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December fundraiser time! [sticky; newer posts will appear below] – FRIDAY UPDATE: FINAL DAY

You have my promise: no ant-covered Jesuses that aren’t funded entirely by your generous private donations will appear here.

Unless the government pays me big bucks to put one up. In which case, all bets are off.

Pragmatism.

update: About half way there this month. Thanks to those of you who’ve contributed thus far!

Wednesday update: I’ll let this go another couple days. Thanks to all who’ve given.

Don’t know if it’s because of Xmas or the new registration format, but this month hasn’t been particularly great. I blame Bush, still.

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Friday update: Last day of the December fundraiser today. Don’t miss out on YOUR chance to give me undeserved amounts of YOUR cash just in time for the holidays!

Seriously. Like your kid really needs another plastic Transformer figurine? Those things are made in China.

As is our currency these days, come to think on it. But still.

51 Replies to “December fundraiser time! [sticky; newer posts will appear below] – FRIDAY UPDATE: FINAL DAY”

  1. mojo says:

    A Jesus-covered Ant I might pay for. Just because of all the tricky micro-manipulation gear you’d need.

  2. Crawford says:

    He’d cheat, mojo, and get one them from the set of “Them”.

  3. eleven says:

    I believe the plural is Jesi.

  4. newrouter says:

    have you ask the fed for funds? tell them that O! sent you.

  5. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Speaking of Pragmatism….

    – The silly season continues.

  6. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – In any fight between the red ants and the black ants, the red ants own all the guns.

  7. Entropy says:

    Jeff lied.

    Free Ant covered Jesus – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDl4R5MeMuw

  8. newrouter says:

    money is looking for places to rest

    Delaying Tax Vote Could Crash Stock Market

  9. Pablo says:

    I’ll pay extra for an ant covered Mohammed. Or even Mohammed grabbing his tits. Or Portia de Generis’ tits.

    I think I like that last one best.

  10. LBascom says:

    I promised last month an extra special Christmas bonus, It’ll be on it’s way soon.

    Oh, and Jesus is my friend.

  11. newrouter says:

    pol pot scratching his ass with stalin’s head

  12. Jeff G. says:

    Oh, and Jesus is my friend.

    Never met him myself, but he seems like an alright guy, from what I’ve heard.

  13. newrouter says:

    jesus doesn’t kill peeps like mo man or the stalin

  14. Pablo says:

    Never met him myself, but he seems like an alright guy, from what I’ve heard.

    I have a music!

  15. Drumwaster says:

    Jesus is just all right with me. The ants? Not so much, since the day we critically misjudged the amount of black powder it would take and there were ants raining for 30 yards in every direction. Angry ones.

  16. cranky-d says:

    Ants get pissy when you blow them up? I did not know that.

  17. LBascom says:

    Also Norman Greenbaum.

  18. Darleen says:

    Ants get pissy when you blow them up? I did not know that.

    Bumblebees are pretty sensitive, too. One time my ex discovered a nest in the backyard and delighted in poking it with a stick and yelling at me (I was safely behind the screen door) to come and listen to the buzzing …

    … I think I’ve mentioned he used to be quite the drinker.

  19. LTC John says:

    Jeff, to show what a big heart I have (despite being a white trash, Christer, Xtianist) I will send you something sometime after the 15th. My Pastor tells me it is traditional to do that this time of year. And I always follow marching orders from our clergy…

  20. LTC John says:

    Oh, and it will be money, not ants.

  21. Jake says:

    All I have is ant covered Hanukkah jelly donuts leftover from last night..

  22. SDN says:

    So, Darleen, was it a locked screen door? 8-)

  23. cranky-d says:

    If you move the doughnuts to another location, eventually the ants will no longer be on them. This worked for me with caramel corn.

    On the other hand, if the ants are supposed to be there, enjoy!

  24. cranky-d says:

    I just kicked in again, and therefore feel okay about using Jeff’s bandwidth as much as I do. When I get bored I tend to refresh here a lot.

  25. Bill M says:

    Always move the ball off the ant pile. I didn’t know they could cling to a stick moving 95mph. Bitter, clinging scum.

  26. Sinister Trampoline/moneymen/ommiemax/EbertPresident/Godfrey Daniels/RD/et al/Yes, I registered an email address JUST TO POST HERE! says:

    This is my third time registering. I keep setting up new email accounts, registering, going through the verification process, then trolling here.

    Only to have my comments changed and my latest attempt to troll blocked.

    I live a sad life, I admit it.

  27. Dewclaw says:

    I just donated in honor of Teh One’s visit here to Bagram tonight, Jeff.

    He landed during a duststorm… no ants, though. Too windy, I guess.

    If you posted a photoshop of our President/Messiah covered in ants you would get a quick visit from the secret service, I’m guessing… ;)

  28. Jake says:

    Dammit! I moved the jelly donuts and now they’ve jumped all over Wednesday night’s leftover latkes… Damn damn anti-semite ants ! Thanks Cranky-d

  29. Mike LaRoche says:

    A former PW troll wigged out today at Stacy McCain’s blog.

  30. bh says:

    Okay, I kicked in.

    But only because Satan told me to.

  31. Darleen says:

    Mike

    Good lord, I just read both pieces and I just gotta ask … whatever possessed B.Brown to videotape himself?? Talk about a stereotype …

  32. Mike LaRoche says:

    Beats me, Darleen. You’ve heard of the “Institutional Left”. Those videos fall under the category of the “Institutionalized Left”.

  33. Big D says:

    Sent last week from the Nolensark account. Yeah, I did the December fundraiser in November cause that’s the way I roll. N stuff..or something. I suck at this.

  34. dnlchisholm says:

    As much as many prognosticators and so-called experts are saying President Obama is going to have a tough time getting re-elected, the reality of the situation is that President Obama will get re-elected against almost any potential GOP challenger.

    However, one candidate cannot be over-looked. If we learned anything from 2008, we should’ve learned that organization and social media skills are paramount to a campaign. No one is actually going to “come out of nowhere”. To become the most powerful person in the world, you have to build quite an organization. That’s why only one person has a chance to beat President Obama in 2012.

    This will make it all clear:
    http://mittromneycentral.com/2010/05/07/no-apology-song-the-case-for-american-greatness/

  35. Jeff G. says:

    Christ, are you on the wrong site, pal.

    Mitt Romney? Please.

    And spammed in the middle of a fundraiser thread, too. Way to go! You’re REALLY going to win support that way…!

  36. LBascom says:

    No Mitt or Huck please. Not even Palin.

    Donald Trump? ;-)

    If McCain runs again, blood will run in the streets…

  37. mojo says:

    By the way – is that a real, manly-type promise or one o’ them wimpy, effete Obama promises?

  38. Mueller says:

    Merry effin critmis Goldstein. Or happy cha-na-ka, whatever. Lite a candle. Lite a tree. What’s the difference.

  39. Mueller says:

    You know what would be funny as hell this holiday season?

    Barney Frank running down the street with a flaming fir stuck in his ass.

    I’m bad. I know.

  40. mojo says:

    Oh, and you’re not fooling anybody with that “Mossad shark”, Jeff.

    Dolphin in a Pea Coat my ASS!

  41. Rupert says:

    Jeff – My friends have been making money by betting the opposite of my football picks. Hopefully, somebody will give me some restitution for my amazing anti-psychic powers. It is the X-mas season. Until then, let’s just hope Big Ten Basketball starts early. Purdue and Wisconsin – Can’t lose.

  42. cranky-d says:

    I would think that anyone who would be willing to donate given the necessary funds would not be stopped by the registration format. It is still easy-peasy to get a new, anonymous email address if that is what is desired, and the rest of it is not a huge issue I don’t think.

  43. Caecus Caesar says:

    Lite a candle. Lite a tree. What’s the difference.

    Well for one, no one’s ever asked me if I were a candle, what’d be my handle.

    And for…

  44. Caecus Caesar says:

  45. Lewis says:

    I bought a coffee mug!

    Okay, and I kicked in some cash too.

  46. Lewis says:

    So irritating …

    I want my avatar, damnit!

  47. oh, now that you’ve used “Xmas” you’re definitely getting less.

    Merry CHRISTmas.

    ;D

  48. guinsPen says:

    tree: crosstie

    candle: simmering creosote in the country summer sun scent

    log: you’ll

  49. mathew1421 says:

    Jeff:

    Hit the jar–sorry it’s so small.

    Cowboy

  50. Jim in KC says:

    oh, now that you’ve used “Xmas” you’re definitely getting less.

    He’s just using the Greek, Maggie.

  51. LBascom says:

    . Don’t miss out on YOUR chance to give me undeserved amounts of YOUR cash just in time for the holidays!

    You deserve everything you get buddy, probably more.

    See ya next month…

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