for Dawn W.
Often, when
scooping
guacamole
onto crispy
corn tortilla
chips, Oliver
Willis wonders
aloud: Had
the pyramids
been fashioned
from Cool Ranch
Doritos
held firmly
in place
by creamed
avocado paste,
would Moses
have bitched
quite
so much
about his
“people’s”
so-called
“predicament”…?
Talk about making a gal’s day.
It’s the Trifecta of great art: Old Testament imagery; the tired tantrum of man vs. self and bankable (and tasty) consumer packaged goods.
Thanks Jeff
That pinguid pontificator does leave himself open to things like this. Reynolds rates him – I can’t see it myself. I thought fat people were meant to be jolly.