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Have categorically denied rumors that they are interested in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomina

  1. Bradley armored fighting vehicles
  2. 7″x12″ bubble mailers
  3. Boll weevils
  4. Welch’s grape-flavored soda
  5. The 2004 Honda Element (Fiji blue pearl 4WD)
  6. Pastrami on rye, extra lean
  7. Dannon yogart with real Kiwi
  8. Miss Poland
  9. John McCain

13 Replies to “Have categorically denied rumors that they are interested in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomina”

  1. Steve in Houston says:

    I think someone forgot to close a tag.

  2. Dr. Weevil says:

    Not to be pedantic or single-minded or anything, but they’re ‘boll weevils’, not ‘bole weevils’.

  3. Jeff G says:

    Yes, they are.

    This day is starting as well as yesterday left off.

  4. michele says:

    In the interest of fairness, I looked but could not find any other mistakes in this post.

    Though Miss Poland would make a fantastic running mate.

  5. Fersboo says:

    Would that be the M-2 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle or the M-3 CAVALRY Fighting Vehicle or both?

  6. Mark says:

    Deny all you want, but Kerry will keep asking and asking, and the press will nag and nag the story to death. I mean, WHAT will it take for the press and Kerry to realize that the Honda Element is NOT interested in being VP?

  7. Just think, though…it’d be the ugliest VP in all of history.  For damned sure it’s the ugliest vehicle of any kind ever built.

  8. Zygote says:

    Hah! The Element is a beauty queen when compared to the Pontiac Aztec—a vehicle so astoundingly ugly that the designers included a tent in the back.

    I can only assume that’s because neighbors would force you to go camping rather than park that hideous contraption in their neighborhood.

  9. michele says:

    The Aztec is by far the uglier of the two cars, but would make no worse a VP than the Element.

  10. Gorgon says:

    I dunno, the Scion xB is up there on the ulgy scale, soo. Check it out. You’ll have to peruse the pictures because the site is as fugly as the car.

  11. Steve Johnson says:

    Nah, the Bradley would impress everyone in the VP debates. Not as articulate as Cheney, not as well versed in the issues … but ROCK SOLID. And how much will its grasp of the issues be aired in a TV debate, anyhow? Being motionless and mute, the Bradley is virtually immune to being tricked into a career-ending gaffe, which is the purpose of TV debates these days.

  12. CelticDragon says:

    Plus the Bradley has that really cool 25mm autocannon. Any arguement it can’t defeat with that is a campaign winner anyway…

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