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The "the reverse death threat" post

Sometimes the commentators here totally slay me.

But I’m not likely to prosecute, so no worries.

Carry on.

60 Replies to “The "the reverse death threat" post”

  1. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Ok, but you didn’t ask about the compliments….

    – Ingrate!

  2. Drumwaster says:

    So, in the unlikely event of a water landing prosecution, which jurisdiction gets to file the charges?

  3. Jeff G. says:

    Are you threatening me, Drumwaster?

  4. Drumwaster says:

    Or should I just use my seat cushion as my counsel of record?

  5. Drumwaster says:

    Those red pills have to have had SOME influence over the years, nu?

  6. serr8d says:

    A reverse death threat is a lifesaver, no?

  7. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – This from the owner of a totally whacked out armadillo…

    – Have you no shame Sir?

  8. happyfeet says:

    you should have a music

    brb

  9. happyfeet says:

    here is a music that’s new on the playlist this week

    I don’t understand it I just like it plus Larry Hagman is involved

  10. newrouter says:

    lot of soros vibe out there

  11. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – I thought of the theme song from The high and the mighty, but that’s too slow to tap dance to.

    – Besides, the Duke’s sense of humor only goes just so far.

  12. cranky-d says:

    I’m pretty sure you’re a danger to yourself and others and should be constantly monitored by the authorities. You know, the people who know what’s good for you, but good guys, not like the progressives at all, nosiree bub!

  13. serr8d says:

    I think Frank Zappa would’ve mocked that song, ‘feets.

    Sounds like a U2 wannabe vocalist with a dash of Phil Collins’ Sussudio disco randomized in.

  14. happyfeet says:

    I like how it starts

  15. Mike LaRoche says:

    I don’t understand it I just like it plus Larry Hagman is involved

    Larry Hagman: the sucker DJ

  16. serr8d says:

    Heh. World-class mockery…

    Act I

    But one night, at the
    Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up…
    She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
    In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free…

    SCENE FOUR
    CREW SLUT

    Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress,
    is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth
    as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make
    an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings
    to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago,
    as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus,
    hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on
    the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.

  17. happyfeet says:

    dimples! #1 in Australia!

    speaking of the Australia

    this is from our friends down under it’s one of my favorites cause of how they nailed the retro thing so bang on

  18. LBascom says:

    It ain’t much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender.

  19. geoffb says:

    Reverse death threat right back at ya.

  20. SteveG says:

    I’d say: “consider me slain”… except the phalanx of law enforcement descending on Denver would just get way too hard.. and god knows they’d never get through the airport

  21. dicentra says:

    Reverse death threat?

    Is that the one where I threaten to bring the tree to my own hanging?

    Because I saw once where that doesn’t work AT ALL.

  22. sdferr says:

    Today I made Kim Chee for the first time: watching the stuff go into it I can’t decide whether it’s going to be a death threat or not.

  23. SporkLift Driver says:

    Hey I’m here
    Now I just need to go do the gravatar thing

  24. SporkLift Driver says:

    And get some punctuation… insert as necessary.

  25. SporkLift Driver says:

    test

  26. Big Bang Hunter says:

    = Ok, so you’re here…..take this M-16 and set up a perimeter along that pile of sandbags near the Coke machine and…..What?…..no I don’t want to sign a petition to Free range chickens….Now I’m a little busy, so if you don’t mind…..

  27. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – The formal version:

    OUTLAW VIOLENCE!&copy

  28. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Erm…what the hell – it previewed correctly ?

  29. Big Bang Hunter says:

    OUTLAW VIOLENCE! &trade

  30. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Apparently my HTML-fu died last night.

  31. John Bradley says:

    Semicolons™ BBH, it’s all about the semicolons.

  32. TaiChiWawa says:

    I don’t want to scare anyone, but if I do a reverse one-and-a-half in the tuck position, somebody’s going to get their neck broken.

  33. alppuccino says:

    Speaking of death threats, James Clyburn claimed that he endured all sorts of racist threats during the 2008 Obama campaign. Please join me in congratulating Clyburn on his pending appointment to the newly created postition, yet old and staid as a Charley Rangel parking spot: House Negro.

  34. geoffb says:

    Professional reverse FU.

  35. Kevin says:

    I WILL FORCE YOU ALL TO LIVE FOREVER!

  36. Kevin says:

    Or around 90 years, whichever comes first.

  37. Silver Whistle says:

    Greece is going to die, I promise you all.

  38. serr8d says:

    One thing we’ll miss, given the new pw login? The Zen of Comment Spam©®. Or not, if you’re a late riser.

  39. serr8d says:

    Damn, SW, that accompanying photo is full of Dirty Socialists.

  40. serr8d says:

    Oh, SW, your conversation yesterday re: family tartans yesterday had me searching for my ancestral colors. I found this.

    Please don’t tell me the MacDougalls were expelled for cannibalism or something~!

  41. Soiled Sockpuppet says:

    Wait, reverse death threat? Is that kind of like this: “Don’t mess with me, man, or I’m going to to give birth to you!!!!

  42. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Greece is going to die, I promise you all.

    Surely not! before taking the Euro with .

  43. Silver Whistle says:

    Damn WP eats my comments.

    Sorry about the dirty socialists. And we love MacDougalls here.

  44. Kevin says:

    “The “the reverse death threat” post”

    If you die, I’m going to reanimate your corpse. Trust me, I’ll do it. I’ve done it before. In fact, I did it to my own sister! Her nickname is now ‘Braaaaaains” because she won’t shut up about them.

  45. McGehee says:

    And we love MacDougalls here.

    The free-range ones get a little stringy sometimes though.

  46. Joe says:

    “the reverse death threat”

    Isn’t that some blogging martial arts move?

  47. dicentra says:

    Today I made Kim Chee for the first time: watching the stuff go into it I can’t decide whether it’s going to be a death threat or not.

    Having had a Korean roommate, I can assure you that anyone who is unfortunate enough to occupy the bathroom after you’ve been there awhile will certainly die.

  48. A fine scotch says:

    Just playing with Jeff’s spiffy new comment thingy.

  49. A fine scotch says:

    Weird…Got my avatar, not formatting

    I have no html fu!

  50. A fine scotch says:

    I’m just a moron; nothing to see here; move along…

  51. Silver Whistle says:

    Not content with saying the last rights over Greece’s corpse, Evans-Pritchard issues a death threat to Europe. Oh dear, isn’t he a good man? Probably dangerous. Reader poll?

  52. Jeff G. says:

    A fine scotch —

    CONGRATS, man!

  53. Big Bang Hunter says:

    OUTLAW VIOLINS! ™

    – Alright, I seem to be channeling Ermma Lattella this morning.

    – Thnx to all who pointed me to my colon.

    – Still wondering why preview showed it correct without the semi-colon, but I’m sure the Mistress of the dark and foreboding, Griffith adorned Castle Golden-stein, can bring it to LIFE!.

  54. A fine scotch says:

    Thanks, Jeff!

  55. Drumwaster says:

    VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!

  56. A fine scotch says:

    Why are threating innocent peas, Drumwaster? What did those peas ever do to you?

  57. A fine scotch says:

    All of these threats are decidedly unhelpful. Might mean you’re not “a good man”.

  58. Slartibartfast says:

    Stop it! You’re…um…decidedly inconveniencing me.

    No, that doesn’t work. Possibly Patterico will be not unhelpful and suggest alternate phrasing.

  59. LTC John says:

    “Reverse Death Threat” – I sure hope no seppuku is involved. We will be watching you, Mr. Ultra(self)Violence.

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