The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Directed by Marcus Nispel. Stars Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Eric Balfour, and R. Lee Ermey.
Five words or less review: Stop with the remakes, wouldya?
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5-words or less comment:
YES, YES, and HELL YES
R. Lee Ermey was in TCM? First, I see him in commericals for Dick’s Sports, then I find out he was in a bad remake of classic movie.
Man, I liked him better when I only knew he was in Full Metal Jacket & Switchback (terible movie, but he was pretty good).
Jeff, Did you know there was a Dealin’ Doug commerical on a TV during Switchback?
Here’s another 5 words or less comment.
Jessica Biel: hot, hot, hot.
Scotch—haven’t seen that movie in years. Was DD wearing a Rockies getup?
Don’t remember what DD was wearing. Might have been Superman.
I just remember seeing the movie when it first came out on video and wondering who was the obnoxious jacka$$ in a commercial playing in the background of one scene. Then I moved out here and found out.
Repeatedly.
Continously.
I swear I want to beat myself with a hammer every time I hear his voice.
Doug seriously needs to take a valium, drink some of my namesake, and STFU!