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UN-der pressure

Oh goody. Now the Iraqis can enjoy cheese, vodka, bratwurst, and a fortune cookie with their freedom. They must be so pleased.

11 Replies to “UN-der pressure”

  1. dario says:

    And this does exactly what?

    Now we can all breath easy that the UN is allowing the US to continue doing what we were doing.  What a relief.

  2. JMFlynny says:

    Hey, I read just the other day that they’ve approved a strategy that just might bring an end to this war. I can’t remember the details, but it had something to do with 160 thousand soldiers, charging a beach, somewhere in France…

    Geez…where did I put that article??

  3. Sharkman says:

    So, NOW do we finally get to take all that Iraqi oil we went to war to get?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  4. Tman says:

    “In their statements following passage, both French and German ambassadors thanked the U.S. and British sponsors for taking account of their views, thereby avoiding any confrontation.”

    Yes. Vunderbal. Now STFD and STFU while we save the world from Tyranny. Again.

    Thank you.

  5. Alas, Freddie Mercury can no longer reprise his duet with David Bowie at the next UN-Aid concert.

  6. Hey, but Billy Joel’s still available and I hear he needs the money.

  7. fersboo says:

    Brats or brauts????

  8. Jeff G says:

    Bratwurst.

  9. Badger says:

    Replace the vodka with brandy and eliminate the fortune cookie, and it sounds like the Iraqis are being delivered a care package from Wisconsin.

  10. Bratwurst, because Jimmy Dean’s Pure Pork Sausage has the word pork in it.

    Pooooooorrrk.  Porkporkporkporkpork.

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