You have my promise: no ant-covered Jesuses that aren’t funded entirely by your generous private donations will appear here.
Unless the government pays me big bucks to put one up. In which case, all bets are off.
Pragmatism.
update: About half way there this month. Thanks to those of you who’ve contributed thus far!
Wednesday update: I’ll let this go another couple days. Thanks to all who’ve given.
Don’t know if it’s because of Xmas or the new registration format, but this month hasn’t been particularly great. I blame Bush, still.
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Friday update: Last day of the December fundraiser today. Don’t miss out on YOUR chance to give me undeserved amounts of YOUR cash just in time for the holidays!
Seriously. Like your kid really needs another plastic Transformer figurine? Those things are made in China.
As is our currency these days, come to think on it. But still.
A Jesus-covered Ant I might pay for. Just because of all the tricky micro-manipulation gear you’d need.
He’d cheat, mojo, and get one them from the set of “Them”.
I believe the plural is Jesi.
have you ask the fed for funds? tell them that O! sent you.
– Speaking of Pragmatism….
– The silly season continues.
– In any fight between the red ants and the black ants, the red ants own all the guns.
Jeff lied.
Free Ant covered Jesus – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDl4R5MeMuw
money is looking for places to rest
Delaying Tax Vote Could Crash Stock Market
I’ll pay extra for an ant covered Mohammed. Or even Mohammed grabbing his tits. Or Portia de Generis’ tits.
I think I like that last one best.
I promised last month an extra special Christmas bonus, It’ll be on it’s way soon.
Oh, and Jesus is my friend.
pol pot scratching his ass with stalin’s head
Never met him myself, but he seems like an alright guy, from what I’ve heard.
jesus doesn’t kill peeps like mo man or the stalin
I have a music!
Jesus is just all right with me. The ants? Not so much, since the day we critically misjudged the amount of black powder it would take and there were ants raining for 30 yards in every direction. Angry ones.
Ants get pissy when you blow them up? I did not know that.
Also Norman Greenbaum.
Ants get pissy when you blow them up? I did not know that.
Bumblebees are pretty sensitive, too. One time my ex discovered a nest in the backyard and delighted in poking it with a stick and yelling at me (I was safely behind the screen door) to come and listen to the buzzing …
… I think I’ve mentioned he used to be quite the drinker.
Jeff, to show what a big heart I have (despite being a white trash, Christer, Xtianist) I will send you something sometime after the 15th. My Pastor tells me it is traditional to do that this time of year. And I always follow marching orders from our clergy…
Oh, and it will be money, not ants.
All I have is ant covered Hanukkah jelly donuts leftover from last night..
So, Darleen, was it a locked screen door? 8-)
If you move the doughnuts to another location, eventually the ants will no longer be on them. This worked for me with caramel corn.
On the other hand, if the ants are supposed to be there, enjoy!
I just kicked in again, and therefore feel okay about using Jeff’s bandwidth as much as I do. When I get bored I tend to refresh here a lot.
Always move the ball off the ant pile. I didn’t know they could cling to a stick moving 95mph. Bitter, clinging scum.
This is my third time registering. I keep setting up new email accounts, registering, going through the verification process, then trolling here.
Only to have my comments changed and my latest attempt to troll blocked.
I live a sad life, I admit it.
I just donated in honor of Teh One’s visit here to Bagram tonight, Jeff.
He landed during a duststorm… no ants, though. Too windy, I guess.
If you posted a photoshop of our President/Messiah covered in ants you would get a quick visit from the secret service, I’m guessing… ;)
Dammit! I moved the jelly donuts and now they’ve jumped all over Wednesday night’s leftover latkes… Damn damn anti-semite ants ! Thanks Cranky-d
A former PW troll wigged out today at Stacy McCain’s blog.
Okay, I kicked in.
But only because Satan told me to.
Mike
Good lord, I just read both pieces and I just gotta ask … whatever possessed B.Brown to videotape himself?? Talk about a stereotype …
Beats me, Darleen. You’ve heard of the “Institutional Left”. Those videos fall under the category of the “Institutionalized Left”.
Sent last week from the Nolensark account. Yeah, I did the December fundraiser in November cause that’s the way I roll. N stuff..or something. I suck at this.
As much as many prognosticators and so-called experts are saying President Obama is going to have a tough time getting re-elected, the reality of the situation is that President Obama will get re-elected against almost any potential GOP challenger.
However, one candidate cannot be over-looked. If we learned anything from 2008, we should’ve learned that organization and social media skills are paramount to a campaign. No one is actually going to “come out of nowhere”. To become the most powerful person in the world, you have to build quite an organization. That’s why only one person has a chance to beat President Obama in 2012.
This will make it all clear:
http://mittromneycentral.com/2010/05/07/no-apology-song-the-case-for-american-greatness/
Christ, are you on the wrong site, pal.
Mitt Romney? Please.
And spammed in the middle of a fundraiser thread, too. Way to go! You’re REALLY going to win support that way…!
No Mitt or Huck please. Not even Palin.
Donald Trump? ;-)
If McCain runs again, blood will run in the streets…
By the way – is that a real, manly-type promise or one o’ them wimpy, effete Obama promises?
Merry effin critmis Goldstein. Or happy cha-na-ka, whatever. Lite a candle. Lite a tree. What’s the difference.
You know what would be funny as hell this holiday season?
Barney Frank running down the street with a flaming fir stuck in his ass.
I’m bad. I know.
Oh, and you’re not fooling anybody with that “Mossad shark”, Jeff.
Dolphin in a Pea Coat my ASS!
Jeff – My friends have been making money by betting the opposite of my football picks. Hopefully, somebody will give me some restitution for my amazing anti-psychic powers. It is the X-mas season. Until then, let’s just hope Big Ten Basketball starts early. Purdue and Wisconsin – Can’t lose.
I would think that anyone who would be willing to donate given the necessary funds would not be stopped by the registration format. It is still easy-peasy to get a new, anonymous email address if that is what is desired, and the rest of it is not a huge issue I don’t think.
Lite a candle. Lite a tree. What’s the difference.
Well for one, no one’s ever asked me if I were a candle, what’d be my handle.
And for…
…
I bought a coffee mug!
Okay, and I kicked in some cash too.
So irritating …
I want my avatar, damnit!
oh, now that you’ve used “Xmas” you’re definitely getting less.
Merry CHRISTmas.
;D
tree: crosstie
candle: simmering creosote in the country summer sun scent
log: you’ll
Jeff:
Hit the jar–sorry it’s so small.
Cowboy
He’s just using the Greek, Maggie.
You deserve everything you get buddy, probably more.
See ya next month…