FBI Agent Fox Mulder: “Where, Mexico? Bullshit. First off, alien beings can’t speak Spanish — can’t roll the ‘r’s,’ it so happens. And secondly, every paranormal investigator worth his salt will tell you that extraterrestrials absolutely hate spicy foods. Something about the chili pepper just, y’know, turns them off. It’s weird.”

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update: Which reminds me, I wonder what Rand makes of this…?

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