“Um, those are my naughty bits you’re touching there, mister.”
He smiled. “Yes.”
“Okay,” she said, adjusting her legs. “Just so’s we’re clear…”
~ finis ~
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That wasn’t rape-rape, though, was it?
Hawt.
aka TSA screener’s fantasy
A good story needs a climax.
I left the end open.
So to speak.
So much subtext.
I especially like how they’re on opposing sides of the cold war and sitting outside at a West German cafe.
can’t touch naught bits myself. they have pecans in them.
If only she could learn to express her enthusiasm before she expresses her note of objection . . . guess she hasn’t caught on quite yet.
Art department! Get that cattle prod, wouldja?
For the full effect you have to have Eno’s Music for Airports playing in the background.
When Janet R. met Janet N.?
This is why I’m spending 16 hours in the car tomorrow. One of the reasons, anyway.
Tits on a bull, he said appreciatively.
Some quotation marks seem to be missing.
I’m sure this is racist somehow. Trust those sneaky Jews to hide their code words.
If didn’t take me more than 2 days to drive to San Diego, I would not fly any more. I am “looking forward” to the grope I will be getting when I leave (coming in from Mpls was no sweat at all). I sure as heck am not getting near one of those scanners. The same technology that would require extensive training and a specialist to calibrate it in a hospital setting is just running willy-nilly at the airport. No thanks.
I heard he’s entitled to access those naughty bits thanks to the Homeless, Big-Eyed Puppy and Retired Nun Care and Sympathy Act of 2009.
That same act (HR Pufnstuff) finally made it illegal to block WiFi at titty bars if you got in on a gift card. Great bit of legislation. Big write up at Boing Boing.
That HR Pufnstuff act can’t do a little because it can’t do enough.
– Naughty bits is a term popularized by the BDSM community. I read that somewhere, no first hand knowledge of course – :), but it opens the door to wonder about the dalliances of our host.
Just with that little bit, you’ve proven yourself better sex than Julian Assange. :)