Deadbeat neighbor: “I got no problems with this economy.”
Me: “No?”
Deadbeat neighbor: “No. No idea what this Kerry fellow is yammering on about.”
Me: “Well, good for you.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Yep. Seems those tax cuts really did the trick, eh?”
Me: “That’s what they tell me, yeah. So wait…does this mean you’ll be buying your own newspapers from here on out?”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh, well, I rather doubt that. I mean, I was just making conversation. I don’t even know what a tax cut is, honestly.”

Sign that I’m starting to take the PW world a little too seriously: I wonder what the deadbeat neighbor and the apple would talk about.
Really? I come here for:
1. The education
2. The nuance
3. I hope if I reload the page enough times that blogger bash girl will show up again and/or fat pictures of Britney Spears.
oh and
4. Hoping there’s another ‘things that rhyme with Kennedy’ post.
I come for the strudel, it’s great.
Another thing that doesn’t quite rhyme with Ted Kennedy, but is close enough…
Chappaquiddick
Drunkennedy
JowlsTheSizeOfRhodeIsland-nedy
Me? I like Irvine, California, for desert. And no, it’s not too heavy for a summer day.