1. I am quite sexy,
she says, though the evidence
suggests otherwise.
2. I am quite wealthy,
she says, and the evidence
supports her story.
3. I am quite thoughtful,
she says, and the help curtsy
and say, yes, my liege.
*Each haiku is etched onto it’s own 12 inch diameter hand-thrown china plate. The plates themselves feature a white background and double-hoop edge pattern in blue and red. Available as set only. Price: $99.99
update: includes signed Certificate of Authenticity!

Is there a Certificate of Authenticity? Just wondering.
I’ve seen similar T.H.K. haiku plate collections selling for much, much more. How can you offer this stunning collection for such a low price?
Haitians.
You’re gettin’ pretty good at haiku, Jeff. Put me down for two sets – and I assume shipping is free ? :D
Allintern and Jeff, a more complete answer is in the Haitians’ nation’s emancipations fluctuations.
Would these be suitable for everyday use, or are they display only?
I understand that certain dishes may contain harmful amounts of lead. This could leach into acidic foods, such as…..ketchup. Are these dishes ketchup-safe?
It’s not guaranteed to go up in value – but all the other ones have.