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Sometimes man-made climate change is a GOOD thing for the earth

Introducing Genghis Khan, eco-warrior!

BRING BACK THE HORSE-DRIVEN, BOW-WIELDING HORDES! FOR MOTHER EARTH!

(h/t Mark Steyn)

39 Replies to “Sometimes man-made climate change is a GOOD thing for the earth”

DarthLevin says:

January 28, 2011 at 10:39 am

Of course. Removing 40,000,000 parasites from Gaia’s bosom was a service ol’ Jenjiss provided.
sdferr says:

January 28, 2011 at 10:41 am

Finally, we’ve found a potential means to praise Stalin and Mao for their slaughterings. Jolly well done ecothinkers!
Squid says:

January 28, 2011 at 10:45 am

In North America, we’re replanting forests AND increasing both our population and our standard of living. And yet, there is no praise from our Leftie friends. One might almost suspect that forests and environmental conditions aren’t their primary motivator…
Jeff G. says:

January 28, 2011 at 10:47 am

I’ve been looking for a way to forgive Hitler in good conscience. And now I have one.

Thanks, Sierra Club!
geoffb says:

January 28, 2011 at 10:51 am

So this is a site that tracks the “greenie” awards winners?
proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

January 28, 2011 at 11:07 am

Once again, the Greenies demonstrate their self-loathing for their own species.
Humans have been part of Earth’s ecosystem for hundreds of thousands of years, but the Greenies, as always, view mankind as some sort of planetary infection, that needs to be “cured”.
Obstreperous Infidel says:

January 28, 2011 at 11:18 am

Heh. I saw this the other day and thought along similar lines. Hitler/Mao/Stalin were all greenies. Who knew?
McGehee says:

January 28, 2011 at 11:44 am

Well, Hitler was a vegetarian.
Ryan C says:

January 28, 2011 at 11:47 am

Hmm. So if it’s better for the Earth to kill large numbers of prople, and it’s good when people do it, wouldn’t it be even better when Mother Earth does it herself? I mean, self-defense and all that.

So the proper response to Katrina would have been to do nothing. Same with every other natural disaster. Diseases – including AIDS, cancer, all the way down to the seasonal flu? Just the Earth fighting her own human infection, so end the research and treatment subsidies. In fact, any plan to give health care to more people (*cough*) is environmentally unfriendly if it really does save lives. Which Obamacare won’t in the long run, but they keep saying it will and many believe it.

And guns? Very green.
bh says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm

OT: Live online feed of Egypt.

(It’s just after 9pm in Cairo.)
bh says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Oh, sorry. Link.
B. Moe says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:12 pm

40 million? Seriously?
Lost My Cookies says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:13 pm

The Khmer Rouge did a good job too. Empty cities are green cities!
sdferr says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Politico-religiousity in all its glory takes to the streets (followed shortly by the Army) in Cairo along with the most inventive rumor-mill in the history of rumor mills accompanied by a silence of communication systems. It’s going to be a long siege of fidelly-fiddley-farumph-farumph on the cable shows looking for filler fodder. Faugh. And here? Only Chelsea Clinton knows.

Mordor Mubarakon.
Joe says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:39 pm

If we are going to unlease murderous mongol hords to save Mother Gaia, can they start at our elite universities?
bh says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Oil: Nymex up over 4%, Brent up over 2%.
cranky-d says:

January 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Can we say that their officially off the deep end yet? Or has that ship already sailed?
cranky-d says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

They’re.
sdferr says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Me, I harbor a secret hope that Iranians wanting better for themselves are watching and thinking something along the lines of: “Hey, you know, maybe we kinda started this ball rolling last year. It’s about time we got back to what we’ve been put off of and fix these mutherfucker mullahs once for all.”
bh says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:03 pm

They might have already circumnavigated by now, cranky.
LTC John says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:04 pm

So, build a pyramid of human skulls and get labeled “green” eh? I guess if Al Qaida nuke Manhattan, we should applaud the newly lowered carbon footprint of NYC?
bh says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm

That definitely seems within the realm of possibility, sdferr.
cranky-d says:

January 28, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Well, as long as they do their part and don’t breed, they can be as green as they want to be.

In fact, if they really feel people don’t belong here on earth, they should do us all a favor and take themselves out.
Jim in KC says:

January 28, 2011 at 3:25 pm

I assume, based on this, that Pongratz’s asian porn collection is enormous.
Wm T Sherman says:

January 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm

8. McGehee posted on 1/28 @ 11:44 am
Well, Hitler was a vegetarian.

.

But the word is, he released a lot of greenhouse gases.
Blitz says:

January 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Sd? Unfortunately I believe this one is going in an Islamist direction. I’ve been lnown to be wrong though ( repeatedly ) so this time is one of the few I’m going to say YAY ED!!! You’re wrong!!!
Spiny Norman says:

January 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm

LTC John,

So, build a pyramid of human skulls and get labeled “green” eh? I guess if Al Qaida nuke Manhattan, we should applaud the newly lowered carbon footprint of NYC?

The response from the Malthusian misanthropic watermelons would be near-orgasmic.
Blitz says:

January 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Hmmmm….so after this, we on the right can say YAY Hitler and YAY Mao and YAY Pol Pot ?

Ummmm…….let me rethink that,kk?
Blitz says:

January 28, 2011 at 4:04 pm

With a poker face I meant…
Lamontyoubigdummy says:

January 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Some fame seeking, meat wagon buzzard attorney will publicly make this horseshit pablum a criminal defense strategy for serial killers in 3…2…1…
McGehee says:

January 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm

But the word is, he released a lot of greenhouse gases.

Not so! Führer flatulence is good for the environment! Just ask Dr. Goebbels!
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January 28, 2011 at 6:08 pm

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Mikey NTH says:

January 28, 2011 at 6:40 pm

The old ‘Pyramid of Skulls’. Not only the result of defying a Mongol warlord, but a means of appeasing The Earth Goddess.

That’s a twofer!
serr8d says:

January 28, 2011 at 6:57 pm

Very carefully do these environmental charmers release their misanthropic views for all to see. Just read down in the comments here to see that the consensus is that we are all evil, just because we are alive. Worse if you are a non-scientific ‘American’…

Population control is one of many reasons to support world government. Compulsory sterilization is the only alternative to universal poverty. World population should be reduced to no more than 1 billion and held at that level permanantly [sic]. Courage is needed. Feel the fear, then support it anyway.
Pellegri says:

January 28, 2011 at 8:40 pm

Feel the fear, then support it anyway.

I like this motto. I will use it when threatening the writer of the comment with my fancy new internet gun for proposing things like compulsory sterilization.
Rupert says:

January 29, 2011 at 1:22 am

The Sun will eventually destroy the Earth. Why fight it.
Mikey NTH says:

January 29, 2011 at 4:33 am

Compulsory sterilization of all Greens? I can get behind that program.

Or going all ‘Mongol Horde’ on them.

I’m not picky.
guinsPen says:

January 29, 2011 at 5:59 am

The 700 million tons of carbon absorbed as a result of the Mongol invasions roughly equals the amount of carbon global society now produces annually from gasoline.

Though Genghis Khan’s legacy as one of the world’s cruelest conquerors isn’t likely to change because of the unintended “green” consequences of his invasions, Pongratz hopes that her research can lead to land-use changes that someday might alter how future historians rate our environmental impact.

“Based on the knowledge we have gained from the past, we are now in a position to make land-use decisions that will diminish our impact on climate and the carbon cycle. We cannot ignore the knowledge we have gained,” she said.

Presidents Day – 3rd Mon in Feb
Mongol Invasion – 2nd Mon in Mar
Mothers Day – 2nd Sun in May
Memorial Day – Last Mon in May

It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it, I give it a 96.

? and the futurehistorians
geoffb says:

January 29, 2011 at 9:34 am

Evidence that “Bigfoot” exists.