7 Replies to ““…then the bartender says, ‘oh, I thought you said a frying carpet!‘“”

1. Tom says:

   June 21, 2004 at 5:12 pm

   I wouldn’t worry. Iran’s been rebuked by the IAEA so everything should be fine.

   plus, right at this moment, I myself am sending Iran some really bad vibes just in case they aren’t totally convinced by the IAEA rebuke.

2. Bill from INDC says:

   June 21, 2004 at 5:25 pm

   Be careful Jeff. Just don’t go to far … si.

   (Hey, you didn’t say anything about them being good jokes)

3. Bill from INDC says:

   June 21, 2004 at 5:25 pm

   Add a second ‘o’ to ‘to’

4. Jeff G says:

   June 21, 2004 at 5:45 pm

   ”…then the bartender says, ‘oh, that’s okay.  There are plenty more dates where that came from.’”

5. allintern says:

   June 21, 2004 at 11:32 pm

   So the IAEA inspector says to the Iranian nuclear worker, “Can you tell me where the illicit nuclear weapons are located?”

   The worker just smiles and says, “I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill me.  And my entire family.”

   Persian jokes are harder than I thought.

6. Jeff G says:

   June 21, 2004 at 11:39 pm

   That’s a good one.  Storing it away for later, when I’m sure you’re not looking. Then I’ll steal it without a second thought.

7. allintern says:

   June 22, 2004 at 4:01 pm

   You flatter me, suh.  Pilfer away…

   sp

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