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1. Steverino says:

   June 4, 2004 at 3:41 pm

   From the article:

   A report in the journal Nature this week suggests that a massive belch of carbon-rich methane gas from the North Atlantic triggered 200,000 years of extreme global warming.

   A “belch” of methane gas?  Sounds more like a fart to me.

2. Sharkman says:

   June 4, 2004 at 3:56 pm

   And the cause of this gargantuanly massive flatulation?  Why, Bushitler send his Halliburton minion Dick Cheney back in the time machine that they’d secretly developed in Crawford, Texas together during Bushitler’s National Guard AWOL days in the 1970s, and Dick was able, through an alliance he negotiated with the denizens of Atlantis (the deal was we sold them the time machine technology in exchange for the rights to drill for oil in perpetuity on the spot that was then the Island of Atlantis, and which would soon sink into the sea – little known fact in the modern world is that this is the richest oil deposit on Earth, far larger than the Saudi/Iraqi oil field reserves.  The Atlantians (sp?) were able to use the time machine to escape destruction when Atlantis sank, fleeing en masse into the future and landing, unfortunately, right between the Russian and German armies on the Eastern Front in late 1941, where they were wiped out to a man during a fierce artillery exchange.  Very tragic, and of course, one of the Great Coverups of WWII) to obtain the information necessary for him to uncork the undersea vents that spewed their noxious fumes into the atmosphere, thereby causing the horrifying consequences outlined in this article.

   The motive for this dastardly deed?  None, really, other than that Eville NeoCon Richard Perle told Bushitler to tell Cheney to do it, and of course Bushitler, not being able to think or reason for himself, issued the requisite orders to Dick.

   See, it all makes sense when you know a little history!

3. Scott says:

   June 4, 2004 at 3:59 pm

   I thought you were going to link to Clintons’ book announcement. You zigged while I was zagging.

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