“…Your ‘Pottery Barns’ are dens of iniquity, your ‘Restoration Hardwares’ the gathering places for demons, Jews, and false profits. And don’t even get us started on your ‘Chick-fil-As’, with their delicious, deep-fried tenders and their evil honey-mustard dipping sauce, peace be upon us…”

Say Mohammed…that’s not a Victoria’s Secret catalog wedged between the fertilizer and your Hilfiger bag is it?
Man, you have have no idea how nice it is living a two minute walk from a Chick-Fil-A. Nuggets and honey-mustard all the way.
“with their delicious deep-friend tenders”… hey, Jeff, your Freudian slip is showing.
Oops. Must correct that. Freud can have my penis, but he can never take my fried-om.