On the lunch menu today: center-cut Hippo thighsteak sauteed in lightly-salted lard dollops and smothered in a paste of cold Oregonian goose liver. With steamed, french-cut green beans.
So. Do I feel thinner yet? Too early to tell, really.
update: You know what really hits the spot? One of them sugar-free, low-carb, “tropical fruit”-flavored popsicles. Like an orgasm on a stick, almost.
If it makes you feel any better, your blogging is definitely thinner looking…
Make sure the lard dollops are made with real lard, not lard-lite (All the flavor of real lard, but only half the fat grams!)
Orange Creamsicles…mmmmmmmmmm
You really don’t want to eat hippo – it’s awfully nasty stuff.
Back in my free, wild and single days, that would have been an orgasm on a stick, and a tasty afterglow snack as well.
Have you tried I Can’t Believe Its Not Lard? Yeah…me neither. I’m waiting for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lard Lite
Badger, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. For the past five minutes, I’ve been laughing so hard that tears are rolling down my cheeks. Thank you for making my day.
I woud have washed it down with an antelope haunch and quail egg shake, but that’s just me.
Almost.
When it hits EXACTLY…let me know.
Low Carb diet is really the best diet if you want to reduce weight and also to maintain a healthy body.*’*