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Coffee shop chatter, June 3

Skinny guy with nose ring: “The great Green Mother is fighting back, man. She’s sending forth her winged minions to smite the land of the smirking, warmongering robberbarrons! It’s like, enviro-retribution or something. Long live the great Mother!”

Fat guy with muffin: “Yeah, far out. Hey, do you have, like, eighty cents I can borrow…?”

2 Replies to “Coffee shop chatter, June 3”

  1. Steve in Houston says:

    Ahhhhh! Deadly bees are just down I-45 (and part of Loop I-610 and then US 290) from me!

    Just like in The Swarm which was The Day After Tomorrow, like, yesterday.

  2. Jeff G says:

    So funny.  My first instinct when I read the story was to make a Michael Caine joke.  But then the Texas thing won out.  Soooo close, though!

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