What you can’t have:
1. incandescent bulbs
2. high-flow shower heads
3. large capacity flush toilets
4. cupcakes / bake sales / pizza parties / vending machines at school
5. oil drilling/exploration/refineries
6. salt
7. health care choice
8. spilled milk
9. unregulated farmer’s market produce
What you can have:
1. a fresh new needle every time you want to shoot heroin into the webbing of your toes.
2.
seiu tee shirts
If you’re a pimp, you have a right to have your girls (underage or not) get scraped at taxpayer expense. Obama says any objection is just “manufactured” outrage.
FYI
If you hit the dumpster behind the free clinic you can score all the needles you can use. Just boil em before you use em. Also. The ones for insulin are too small.
A “Blame Bush” card which allows you to avoid responsibility for current problems.
Less temptation to eat ribs because the queen is going to hog them all.
They do take care of their own, don’t they?
And then Rachel Maddow will get red in the face and start shouting.
{O_O}
I say we give addicts all the heroin they want. Kinda like how the dad who catches jr. smoking a cigg behind the garages makes him smoke the whole pack.
I say we have that drug user problem under control in no time.
People stupid enough to use heroin should just die. Why does Obama hate Darwinism?
2. Arugula, whether you like it or not.
3. foreskin.
4. Condoms
Unrelated: should smegma in San Francisco be referred to as “government cheese”?
5. Sodomy
6. Abortion
Those are really the only rights that matter.
7. Some of your earnings. Think of it as a gift from government.
8. Two mommies and/or two daddies.
BUT WILL THERE BE PIE????
9. An 8th grade education, in 12th grade.
10. A 12th grade education in 16th grade.
11. Delta Smelt
12. Bread and circuses.
13. an inhalator
Grrrr. Not sure what changed recently, but my pharmacy will no longer let me purchase syringes to go with my injectable migraine medication unless I have a separate prescription for the syringes (even though I have the prescription for the DHE, and it is useless without the syringes). Why is it that folks who have (a) a drug problem and (b) no money can get free needles to further their habit? But an upstanding middle-class citizen with a script for an injectable medication (that I have been using for years) can no longer PAY for syringes to administer the medication without jumping through additional hoops?! Grrr…
Just one more way this administration makes it really difficult not to be a conspiracy theorist.
hope and change™
“I want more babies to be born with AIDS.”
–“pro life” conservatives
http://archive.hhs.gov/news/press/1998pres/980420a.html
14. Lebensunwertes Leben
Oh wait. Wrong List
Lebensunwertes Lebenend of life “counseling” (Don’t worry we know you’ll make the right decision)And here I thought it was progressives who were the eugenicists. Why did Glenn Beck lie to me?
And here I thought progressives were all nuanced and hep to teh irony. How does AJB remember to breathe?
Fuck you, AJB. You and Yelverton might be the 2 biggest fucking douchenozzle weinerholes ever to play on the innertubes. A bucket full of smegma is 8 times as smart as you, and 12 times as amusing. Your hate filled disingenuous violence inducing rhetoric has been tiresome since the first time you opened your piehole. Now, run along and play with Zanfir and the skin flute.
You know what’s so stupid only a fucking douchenozzle weinerhole would believe it?
Thinking that handing out free needles will have any more success in preventing HIV infections than handing out free condoms has had in preventing pregnancy.
FUAJB.
I heard circumcision was a good way to combat AID’s.
Just saying…
15. We can haz orgy-porgy, yes?
A-Ha! PROOF that AIDS is part of the international zionist conspiracy!!!!111!!!!11!
16. All the free internet pron a person can take.
17. Ritalin, to smooth out them damn rowdy little boys.
18. High speed rail!!
This is how AJB sees the world. “If I’m gonna shoot up, I should probably buy my own fucking needles” never even crossed his mind as a legitimate “pro-life” conservative response.
I bet the government ties his shoes for him.
I see AJB labors under the illusion drug users are all into sanitary and shit like that.
AJB, I’ll share a little information with you: I’ve been around middle class drug users when they were injecting themselves. Sanitary needle use is the last thing on their mind.
I mention middle class drug users and their lack of sanitation because they are people old enough, smart enough and educated enough to know better than to share needles. Guess what? These middle class drug users shared needles anyway.
You’re a goddamn stupid fool, AJB.
You guy’s may be being too harsh. I mean, you probably just don’t feel as deeply as he.
It’s ‘cuz his superiority and stuff…
19. A polite jack-booted thug stomping you in the face forever civilly.
“Thank goodness we give out free condoms to the junkies so they won’t get pregnant. Because someone who injects themselves with drugs bought on the street would never, ever indulge in risky behavior like unprotected sex. Goodness, if they did that, they might get pregnant. Maybe we should give them clean needles. That way they won’t get pregnant.”
Please let me echo the absolute FUCK YOU!! to the seeping pus-filled hemorrhoid that is AJB. Little does he know that George W started the largest program to fight AIDS in Africa and the only time his fucking ball-lick dream-catcher Obama even thinks about it is when he wants to take credit.
So go eat your own shit AJB because you’re an asshole.
(the incoherence is used to highlight the anger)
20. AID’s!
And here I thought it was progressives who were the eugenicists. Why did Glenn Beck lie to me?
Death is a natural consequence of their choice as individuals to use heroin. Free will!
The eugenicists in the progressive movement weren’t Darwinian in that way. They were grotesquely proactive. They wanted to sterilize dull witted people like yourself who are of no value to society. And in your case, well, they certainly do give us plenty to think about.
# obama zombies
I have a feeling that a sterilized AJB and a non-sterilized AJB would have roughly similar odds at reproducing.
When AJB takes a poop, he reproduces.
I stand corrected.
A very interesting book that talks about where much of the fault lies for the spread of AIDS in our country is Unprotected: A Campus Psychiatrist Reveals How Political Correctness in Her Profession Endangers Every Student by an anonymous (for obvious reasons) M.D.
If the gay and lesbian community hadn’t wanted to protect gay men from the stigma of AIDS, it would have been a lot easier to protect them (and the rest of society) from the actual disease. This message is brought home to me each time the news reports a case of someone with tuberculosis being quarantined.
Obama; “L’État, c’est moi!” He’ll decide what will be and what will not; which laws will be enforced and which will not; which companies will profit, and which will not; who is allowed to be wealthy, and who is not…
With his Solomon-like Brilliance!, Judgement!, and Superior Temperment! he alone will determine all things under him. Except for food…
That’s the exclusive purview of “Michelle Antoinette”, that haute-coture fashion-plate extraordinaire!; parading around with her magnificent arms and a booty that needs a back-up alarm from a semi shouting, “LET THEM EAT ARUGULA!“, while noshing on gourmet barbequed ribs…
***
But I’m waaaaay off base. Obama’s not really like Louis Le Grand; Louis had balls!
Typical AJB. Assume that the thing you hope will happen IS happening. Do free needles decrease the number of HIV infections due to infected needles?
Ye Royal Back-up Klaxon
No, you shut-up.
No, you misunderstand, AJB. I want junkies to die before they have babies. Let’s just legalize it! And they can buy their own damned needles.
What? People who shoot heroin are not primarily focused on hygiene? Really?
You could have knocked me over with a feather.
Pablo,
Let’s just say being around people shooting up convinced me that taking my already questionable habits any further wasn’t a good idea. The side effects of injecting drugs that were cut with questionable materials was quite the eye opener.
ot if you like piano playing:
THELONIOUS MONK – Blue Monk
Fuck you, AJB….
Classic JD delivery!
Although, I think you had him at Fuck you ;^)
Blake, I’ve seen a few things myself. I feel ya.
THELONIOUS MONK – Blue Monk
Why does talk of hopheads always end up at jazz? Monk was just holding it for a friend when they busted him.
AJB, I didn’t know you were a Creationist! After all, if you believed in Evolution, you would realize that it doesn’t work unless genes that hinder survival have a mechanism for removing them from the gene pool. And heroin OD is a lot less painful than being eaten by a sabretooth….
4. Blake posted on 2/24 @ 9:17 am
A “Blame Bush” card which allows you to avoid responsibility for current problems.
Not anymore. The “Blame Bush” card, like the “racist” card and your “buy-ten-get-one-car-wash-free” card has been fully stamped up.
Referencing Bush, by blame or otherwise, is only reminding everyone how much better life was from 2002 through 2007ish. And the big shots of the Left recognize this. Hence the sudden quietness and diversions towards the likes of “the rhetoric,” Palin, and the Kochs. Never mind the leapfrogging back to revised Reagan.
On a similar, interesting note, the new talking point making the rounds of the post-grad-coffee-house progressive set is the necessity of US military intervention in Libya.