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Pyromania

In an editorial for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jesse Jackson writes that despite our military prowess, the US lacks the moral authority to — wait. Wait wait wait. You know what? Who cares what Jesse Jackson writes. The last time this two-bit, race-baiting shakedown artist was relevant I was wearing parachute pants and hanging velvet Def Leppard posters all over my room.

No. My new, permanent response to all things Jesse Jackson will be this: “Jesse who’s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.”

Here. Try this instead.

9 Replies to “Pyromania”

  1. Joe says:

    Jesse’s writing about moral authority ? I didn’t know the CST had switched to an all-humor format.

  2. Jon Henke says:

    The last time this two-bit, race-baiting shakedown artist was relevant I was wearing parachute pants and hanging velvet Def Leppard posters all over my room.

    – – -So, last Thursday after a few beers, then?

    Me, too.  (Just a Pyromania, C’mon!)

  3. El Jefe says:

    One of my favorite concert moments:

    In 1982, Def Leppard, opening for Blackfoot in Lubbock, Texas, got booed off the stage.

    I mean they flat out sucked!

  4. gordon says:

    omigawd! That was my first concert! The scaplers were losing $2 on $8 tickets. I was 15 1/2 and was wondering why the guy next to me was sucking on burning plumbing!

  5. THe had velvet Def Leppard posters?

    Man, that’s the last time I spend a decade with the Amish.

  6. Tman says:

    Awwwww……..Look at the cute Puppies!!!

    WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? HMM?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY!!

    Jesse who again?

    Never heard of him.

  7. Mamamontezz says:

    Parachute pants?  Didn’t make them big enough.  No, more like cuffed up, peg-legged jeans, black lace shirt, huge crooked belt, PINK zebra bandana rolled up under mega sized hair, huge PINK feathers at the ends of a leather strap around my neck.  At an Adam Ant concert.

    Stand and Deliver!

  8. I once said that the drummer got better when he lost an arm, so why not lop the other off to see how much better he’d be without that one, too.

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