…with the wife and tiny offspring.
Favorite Coors Field food: peanuts (roasted, in the shell, unsalted)
Favorite Coors Field beverage: Diet Pepsi / whatever liquor I happen to smuggle into the park (hidden in the hollowed lens stems of a pair of fake binoculars).
For those of you not interested in baseball, here’s today’s must read piece (with thanks to Mal)
update: Another blown save by Rockies’ closer Shawn Chacon, who surrendered the game-winning grand slam after walking the bases loaded in the 9th. Favorite Coors Field word that rhymes with “Chacon”: “Stupidassholebushleague-acon!”
Don’t despair, you’re only a 12-game-winning-streak-away from being 38 1/2 games out of third place. However, you must seal up Jeff Fassero in a used oil drum and send him down him some rapids. Hell, I have a .416 lifetime average against that gascan.
The Rockies are a decent AA team.
Gee, now you’re bashing Bush too.