and lived through subway and garbage strikes. The subway strikes were okay for me; I just walked to work. But the garbage piled up along hotels, blocks and blocks of them–smelled like what Moore must smell like. I just want to stay on topic.
And all you had was Ed Koch asking, “How’m I doing?”
We must endeavor to coin a new name for Moore’s Mountainous Moobies.
The Paps of Putrescence? The Dugs of Disgust? The Melons of Mendacity? The Teats of Tyranny?
Michael Moore is so fat that after sex, he smokes ham.
Suggested acronym for folks who can’t understand “broke” and want to thrash the sane:
Fiscal Assassin’s Guild
“We must endeavor to coin a new name for Moore’s Mountainous Moobies.”
Useless idiots?
I bet when the soviets talked about useful idiots, they pictured in their heads an aging lesbian like Moore.
I’ll cast my vote for “Marxy McJiggleboobs.”
It’s concise, descriptive, and most importantly it’s in English. None of those complicated enye’s.
How about an occasional Friday series on the rough drafts of Charlie Sheen’s wedding vows?
Pretty soon it’s going to be a scenes from the afterlife series with Charlie Sheen.
Piker. Mike’s are bigger.
Excuse me, Marxy McJiggleboobs’ are bigger. I vote with McGhee on this, Abe smacked the skin off that ball.
I can’t even listen to the whole volume of drivel coming from this evil man’s pie hole.
I have two friends who worked as carpenters (UNION carpenters) on one of his early movies, and they HATE him. He screwed the whole movie crew when it was time to open his wallet and pay them.
What an absolute fucking pig this mountain of blubbering hubris is….
“Moore’s Mountainous Moobies.”
the urals of uselessness
“We must endeavor to coin a new name for Moore’s Mountainous Moobies.”
My voye is for “The Un-Funbags”.
I’ll cast my vote for “Marxy McJiggleboobs.”
Would you consider “Smegnips” as a back up?
Marxy McJigglemoobs is a winner, though alp made a strong late charge. I still like montana d’estupido too.
Me, I advocate for softer approaches to civic order and the like because I follow the newspapers.
I nominate this for Most Unsettling PW Comment Thread Evah.
Smegnips® is already registered as a brand name for a flavor of schnapps popular at events like the Folsom Street Fair.
I’ll bet he has a bad case of Marianas Trench ass
Mikes Peaks® !
Or bust !
Mr. ‘Anti-Rich People’ has lakefront on Torch Lake.
Now, that is pretty sweet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torch_Lake_(Antrim_County,_Michigan)
No really – Torch Lake is beautiful. Mid-July is about the best.
Well placed guins;^)
http://www.moonbattery.com/michaelmooretshirt.jpg