protein wisdom: “Fat, drunk, and Canadian* is no way to go through life, Antonia.”
*(With apologies in advance to those Canadians who happen not to be enormously fat, shrieking, potentially Jew-hating gobs of terror-enabling leftist goo with their own shrilly imbecilic and ubiquitously anti-American columns in the Toronto Star. Of whom I imagine there are like, literally dozens.)
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More. And more. And more. And more. And more. And — yes — more.
update: And more and more. Wow. This silence is deafening…
update 2: Canadiboom!.
update 3: More. And more. And more.
update 4 (the strapping young step-brother of update 3): More. And, related, more. And more. And more. Finally.
Well Damien Penny is two of the three: Canadian and FAT! I guess two out of three IS bad.
It’s spelled “phat,” genius. Damien Penny is Canadian and “phat.”
Well, Goldstein, just in case you really are concerned about silence from the anti-Americ…hey, wait, that “-” is such a pain, how ‘bout Antamerican…Antimerican…Amerantican…okay, got it, the silence of the anti-merry Cans from up dere nawf uv us, yesterday or some such very recent day I heard news of a OBLaden Warning to Canadadians that due to being “a selfish country” Candada should expect Big Trouble from Bin Laden very soon. If our enemas at the Torotno Stare (A ton o’ ya?) are quiet suddenly quite, maybe it’s that they are reappraising their positrons on anti-merry Canism ?
Weasel cannoli hope, Abuddyl Arson.
“If our enemas at the Torotno Stare (A ton o’ ya?) are quiet suddenly quite, maybe it’s that they are reappraising their positrons on anti-merry Canism ?”
Yes, probably.
Toronto Star Editorial staff
Memo: for internal use only
Revise all copy: “George Bush’s fault” to read “George Bush’’s fault, too.”
“Phat.” Whatev. I guess looking like you eat corn dogs and bacon sandwiches all day makes you look “phat.” Somebody tell 50Cent.
You know, I keep looking out of my windows, looking and wondering with stark fear when her boyfriend will come by to pound me out . . .Hell, I guess I’ll just have another beer.
I’m not fat. I’m big-boned.
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Antonia Zerbisias?
One,
two,
three.
Already forgot that name.
Actually I thought it was Antonio Banderas on one and forgot altogether on two.
I hope that you guys are only joking. Disagreeing with Antonia does not make her fat. She was over-weight but never enormous and she lost her excess weight about a year ago. Are there no fat supporters of the War on Terror? Does their inability to divest themselves of their bulk make their opinions invalid?
How do you guys know what she looks like? Where’s a picture?
I think I found a photo.
Who is this Antonia? A cut rate (CAN$ = 72.46 U.S.) Maureen Dowd?
Well, there’s Don Cherry. A better Canadian friend of America we’ve never had.
If you want to see pro-American media in Canada, have a look at the Calgary Sun http://www.calgarysun.com
or indeed the entire Sun chain.
now don’t be sad…
This brings to mind an old joke:
Canada has only one claim to fame; that it’s directly north of the US.
Who cares what their media prints? Their fate is bound to ours by geographical proximity. Canada does not have the population base to defend it’s vast terrority and are in reality, hostages in waiting.
Yes, it’s possible that their only other claim to fame has already fled.
Sounds like this Antonia Zer is bias.
Oh…that claim to fame…I thought you were talking about this CTF http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/arts/entertainment-people-anderson.html
I’m surprised no one else has noticed the similarities between the ranting canuck and Baghdad Bob.
The warblog drums are growing silent! There are no coalition troops in Baghdad!
Who is Antonia Zerbisias anyway? Does this chick actually have a following some place?
Must be a slow news day in Toronto for her to get an article published.
So, instead of Oxicontin and cheap gin, Antonia uses Oxicontin and cheap beer?
Jeff:
Dizzying post, multiple links into multiple links; too much for me to trace, to be honest. Neither can I pretend to know the Canadian landscape, but assuming its to our left, and freakishly so, in areas, I should imagine that it heartens you to have only the american left to deal with. We don’t hold America in contempt, just this administration.
In your heart of hearts, you know I’m right.
Whatever you say, Bloggheader, but you know we know you’re wrong in our hearts, that’s why you had to go mess around in our heart OF hearts to find yourself a heart that agrees with you. Well, as with the kids, the little rat in the middle is always the rebel. The next heart in, the little baby heart of heart of hearts, agrees with the first heart (the big one), that you’re wrong.
And as another shortish charming rogue of a president pointed out (Jack Nicholson in “Mars Attacks!” after aliens had vaporized Congress and he’s trying to raise morale by noting that the other two branches of government are still alive), “Hey, Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad!”
“We don’t hold America in contempt, just this administration.”
Yes, it helps keep our minds off the criminals and thieves we keep electing in our own country.
Only in Canada could a member of parliament lift a 50,000 ring to give to his boyfriend, and hear nothing more than a “Poor Sven, under so much stress”.
Only in Canada could a Liberal appointed Supreme Court uphold a law that can have you arrested for advertising for your lobby group during a federal election campaign, with the excuse that the infringements on free speech are “only minimal”. And push the hearing up a few months to bring down the decision before the election call.
Our media screams about “the US war for oil” and remains silent about Jean Chretien’s family connections to the billions in contracts between TotalFinaElf and Saddam Hussein.
But, eh.. we’re like, so much smarter than Americans…. more European doncha know… so we would know when to be superior and contemptuous of American administrations.