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My brief conversation with a McIntosh apple

me: “So. Pectin, huh?”

apple:

me: “Keep the doctor away, do ya’?”

apple:

me: “You didn’t fall far from the tree, I bet…”

apple:

me: “That William Tell was a real bastard, wasn’t he…?”

apple:

me:

apple:

me: “…So anyways…”

apple: “Yeah.”

8 Replies to “My brief conversation with a McIntosh apple”

  1. Chris says:

    Dude there is something so wrong with you.

  2. Jared says:

    So wrong, it’s right.

  3. Parker says:

    Is that your pectin?

    Yes, that pectin belongs to me.

  4. Tahoe Jim says:

    Why McIntosh?  Granny Smith wouldn’t talk to your?

  5. Jeff G says:

    Other way around.  I distrust aged apples.

  6. BH says:

    Thought that apple would never shut up.

  7. Chrees says:

    “And what does Meryl Streep have against you anyway?”

  8. Beck says:

    All it takes is one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch.

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