Deadbeat neighbor: “Humid today, eh?”
Me: “Hadn’t noticed.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Trust me, the humidity today is like atmospheric bunting or something…”
Me: “You have no idea what bunting is, do you?”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Not so much, no.”
I thought it was a particular type of hunting done with a bat.
I confess I wasn’t sure if your neighbor was talking about kick-ball bunting or fourth-of-July decorations or fleecy baby suits.
I would seem they all apply to macaroni salad. At least the kind that stays in my fridge for 3 mos.
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I thought it was a particular type of hunting done with a bat.
I confess I wasn’t sure if your neighbor was talking about kick-ball bunting or fourth-of-July decorations or fleecy baby suits.
I would seem they all apply to macaroni salad. At least the kind that stays in my fridge for 3 mos.
[…] Deadbeat neighbor: “I mean, it’s not like I’m an idiot, you know…*” […]
aZQXYA hi! how you doin?