I’m pretty sure you’re a danger to yourself and others and should be constantly monitored by the authorities. You know, the people who know what’s good for you, but good guys, not like the progressives at all, nosiree bub!
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up…
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free…
SCENE FOUR
CREW SLUT
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress,
is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth
as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make
an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings
to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago,
as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus,
hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on
the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.
I’d say: “consider me slain”… except the phalanx of law enforcement descending on Denver would just get way too hard.. and god knows they’d never get through the airport
= Ok, so you’re here…..take this M-16 and set up a perimeter along that pile of sandbags near the Coke machine and…..What?…..no I don’t want to sign a petition to Free range chickens….Now I’m a little busy, so if you don’t mind…..
Speaking of death threats, James Clyburn claimed that he endured all sorts of racist threats during the 2008 Obama campaign. Please join me in congratulating Clyburn on his pending appointment to the newly created postition, yet old and staid as a Charley Rangel parking spot: House Negro.
If you die, I’m going to reanimate your corpse. Trust me, I’ll do it. I’ve done it before. In fact, I did it to my own sister! Her nickname is now ‘Braaaaaains” because she won’t shut up about them.
Today I made Kim Chee for the first time: watching the stuff go into it I can’t decide whether it’s going to be a death threat or not.
Having had a Korean roommate, I can assure you that anyone who is unfortunate enough to occupy the bathroom after you’ve been there awhile will certainly die.
Not content with saying the last rights over Greece’s corpse, Evans-Pritchard issues a death threat to Europe. Oh dear, isn’t he a good man? Probably dangerous. Reader poll?
– Alright, I seem to be channeling Ermma Lattella this morning.
– Thnx to all who pointed me to my colon.
– Still wondering why preview showed it correct without the semi-colon, but I’m sure the Mistress of the dark and foreboding, Griffith adorned Castle Golden-stein, can bring it to LIFE!.
– Ok, but you didn’t ask about the compliments….
– Ingrate!
So, in the unlikely event of a
water landingprosecution, which jurisdiction gets to file the charges?Are you threatening me, Drumwaster?
Or should I just use my seat cushion as my counsel of record?
Those red pills have to have had SOME influence over the years, nu?
A reverse death threat is a lifesaver, no?
– This from the owner of a totally whacked out armadillo…
– Have you no shame Sir?
you should have a music
brb
here is a music that’s new on the playlist this week
I don’t understand it I just like it plus Larry Hagman is involved
lot of soros vibe out there
– I thought of the theme song from The high and the mighty, but that’s too slow to tap dance to.
– Besides, the Duke’s sense of humor only goes just so far.
I’m pretty sure you’re a danger to yourself and others and should be constantly monitored by the authorities. You know, the people who know what’s good for you, but good guys, not like the progressives at all, nosiree bub!
I think Frank Zappa would’ve mocked that song, ‘feets.
Sounds like a U2 wannabe vocalist with a dash of Phil Collins’ Sussudio disco randomized in.
I like how it starts
Larry Hagman: the sucker DJ
Heh. World-class mockery…
Oh, the linky.
dimples! #1 in Australia!
speaking of the Australia
this is from our friends down under it’s one of my favorites cause of how they nailed the retro thing so bang on
It ain’t much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender.
Reverse death threat right back at ya.
I’d say: “consider me slain”… except the phalanx of law enforcement descending on Denver would just get way too hard.. and god knows they’d never get through the airport
Reverse death threat?
Is that the one where I threaten to bring the tree to my own hanging?
Because I saw once where that doesn’t work AT ALL.
Today I made Kim Chee for the first time: watching the stuff go into it I can’t decide whether it’s going to be a death threat or not.
Hey I’m here
Now I just need to go do the gravatar thing
And get some punctuation… insert as necessary.
test
= Ok, so you’re here…..take this M-16 and set up a perimeter along that pile of sandbags near the Coke machine and…..What?…..no I don’t want to sign a petition to Free range chickens….Now I’m a little busy, so if you don’t mind…..
– The formal version:
OUTLAW VIOLENCE!©
– Erm…what the hell – it previewed correctly ?
OUTLAW VIOLENCE! &trade
– Apparently my HTML-fu died last night.
Semicolons™ BBH, it’s all about the semicolons.
I don’t want to scare anyone, but if I do a reverse one-and-a-half in the tuck position, somebody’s going to get their neck broken.
Speaking of death threats, James Clyburn claimed that he endured all sorts of racist threats during the 2008 Obama campaign. Please join me in congratulating Clyburn on his pending appointment to the newly created postition, yet old and staid as a Charley Rangel parking spot: House Negro.
Professional reverse FU.
I WILL FORCE YOU ALL TO LIVE FOREVER!
Or around 90 years, whichever comes first.
Greece is going to die, I promise you all.
One thing we’ll miss, given the new pw login? The Zen of Comment Spam©®. Or not, if you’re a late riser.
Damn, SW, that accompanying photo is full of Dirty Socialists.
Oh, SW, your conversation yesterday re: family tartans yesterday had me searching for my ancestral colors. I found this.
Please don’t tell me the MacDougalls were expelled for cannibalism or something~!
Wait, reverse death threat? Is that kind of like this: “Don’t mess with me, man, or I’m going to to give birth to you!!!!
Greece is going to die, I promise you all.
Surely not! before taking the Euro with .
Damn WP eats my comments.
Sorry about the dirty socialists. And we love MacDougalls here.
“The “the reverse death threat” post”
If you die, I’m going to reanimate your corpse. Trust me, I’ll do it. I’ve done it before. In fact, I did it to my own sister! Her nickname is now ‘Braaaaaains” because she won’t shut up about them.
The free-range ones get a little stringy sometimes though.
“the reverse death threat”
Isn’t that some blogging martial arts move?
Today I made Kim Chee for the first time: watching the stuff go into it I can’t decide whether it’s going to be a death threat or not.
Having had a Korean roommate, I can assure you that anyone who is unfortunate enough to occupy the bathroom after you’ve been there awhile will certainly die.
Just playing with Jeff’s spiffy new comment thingy.
Weird…Got my avatar, not
formatting…I’m just a moron; nothing to see here; move along…
Not content with saying the last rights over Greece’s corpse, Evans-Pritchard issues a death threat to Europe. Oh dear, isn’t he a good man? Probably dangerous. Reader poll?
A fine scotch —
CONGRATS, man!
OUTLAW VIOLINS! ™
– Alright, I seem to be channeling Ermma Lattella this morning.
– Thnx to all who pointed me to my colon.
– Still wondering why preview showed it correct without the semi-colon, but I’m sure the Mistress of the dark and foreboding, Griffith adorned Castle Golden-stein, can bring it to LIFE!.
Thanks, Jeff!
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
Why are threating innocent peas, Drumwaster? What did those peas ever do to you?
All of these threats are decidedly unhelpful. Might mean you’re not “a good man”.
Stop it! You’re…um…decidedly inconveniencing me.
No, that doesn’t work. Possibly Patterico will be not unhelpful and suggest alternate phrasing.
“Reverse Death Threat” – I sure hope no seppuku is involved. We will be watching you, Mr. Ultra(self)Violence.