You don’t say! And here I thought they actually believed that exhalation / plant food is a pollutant.
Okay, not really. But I’m an asshole.
What’s your excuse?
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Just a healthy skepticism, because no matter what the problem is, the solution always seems to be the same thing.
Self described “radical environmentalist” Joan Baez fell out of her treehouse.
I find that amusing.
Ah yes, getting the United States back to its small carbon footprint.
I don’t have an excuse. I just hate the planet.
How do we know she fell Carin? Maybe the tree got tired of her being clingy all the time and gave her a shove.
Ernst, if there is one thing I learned from The Happening, it’s that the trees are going to get their revenge.
Or that M. Night Shamalangadingdog should just STOP, PLEASE DEAR GOD, making movies.
“The Ents are going to War”*
Heh. I have to tell my Dad about this. We’ve argued for years about this with me explaining just what the IPCC guy admits and my Dad pretending to believe it is about the earth. Good times.
Crap, first it’s outlaw, now it’s asshole.
I need a new scorecard in order to keep up.
RAAAAAAACIST!
SOCIALIST!
COALIST!
Seriously though, what is this arrogant talk about maintaining a 2° target? I mean, these people think thay can regulate the circadian ryhthms of the Earth’s temperature like the Keyneians talk about regulating the cycles of the market.
And they talk about it like it’s so settled, it’s matter of fact, making these asertions with the brazen confidence of a con man and counting on the fact that none of their underlying assumptions are questioned; and changing the subject of any such conversation that arises by insisting that one is a raving nutter unless the climate change notion is accepted as factual, a priori.
All this such a short time after the connivance was exposed, for all the world to see. Really, it’s breathtaking arrogance.
Carin, there’s always “Cowboys and Aliens” for your movie going pleasure.
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/cowboysaliens/
Crap, first it’s outlaw, now it’s asshole.
If assholes are outlawed, then only outlaws…
First of all, developed countries have basically expropriated the atmosphere of the world community.
I’ve seen that movie already.
If all libs would off themselves, America’s carbon footprint would be reduced.
– The attempts to dismantle the Industrialized world continue apace.
– OUTLAW INDUSTRY! ™
– Does this guy seriously believe he’s just suddenly, on his own, discovered the true agenda of the AWG movement?
Look, Bob, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
– Erm, AGW…..whatever….the environ nuts.
Short movie: they just start singing Slim Whitman songs and it’s all over.
….When I sleep will I dream Dave?
anthropogenic warming globalists strikes me as truth in advertising.
Sure you’ll dream. You’ll dream of electric sheep.
– Why don’t we just float a bill in Congress to extend the Trekkie conventions to year ’round, and give all the environmental fruitcakes a lifetime pass, so they’ll have something to do with their hands besides whacking off in front of a Monolith.
“joint chair of Working Group 3 at the Twenty-Ninth Seesion of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change”?! Somewhere, Leonid Brezhnev is smiling.
Because stopping makes the Monolith angry?
Somewhere, Leonid Brezhnev is smiling.
Yeah. But when the IPCG start’s reporting on it’s global cooling mitigation proposals, Eric Blair will have the last laugh.
That’s a great film Ernst, and a pretty fair interpretation of HAL.
The kind of pure BS that these folks lay down is just amazing to me, really. I mean, on the one hand they’re talking about preserving and respecting gaia, with a completely self-righteous air that the absolute moral authority of SCIENCE! protects them from criticism; while pretty much all of their oft cited “research” and “settled-science”, and poseurs-cum-scientists authors of that tripe have been exposed as conniving con-men.
And despite being exposed, they’re so confident, have succeeded in fooling even themselves that everyine buys this shit, that they now freely let the mask slip and admit that it’s all really a redistribution scheme; that it’s about the fairness, gaia be damned…
Kind like Obama regarding dividend and capital gains tax rates. They have to go up, regardless of the effect on the economy, because of the fairness…
Really though, you listen to this putz and even the great gaia lovers who decry man’s effect on the climate system are simulataneously talking out of the other side of their mouths about the viability of “geo-engineering”; better known in the space exploration community as terra-forming.
Amazing. Influencing the earths climate is bad, unless, you know, we do it in the name of increasing the IPCC’s authority; when no one really knows whether it can or should be done at all.
Time for a cocktail.
Ernst, as long as I dream of Sean Young and not Harrison Ford….
The same as yours, I guess.
I mean, I could run down a whole list of other possible excuses, but they really all boil down to just the one.
(Boiled asshole? Ew.)
I’m a counter-revolutionary wrecker.
(Boiled asshole? Ew.)
not as ewwwy as bleached asshole.
Next time my truck breaks down on the interstate I’ll give you a call. Us counter-revolutionaries gotta stick together.
As long as it’s not unicorns, Blake. You start dreaming about unicorns and you’re liable to wake up with Edward James Olmos standing over you.
Darleen, I’m not sure which is more disturbing: bleached asshole or the person who said “You know what, bleach would work cosmetic wonders on an asshole.”
Gah.
What’s worse is that someone thought they needed to do something cosmetic to their asshole.
Talk about someone with way too much free time and way too much money…
I’m not as good as Lamont when it comes to this sort of thing, but, here goes:
He: Hey, baby, let wander off into the bedroom and have some fun.
She: Oh, baby, yes, lets.
He(after clothes come off)Hey, baby, check this out (spreads cheeks wide)
She: Oh wow, did you do that just for me?
Maybe these are those proverbial “jobs Americans don’t want to do”…?
I could probably make an exception for Teri Hatcher.
I’m pretty sure boiling would bleach ’em pretty good, but sewing ’em back on afterward would be tricky.
Sounds like a job for Kos and Andrew Sullivan. And Bawney Fwank.
Actually, it’s a union gig. The guys closest to me are all members of the Whale Eye Spacklers Local 175.
How I know that is none of anyone’s damn business.
I can’t believe this. Don’t you know that while you’re all babbling and giggling about anal bleaching and other frivolous topics this planet has a fever? A FEVER! Earth is ill, it’s burning up and it’s fussing and crying while we’re sitting in the ER waiting room at 3am along with a couple of dozen illegal aliens and drunks and idiots who can’t afford health insurance but somehow managed to afford a shiny new ATV which they promptly wrecked ’cause they’re idiots and now they’re here waiting with the rest of us. We’re waiting what seems like forever just to see a friggin’ doctor and get some Tylenol with codeine and the TV in the corner is set to that damned home shopping network, and God, when are we going to get out of here…
I’m sorry, where was I?
– And now we know how white corn was invented.
“Clorox II gets everything whiter!”
“…..and God, when are we going to get out of here…”
– I think that’s covered in the ObamaCare pamplet on page 3,892, paragraph 1.22.2.3.7, section b), article 4, under “waiting room rules for scum-sucking citizens”.
Probably it started with porn stars.
Cuz, y’know, they have hi-res cameras doing closeups on their anuses.
And then you get canned or lose the lead role in Slut Wars: The Empire Likes Crack because Becky has a prettier anus than you and that is your livelyhood that skank is messing with so you have to do something.
– Sign in front parking area of the grand opening of a new Asshole bleaching salon:
Additional Parking in the rear —->
Dave,
Channeling Al Gore in his manic phase, by the looks of things…
o_O
Then there’s the always-meglomaniacal Emperor Hugo blathering like a cut-rate Nikita Khrushchev:
One wonders why Latin America’s most brazen imperial dictator’s head didn’t explode…
You’re all aware of the song that Rush Limbaugh’s global warming updates begin with, aren’t you?
Well, more cowbell then!
Attention K-Mart shoppers……Just in time for the holidays….Check out aisle 19 for the new “Rim-job Barbie”…comes complete with an Andrew Sullivan autographed model cattle probe, goalie mask and flog, five gallon tub of Astroglide, and a 1 year free subscription to Ass Care weekly, which includes a coupon for a complimentary bleach treatment…..gerbils, spats, and batteries sold separately….
Isn’t it “Born Free”? Oh no, that’s the song for the animal rights update.
BBH, if it’s an Andrew Sullivan edition, why is it a Barbie and not a Ken?
Well, more cowbell then!
That immediately came to mind when I typed the word “fever”…
BBH, if it’s an Andrew Sullivan edition, why is it a Barbie and not a Ken?
It used to be a Ken doll, now it’s Post-Gender-Reassignment-Surgery Barbie.
aka Michelle Obama
So, what’s “milky-loads” doing with it then?
Don’t you mean Post-Interstellar Species Transmutation Barbie there, Mike?
Yes, I forgot to acknowledge her Klingon heritage.
…must have missed the head start on happy hour…
Speaking of One-World Gubmint, check out this Glenn Beck TV episode in which a rabbi shows how the world’s first One World Order attempt was the Tower of Babel.
It’s all about bricks vs. stones, collectivism vs. individuality, and how the confounding of languages was motivated by mercy rather than wrath.
It’s also a good arguement against those Christians & Jews who think that collectivism sounds all godly and stuff.
And why Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd “Nimrod.”
– Daffy Duck would be a shoe-in for Keynote speaker.
Dave in So Cal..I take anal bleaching just as seriously as global warming.
* Happy-Asses-R-Us *
“Let us put a smile on all four of your cheeks”
I’m pretty sure the Tower of Babel can be blamed on Bush, somehow.
3. Darleen posted on 11/19 @ 10:29 am
Ah yes, getting the United States back to its small carbon footprint.
Hey, you know when and where America’s carbon footprint was its smallest? The Antebellum South.
That always trips them up. Mostly because the useful idiots think they’re the ones who’ll be sipping lemonade by the columns on the porch.