I can tell because he’s very very fat.
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Seems like that guy is always gobbling a sausage. NTTAWWT.
Let’s take him on a tour of a sausage factory!
“And here, Mr. Moore, is the machine that actually turns these various meat by-products into tasty, beautiful sausage. Would you like to take a closer look?”
SLAM.
Obviously he’s had more than his “fair share” of The Peoples Sausage. He should be jailed for his abuse of the national resource.
I had some sausage and pirogies with caramelized onions and sour cream last night; absolutely fantastic. Now Moore has ruined that too.
If you kicked Michael Moore in the teeth, he would try to eat your foot. If you kicked him in the gut, you might never get your foot back out. I have not seen Rosie O’lard recently. Did Michael Moore eat her?
Micheal Moore is the worst kind of capitalist-the kind that he professes to hate. I know people who have worked for him, and gotten screwed by him. They hate his guts, and KNOW that he is a an absolute hypocrite.
If this obese little piece of shit wants to get even for being a fat little asshole in high school, why doesn’t he direct his anger at the people who screwed with him?
If Micheal Moore has more than a thousand dollars in his bank account, and doesn’t live in a cave, he has no standing. HE IS A LYING PIECE OF OFFAL! And I would tell him that to his face. Being way too fat is not a reason to be a lying hypocrite. “Hey, I’ve got mine, fuck the rest of you for not wanting to contribute your food money!” What amazes me is that this moron has become one of the bullies he always hated. Go figure…
In other words, he is an angry, empty, lying piece of shit.
“Take THEIR money, NOT MINE!”
Fuck him. I’ve got my own problems.
“So do I, you incredibly obtuse and obese hypocrite. So do I…”
Did Michael Moore eat her?
….uh
….oh
….no…I’m so not going there ….
HE’S FAT LOL!
And, you know, I’m thinkin’ that he loves sausage in more ways than one…
If you let them ruin the pirogies, then the terrorists have won. Be strong, motionview!
If the terrorists win, Michael Moore will really really like Halal.
Darleen – must bleach my mind’s eye, thanks.
6. zino3 posted on 3/4 @ 12:05 pm
Micheal Moore is the worst kind of capitalist-the kind that he professes to hate. I know people who have worked for him, and gotten screwed by him. They hate his guts, and KNOW that he is a an absolute hypocrite…..
“Take THEIR money, NOT MINE!”
Worse:
“Take THEIR money, AND GIVE IT TO ME!”
Ask the Weinsteins, another pair of useful idiots
In the Bizarro Proggy-World, MM is not only excused for this, but like Al Gore and Charles Rangel, scores points because, regardless of behavior, he espouses something that needs to be done.
There *IS* no terrorist threat, Mr. Goldberg.
How fat IS he?…
He’s so fat, when he was walking down the sidewalk in Madison, a cop told him to break it up.
He’s so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits around the house.
He’s so fat he needs a “Wide Load” sticker on his car.
He’s so fat, yo momma said, “Dayum, he FAT!!”
Man, that’s fat.
He’s so fat, he’s got his own moon.
He’s so fat he beeps when he backs up.
He’s so fat, he thinks bacon-wrapped foie gras qualifies as “lite”.
I suspect he shovels sausage into every and any available oriface.
Oh, and Fuck Michael Moore.
He wasn’t even interested in Congress ’til he heard somebody talking about “going to see the sausage being made in Washington.”
Speaking of bacon wrapped, I had bacon wrapped jalapenos, filled with a mix of cream and goat cheese, then grilled. They were incredible.
JD, you had me at “bacon”.
He’s so fat, when he goes upstairs it takes him two trips.
In the freight elevator!
http://theothermccain.com/2011/03/04/lets-nationalize-the-wealth/
Nice photo of fat bastard.
He’s so fat it takes a 2 1/2 stretch limo to get him to the airport.
God bless Michael Moore and all the supertankers at sea.
Suppertankers.
Yum!
I remember that Michael Moore when he had that short lived TV show that failed staged a flotilla of poor folks from New York to do an amphibious landing on some private beach in Connecticut.
Can we circulate the tip jar to fund Jeff doing a similar assault on la côte de la gros salaud, where Moore’s Michigan mansion is located? A nice summer time event. Maybe RSM will participate, since he loves Moore too. I am sure Carin would go.
Schlockwurst.
My friend, who draws Hagar The Horrible, was in a mall one day when his girlfriend’s kid got a little out of hand. My friend said something to him, and the kid walked over to him, hit him with his McDonald’s bag, and screamed at the top of his lungs: “FAT! FAT! FAT!”
Maybe MM could benefit from a little of that medicine.
That Trick !!!
The that’s in the fire, now.
Yum!
Why would he go to the airport? He doesn’t travel — the earth gets moved around under him.
The fact that Michael Moore can rise to the top of our society and make millions and receive multiple awards – doesn’t that show how everything of value has been turned upside down.
…anything seems to disprove the law of gravity.
Sorry. The punchlines are too much fun.
A lot of people wondered how Boeing won the tanker contract over EADS.
I have it on good authority that Boeing is using Michael Moore as the fuel bladder, CHECKMATE!!!
That reminds me.
Food!
Me eat.
He’s so fat, Sally Struthers diverted a tent full of food to help (comparatively) Starvin’ Rex Ryan put on some weight.
the earth gets moved around under him
It seems to orbit my magnificence, actually.
Like Wolcott.
Moore’s so fat, James Wolcott had to get on top.
*urrrrrrrp* you.
i shouldn’t have
eaten all those
onions.
“Darleen posted on 3/4 @ 12:05 pm
Did Michael Moore eat her?
….uh
….oh
….no…I’m so not going there ….”
C’mon, Darleen. How hot is it to have a hugely obese and retarded man with a “stab your thang” beard “go there?”
You must be a person who believes in freedom.
Stupid you – and me. For a little while there, I thought that my life and what I did with it was my own business.
Enter Obamao…
As my friend Obamao from southbury training school said:
“Are you retarded?”
And his companion answered: “Slightly”
Obamao answered: Me too!”
A man with titties in separate time zones has got to be pretty fat.
SW – those are referred to as moobs.
Lagrangian moobs.
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Y’know, speaking of sausage…
I can’t look at the Meow Mix logo without seeing it as some sort of indescribably horrible example of animal cruelty.
“My God! Someone’s chopped up a cat, turned it into cat-sausage, and they’re spelling out words with it!”
The decapitated head merely adds to the effect.
Sort of like the arrow in the Fed-Ex logo, once you “see it” I don’t think it can ever be unseen. (And speaking as a graphic designer, I’m astonished that no one stopped it in the design phase.)
Moore does Madison
Couldn’t have said it better myself. However my intent, which is what matters more than mere words, is not at all similar.
Moore, eff ’em.
moore
Right now the Earth is shaking and the ground is shifting under the feet of those who are in charge of delivering my mid-morning pizzas.
Mr Bradley – there have been some excellent interviews with the gentleman that designed it.