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Corey Haim’s “Notes from the Afterlife,” 11

First, let me remind you all that there is nobody more unapologetically multicultural and non-racist than me: I mean, I was letting Asian teens snort ketamine off my waxed grundle back when anime was nothing more than Super Robots and old “Speed Racer” re-runs, for Chrissakes.

— That being said, I seriously do have to take issue with the Arabs who’ve been buying up property around here lately and forming kind of de facto neighborhood watches. Because while I’m all about the security, I’m also all about the live and let live. And frankly, some of the new rules these dudes have been implementing — like, for instance, making it a stoning offense to serve or eat fish tacos that aren’t completely veiled by a clean napkin — are a bridge too far. And I’d say something, too, if they weren’t all carrying those giant curved swords.

Fucking anti-gun laws.

25 Replies to “Corey Haim’s “Notes from the Afterlife,” 11”

  1. McGehee says:

    Anti-gun laws…

    Corey, I don’t think you’re in heaven.

  2. Lazarus_Long says:

    “grundle” ?????

  3. Pablo says:

    you’ll be pleased to know that Corey’s work still resonates.

  4. cranky-d says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever be exactly sure where Corey is now, and I think that’s the point.

  5. Benedick says:

    Look on the bright side, Corey: Virgins!

  6. Jim in KC says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever be exactly sure where Corey is now, and I think that’s the point.

    Sounds a little like Detroit, actually.

  7. cranky-d says:

    Sounds a little like Detroit, actually.

    Hell it is, then.

  8. cranky-d says:

    I kid Detroit. Really.

  9. Squid says:

    Waxed grundle? I think I saw that on one of the old Iron Chef episodes.

    Ah-ray coozeen!

  10. Bordo says:

    Grundle

    That one is a classic.

  11. TaiChiWawa says:

    Corey’s dilemma: to get stoned but not stoned.

  12. happyfeet says:

    here is the merry christmas

  13. mojo says:

    Bear traps, my brothah. And Punji stick pits, too.

  14. eleven says:

    Corey Haim was in Lost Boys.

    True story.

  15. eleven says:

    Can a brother get an avatar?

  16. JD says:

    do I dare look up grundle on urbandictionary?

  17. JD says:

    Is a waxed grundle anything like a shaved chocolate starfish?

  18. Bill D. Cat says:

    Guess a guy should learn that avatar thing sometime .

  19. bh says:

    11, Bill, go to gravatar.com and create an account with them using the same email address that you registered here with. Choose a picture and then it’ll handle the rest magically.

  20. Bill D. Cat says:

    Bill, go to gravatar.com and create an account with them using the same email address that you registered here with.

    Ize already been dry gulched by that shiftless cranky feller .

  21. The Monster says:

    Those Arabs also like to execute teh gheys, which the UN voted to let them keep doing (Yes, that’s a HuffPo link, HT: Iowahawk.)

    I’d really like the people who have their knickers in a twist over DADT to explain how deferring to the opinions of the UN is such a great idea.

  22. gebrauchshund says:

    Testing Gravatar functunality.

  23. gebrauchshund says:

    Hokey smokes! It worked!

    And there definately ain’t no anti-gun laws in heaven.

    No restrictions on full-auto or supressors or none of that stuff neither.

  24. cranky-d says:

    You snooze, you lose, Bill D. Cat.

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