The best thing about father’s day is the smile on your son’s face as he presents you with the gift he’s spent all week putting together with his own tiny little hands.
The worst thing is having actually to eat homemade mud cake iced with Elmer’s Paste and sprinkled with fire ants, gnats, and mites.* Which does not, I assure you, taste like chicken.
*an Atkin’s-friendly™ dish

With a big heapin’ scoop of love on top, you’ll be fine. Happy Father’s Day.
Happy first Father’s Day from Mr. and Mrs. WWR and “the wee Fiona.”
I don’t know, Jeff. *I think you may be underestimating the carbohydrate count in Elmer’s Paste. Undoubtedly, the fire ants help to balance it out, though.
Happy Father’s Day!!! Enjoy the game.
Gnats are really high-carb too. You got gipped.
Happy Father’s Day!