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March fundraiser begins today [sticky; new posts will appear below][MONDAY update]

protein wisdom: Proudly made in America, and not in any way funded by your tax dollars!

Support entrepreneurial unions of one! FOR FREEDOM!

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Saturday update: Thanks again to all who’ve contributed.

Clearly, the economy stinks. But that’s no reason for the rest of you to take it out on me.

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;-)

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Monday update: Thanks again to all who’ve contributed this month. This post will remain here today and part of tomorrow, then, like nearly every sit-com of the last decade, fade into the background largely unnoticed and remarkably un-missed…

64 Replies to “March fundraiser begins today [sticky; new posts will appear below][MONDAY update]”

  1. eleven says:
    March 1, 2011 at 10:47 am

    You joke but I work with a guy who’s a union of one.

  2. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Thanks to Blake, Sarah R, and alp!

  3. eleven says:
    March 1, 2011 at 10:51 am

    This site is crashy on my blog viewing machine.

    Is it me?

    It’s me, isn’t it?

    I can change.

  4. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Thanks, Charles W!

    (re: “crashy”. Yeah. It has something to do with Lockheed Martin, but I’m not sure what.)

  5. eleven says:
    March 1, 2011 at 11:51 am

    I’m down to no cable and no cell phone. How you doin?

    I wonder if I can get new tires and pay my rent this month. Who knows?

    Life is a mystery!

    Thanks for the blog bro.

  6. Blake says:
    March 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    I’m posting in order to counter the cat avatars.

    That is all.

  7. eleven says:
    March 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Nothing can defeat cat-in-a-beerglass!!

    Not even dog-on-a-chair. (with minions)

    But nice try.

  8. LTC John says:
    March 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Jeff,

    My evil Swiss employer may be giving me a spot of cash – should that actually happen, I shall send a pin or two your way…

  9. BJTex says:
    March 1, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    A blog is a blog, a smart assed hog.
    So very much smarter than genius dog.
    Except for the toads with commie cogs,
    Talk to Mr. Jeff!

    Go right to the man who has plan,
    anointing a weapon to rule out spam
    and beating up progs a can of ham.
    Duck from Mr. Jeff!

    He can write out ten paragraphs that rant about CESMI
    and then he’ll lay out a word review
    including a cock slapperee!

    It’s fun for the guy who’s willing to fry
    the ball teams that cause all the Rockies to cry.
    He’ll give them all an oxygen lie …

    [da da da da da da]

    BOW … TO … MIS … TER JEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!

    Help is on the waaaaaaaaay!

  10. geoffb says:
    March 1, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Your collective is a singular bargain.

  11. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Thanks, geoffb!

  12. BJTex says:
    March 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    and beating up progs with a can of ham

    Collectively collecting causes a quasi-communist collective … um … colleague.

    Money for you this coming Friday.

  13. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Thanks, John S!

  14. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Thanks, John H!

  15. BJTex says:
    March 1, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Go right to the man who has a plan.

    OK, my editing skills suck big time.

  16. John Bradley says:
    March 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Nothing can defeat cat-in-a-beerglass!!
    Not even dog-on-a-chair. (with minions)

    Those sound like diner-slang terms for tasty food items of some sort; you know, like “adam and eve on a raft”, etc.

    “Dog-on-a-chair, with minions”: I’m guessing maybe a nice hot sausage on a torpedo roll, with peppers and onions.

    “cat-in-a-beerglass”: no clue whatsoever…

  17. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Thanks, John B!

  18. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Thanks, McGehee!

  19. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Thanks, Lillian!

  20. Pablo says:
    March 1, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Jeff, I haven’t absorbed the deets but this here site is looking for minions upon whose blogs they can pimp their shit for crazy blog money. Woot!

    I check that site out pretty regularly, and I can see where there’d be synergy with pw. Which is a nice way of saying that they’ve got an attitude that could be construed as “unhelpful” too. Despite the fact that Amazon sucked them up a few months back.

  21. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Thanks, Michael!

  22. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Thanks, Darleen!

  23. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Thanks bh!

  24. McGehee says:
    March 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    “Dog-on-a-chair, with minions”: I’m guessing maybe a nice hot sausage on a torpedo roll, with peppers and onions.

    I could certainly see how “minions” could be minced onions…

  25. Jeff G. says:
    March 1, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Thanks, TerryH!

  26. Lamontyoubigdummy says:
    March 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    I have to go cheap. I pushed.

    Fucker caught the case Ace on the turn. And then had the audacity to play it well.

    Trip Kings Jeff…

    Trip Kings.

    Fucking Aces. EVERYBODY busts ’em. But, no, not me.

    Stupid, wonderful, soulless, fantastic, evil game…

    I hate you.

    WAIT! Come back!

    I’m sorry. I love you, baby.

    The game I mean…

    I like you a lot and stuff too though. Not, I’ll help you move your couch “like”, more the, you can haz whatever’s left in my wallet “like”.

    Should be good for a misdemeanor bond and a cab ride.

  27. donald says:
    March 2, 2011 at 5:50 am

    My buddy Rick is back in the hospital. He went in for a hernia operation, and they found 8 more tumors in his abdomen. I had a game last night and one of the coaches is a mutual friend. He (Rick) had just told me that they had to “Move some stomach muscles around”. Turns out, his only real chance is go do chemo again, which he’s a complete badass and all, but wow.

  28. Jeff G. says:
    March 2, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Thanks, LMYBD!

    Sorry to hear about your buddy, donald. My best wishes for a badass recovery.

  29. Jeff G. says:
    March 2, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Thanks, Alene!

  30. LBascom says:
    March 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Mr. Jackson on the way via snail mail Jeff.

    You can thank me later. ;-)

  31. Jeff G. says:
    March 2, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    Thanks, Stephanie!

  32. Jeff G. says:
    March 3, 2011 at 10:14 am

    Thanks, Pablo and Lee! How are the job searches going?

  33. Pablo says:
    March 3, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Looks like we’ve got some new work coming up in a couple of weeks. Meanwhile, I’m slinging drinks, baby!

  34. LBascom says:
    March 3, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Not good. Springtime is nearly here though, it’s got to pick up soon. I hope.

    Lucky for us my wife works for the government. Unluckily she’s not union, otherwise I’d send along a doctors note with the date blank, so you could have a ready excuse when needed. Or maybe some Viagra.

  35. Jeff G. says:
    March 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Thanks, Eric!

  36. vaguely says:
    March 3, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Gin Gimlet.

    Triple.

    Chop-*hic*

  37. Jeff G. says:
    March 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Thanks, SDN!

  38. Squid says:
    March 4, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Payday!

  39. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Thanks, dicentra!

  40. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Thanks, Squid!

  41. Klawnet says:
    March 4, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Gave you $5 more than I gave Ace last time because he’s been pissing me off lately. And as far as I can remember, you’ve never argued for the squishy middle.

  42. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Thanks, BJTex!

  43. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    And as far as I can remember, you’ve never argued for the squishy middle.

    That’s cause I’m an extremist fringe hater purist who is bad bad bad and unhelpful unhelpful unhelpful.

    From what I’ve heard.

  44. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Thanks, Kerry L!

  45. serr8d says:
    March 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Road trip finished. I won’t use PayPal from any connection but my personal hovel’s.

  46. Jeff G. says:
    March 4, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Thanks, Serr8d!

  47. Jeff G. says:
    March 5, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Thanks, Jonah!

  48. dicentra says:
    March 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Contract just extended to the end of April.

    Cupcakes all around!

  49. Jeff G. says:
    March 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Thanks, Weslee!

  50. John Bradley says:
    March 5, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    That’s cause I’m an extremist fringe hater purist who is bad bad bad and unhelpful unhelpful unhelpful.

    And that’s why we love you… in a totally hetero, completely not-gay manner, that is.

    You know, like a Viking!

  51. Jeff G. says:
    March 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Thanks, Randy!

  52. Jeff G. says:
    March 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Thanks, Ann!

  53. cranky-d says:
    March 5, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    I’m a little more broke than usual, but I sent something.

  54. Jeff G. says:
    March 5, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Thanks, Cranky-D!

  55. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 7:59 am

    Thanks, guins!

  56. dnlchisholm says:
    March 7, 2011 at 9:49 am

    “The Obama Misery Index and the Rise of Obamavilles” is the best blog post I’ve read in a long time. This is why President Obama will be a one-term president! http://t.co/hhFr73z

    I can’t recommend this piece highly enough. This will be all the ammo we’ll need when talking to other voters during the 2012 general election.

  57. Blitz says:
    March 7, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Sent what I could Jeff. Buy yourself a good six-pack, or maybe a cupcake? Really though, I wish it could be more.

  58. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Thanks, Blitz!

  59. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Thanks, Lee!

  60. Mueller says:
    March 7, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    No need to thank me. Just show up to help install the water heater

  61. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Thanks Mueller!

  62. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Oops. Too late!

  63. Jeff G. says:
    March 7, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Thanks, Jim W!

  64. Mueller says:
    March 7, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    So I guess that means you’re no showing up.

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