Deadbeat neighbor: “Hey, why the long face. Everything okay?”
Me: “Sarin gas.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh, sorry to hear it… Wanna shot of Pepto or something? Got a huge bottle of it in my kitchen. ‘s no trouble, really…”
Me: “I’m going to stop coming outside, I think.”
Get ready for runs on duct tape, plastic sheeting, gas masks, chemical suits, and other survival gear. Hmmm, I wonder which companies are moving up the NYSE Big Board right now?
On the other hand, you can just relax and accept what some on the Imbecile Left are no doubt arguing:
1. It wasn’t really Sarin.
2. Ok, it was Sarin, but bad storage rendered it useless.
3. The US planted it to save Bush’s ass.
4. Look over there, it’s Elvis!
I’m trying to decide if you are making this crap up or if you actually live 2 houses down from me.