Fonda: “…During the production of Easy Rider, a few of us traveled down to New Orleans for a coupla’ weeks to film the Mardi Gras parade scenes. Hopper would get fried on acid and quart bottles of Miller High Life and would disappear for long stretches, then show up late at night, his arms covered up to the elbows in fresh gore. ‘What the hell’d you do?’ I asked him on one such occasion.
“‘Killed a pig, man,’ he told me. ‘Not a cop, but an actual hog. It was, like, so totally emblematic. As an experience, you know? I feel completely elevated.’
“Anyway, one night while Hopper was off fetishizing the heavy wetness of swine innards, Karen Black, Toni Basil and I got busy screwing each other in a rickety cot at this cheap hotel Hopper’d put us up in just off Bonnabel Blvd — y’know, tripping on mushrooms and Beaujolais, experiencing our bodies, kind of intertwined in this hot, sticky-soft tangle, orgasming from time to time and feeding each other crab gumbo out of a waxy takeout container. Very humid, the whole experience. And, y’know, very heavy, emotionally. But my point is, even we three never got our love on in front of a bunch of bound and leashed Iraqi prisoners. And I’m, like, Peter fucking Fonda, y’know? That Lynddie England is one wild, freaky bitch, is all I’m saying, man. Groovy, but in a non-linear kinda way. Dig…?”
What frightens me is that I can’t figure out if you made that up or not.
Naw. Pete finances this whole PW endeavor, so he has the key to the blog whenever he wants to post something. Or rather, whenever he feels like dictating something to me and having me post it for him, the lazy Marxist.
It’s annoying, but hey—it’s kinda cool having a hippy sugar daddy. So I can’t complain.
Disturbingly brilliant and brilliantly disturbing, all at the same time.
protein wisdom thanks you but regards your praise with suspicion, seeing as how protein wisdom — now, quite fond of the third person impersonal!—is aware of the Dustin Diamond / protein wisdom / gimp rumor someone matching your description is posting about the blogosphere.
Don’t know what you’re talking about man … whoever posted that at … wherever that was posted, it must have been an imposter. This is the internet, you know.