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Election eve open thread

California will probably keep Boxer — and elect themselves a Carter-era dustball who hasn’t been politically relevant since the last time he climbed down off of Linda Ronstadt — but the rest of the country seems to have a hankering for change from Change.

Whether or not they vote that way or not is another question.

While we wait to find out, post links, tips, observations, and anecdotes here. After you vote, of course.

554 Replies to “Election eve open thread”

  1. since the last time he climbed down off of Linda Ronstadt

    A much more difficult climb, these days.

  2. JD says:

    Have we been accused of vote fraud or suppressing the votes of women, children, and minorities yet?

  3. If Moonbeam’s back in, will Doonesbury become relevant again?

  4. happyfeet says:

    I heard from my libertarian Chicago friend that Kirk is a sure thing in Illinois but Brady is too fundie

  5. H.S. says:

    What about Joe in Alaska?v

  6. Alec Leamas says:

    Been working the polls in PA-8. Huge turnout. I’ve got my fingers crossed for what I call the “Donkey Mattanza.”

  7. H.S. says:

    Was Ronstadt ever relevant?

  8. Jim in KC says:

    One hopes the impeachment proceedings start soon after the swearing-in ceremony.

  9. H.S. says:

    “Deport Obama”

    Yea, b/c he’s from Keynesia!

  10. Russ says:

    I’m going to guess that Dr. Deb didn’t think to request an absentee ballot before she had her ass tossed into the slammer. Heh.

  11. Matt says:

    *One hopes the impeachment proceedings start soon after the swearing-in ceremony.*

    I friggin hope not. One, Obama’s his own worst enemy and best advertising for whatever mediocre candidate the repubs come up with 2012. I’m still hoping we’re not left with Palin by default. Two, Joe Biden.

  12. Jim in KC says:

    They can leave Obama for last, Matt, but start with anyone remaining in Congress who voted for Obamacare.

  13. Squid says:

    Anecdote: voting at my precinct in true-blue Saint Paul in 2008, I arrived at about 7:30am to discover a line stretching through the entire building almost to the exterior doors. I’d estimate it was almost 300 people, and it took a good 45 minutes to get through the line to the voting booths.

    This morning, I arrived at about 7:40am to discover a line of…zero. There were five or six people in the voting booths, and I had my choice of two empty ones. The various election helpers looked bored stiff, and they’d only been at it for 40 minutes.

    Our SecState is reporting strong turnout, while Ramsey and Hennepin Counties report average turnout or worse. I can only hope this means that all my hard-working blue-collar friends here in the urban core are sitting it out.

    I’m not saying that my district is going to be anything but blue, but if the lack of enthusiasm I observed is any indication, I’d guess that the DFL’s performance is going to fall at least a few percent lower than anticipated. Per bh’s comment in the other thread: get your friends to vote this evening, since it looks like your enemies opponents largely aren’t.

  14. geoffb says:

    This has a guide to judge how things are going overall by how various house races end up. Goes by closing time. Scroll down.

  15. cranky-d says:

    This election is only the beginning. We know our point of view is shared by a lot of people, and we need to keep that out there any way we can.

    No more compromise. No more pragmatism.

    Outlaw!

  16. cranky-d says:

    I was voter 860 or so at around 2pm. I walked right in, signed my name, and voted. In 2008 I had to wait in a long line even in the middle of the day, and I saw more than one person who spent just enough time in the “booth” (rickety table with view blocks) to vote for Teh Won!.

    I seem to remember that 2006 had more people as well, though the line wasn’t as long as 2008. I have never seen it this empty.

  17. geoffb says:

    impeachment proceedings start

    Obama is the greatest Community Organizer that conservatives have ever had since Reagan. Let him continue his wonderful work until his retirement Jan. 2013.

    Hold hearings about all the activities of the underlings and charge them as evidence comes out. Let “The Won” defend them.

  18. happyfeet says:

    Mr. Drudge says Blanche is a goner – she’s Mary Lambert’s sister you know

    that’s a fun fact I think

  19. McGehee says:

    Drudge also says Feingold is Feingone.

    That’s cheery newsw by me.

  20. BuddyPC says:

    California will probably keep Boxer — and elect themselves a Carter-era dustball who hasn’t been politically relevant since the last time he climbed down off of Linda Ronstadt — but the rest of the country seems to have a hankering for change from Change.

    Who’s making book on whether DC votes to bail-out California in a lame-duck session, as a parting gift?

  21. geoffb says:

    I can’t judge the turnout based on my area as it is always light when I go at 2pm. One anecdote.

    We use optical scan voting. When I went to my little stall/desk to fill out the ballot there was an elderly lady a couple over who asked for assistance from a worker with her ballot. In a fairly loud voice I heard her say “I want to vote straight Republican, how do I do that?” Made me smile as I did my straight R vote.

  22. Matt says:

    I also think conservatives should keep celebrating a minimum and start putting proposals out there to assist cutting the debt and balancing the budget. All we need is a change in consumer confidence and the market turns around (my guess is almost overnight). We’ll see declining unemployment numbers especially if Obama keeps running his ship into the iceberg and it becomes apparent he won’t be re-elected. I’ve always thought the one thing progs can’t understand is that anticipation and planning for the future (which includes being able to pay for it) is an essential part of the conservative makeup. America can be an economic juggernaut when people at every economic level believe they can get ahead. You can’t do that in Democrat run America.

  23. Matt says:

    *Drudge also says Feingold is Feingone.*

    Aw. I’m holding my breath for Frank. If he and Reid are out, its like a political nirvana for me. Scumbuckets, both of them.

  24. motionview says:

    First a paying gig, now a guest lecture. The gods are conspiring to keep me off the interwebs today.

  25. Grass Root says:

    I voted this morning at 0700. I got to the pooling place at about 0650, to become sixth in line.

    By 0700 there were about 25 people in line.

    This contrasts massively with 2008 when I got to the pools at about the same time to be about thirtieth in line, with about 50 in line by the time the pools open.

    This is a huge come-down from 2008. I hope most of the people in line were Republican. Likely the case, as it was chilly outside, and it’s hard to get welfare recipients out of the crack-house on a cold day.

  26. dicentra says:

    @iowahawkblog my election day kit: 128 oz Slurpee, vodka, 10 gallon Costco pudding bucket, weed, laughter-tear Kleenex

  27. dicentra says:

    NYT House Maphttp://elections.nytimes.com/2010/results/house

    NYT Senate Maphttp://elections.nytimes.com/2010/results/senate

    Already faintly pink in KY and IN. What, you guys close the polls at noon or sumpin?

  28. RTO Trainer says:

    What about Joe in Alaska?v

    Nah. I have no problem sending Joe to Alaska, but it won’t do any good. They have internet connections up there.

  29. newrouter says:

    Already faintly pink in KY and IN. What, you guys close the polls at noon or sumpin?

    6 pm est

  30. H.S. says:

    RTO Trainer, was thinking more along the lines of Igloo coolers and Miller.

  31. happyfeet says:

    we never had a very good discussion of all the california propositions so I have to figure it out on my own

    19 – yes on marijuana yes for freedom!
    20 – redistricting – yes – this will make the redistricting more salubrious
    21 – no – they want my monies for stupid parks – they cannot has
    22 – yes – this says that the state of California is free to rape and pillage local California communities for their monies – you never know this might could help postpone judgment day
    23 – yes – this tells the global warming pansies to fuck off – meg whitman says vote no but me I say vote yes
    24 – nonono – the dirty socialists are trying to rape business while the unemployment, it is so very high
    25 – yes – this says we only need to have a majority to pass a budget instead of 2/3 (except raising taxes still needs 2/3).. this is sensible and also a fairly normal way to go about the budgeting I think
    26 – yes – this makes it harder for California to jack up fees
    27 – no – another redistricting one but this one is trickery

  32. cranky-d says:

    The problem with a simple majority to pass a budget is that in a Democrat-dominated state, they will continue to pass budgets they cannot pay for. A 2/3 majority keeps them from doing that.

  33. Benedick says:

    What are we drinking, folks? I’m usually a vodka guy nowadays, but I decided that since I spent this eve two years ago drowning my woes in Jack and Cokes, I’d rehabilitate that old favorite by (hopefully) turning it into a victory drink.

  34. newrouter says:

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said late this afternoon that she is confident the House Democrats’ message to preserve Social Security and fight for the middle class will resonate with voters. “We’re on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives,” Ms. Pelosi told reporters gathered in a second-floor conference room at the Democrats’ headquarter

    link

  35. happyfeet says:

    A 2/3 majority keeps them from doing that.

    I don’t know Mr. cranky the status quo is robustly FAIL we have to try something else… we have to try – no promises… we owe this to the rest of America we’re going to go beg for monies from later.

    But yeah this was the hardest one to decide.

  36. cranky-d says:

    You have a point, hf. California is already at the brink of failure. It might not hurt to try something else.

  37. H.S. says:

    Benedick,

    Tea toddies, pick your poison, would be great today.

    As for me, it’s a pale high buzz caffeine drink and vodka, b/c my dentist won’t let me drink tea, yet. DEMOCRAT!

  38. Benedick says:

    That’s ok, H.S. You’re not supposed to drink the tea anyway at this sort of tea party.

  39. Grass Root says:

    BTW, this is one of those days when I miss “Gut Rumbles.”

    I imagine he’d have had some incisive comment on today’s crop o’ candidates.

    Or, you know, toe porn.

  40. okay, I’m counting on all of you to keep me updated tonight. I have rehearsal, but it’s “Costume Parade” so I can carry my phone around. probably.

  41. Jeff G. says:

    Yeah. My son has wrestling practice until 7:30 here, so I’m going to miss much of the incoming results.

    Hope it goes well.

  42. happyfeet says:

    I have to go vote for the marijuanas so I’ll miss a lot too

  43. happyfeet says:

    you know who probably needs a drink is Meg Whitman after blowing all that money on a crazy dream

    163 million dollars. Good God in Heaven.

    And the kicker is… her resume says she’s a “businesswoman.”

  44. Benedick says:

    MSNBC is presently explaining how the Dems will hold onto the House. This is going to be fuuuuuun.

  45. Jeff G. says:

    If the Dems hold on to the House, the pollsters were involved in a mega-conspiracy.

  46. Grass Root says:

    well, here’s my update.

    The Left refers to “Tea Partiers” as “Tea Baggers.”

    Given that a human jaw can press down at pounds per square inch, concentrated into teeth that present about tenths of an inch, we’re talking hundreds of pounds per square inch on a small amount of skin from which depend a couple of important jewels.

    There can’t be too many people so trusting.

    The whole “Tea Bagger” thing is perforce a complete myth.

    I mean, I wouldn’t even trust She Who Must Be Obeyed that way.

  47. happyfeet says:

    Mr. Drudge is already calling it for Boxer but I’ll go vote for poor Carly anyway just cause of I said I would

    it’s not that I think she’d be a good senator it’s just that Boxer is a fetid cooze

  48. Grass Root says:

    And she depends on those things.

    (As it were.)

  49. RTO Trainer says:

    RTO Trainer, was thinking more along the lines of Igloo coolers and Miller.

    I know. Just engaging in some wishful thinking.

  50. Seth says:

    I dunno…is CA at least in the margin of error? I don’t entiely trust pollsters political bent…

  51. Grass Root says:

    #54: I think the Tea Party wave ends at the Rockies.

    CA, NV, OR, WA, will lively remain solidly stuck on stupid.

    Until we get that new TV show, “Ooooh! My Balls!”

    Of course, we’ll all be long dead by 2505, no matter what you read in “The Singularity is Near.”

  52. happyfeet says:

    hero!

    Mr. Drudge found a happy story

  53. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    5.Comment by Mike LaRoche, half honky, half frito bandito, mackerel snapper, heteronormative Texan imperialist on 11/2 @ 3:17 pm #
    Garry Trudeau is still alive?

    Yeah, but they had a wake for his sense of humor several years back….

  54. Grass Root says:

    The fact that the Angle/Reid race is tied is a tribute to the utter corruption of the Democrat Party and the SEIU.

  55. newrouter says:

    fox calls r-portman ohio

  56. McGehee says:

    “We’re on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives,” Ms. Pelosi told reporters

    “Madame Speaker, I have the Nile River on Line 2. It wants to know what the fuck you’re smoking.”

  57. Benedick says:

    OT … If I were Joe Miller’s campaign manager, I’d have spent the last two weeks passing out free t-shirts all over the state:

    “Vote Merckowsky!”

  58. happyfeet says:

    surprised no news from Delaware yet

  59. H.S. says:

    RTO Trainer, did you know Joe back in the day, you know, in the service?

    It all comes down to imperfect voters choosing between imperfect candidates with imperfect information. Oy vey

  60. LTC John says:

    I might not remain awake much longer… I think it is my turn for the plague that has been racing around the kids schools and the neighborhood…argh. I’ll check in if I can stay alive, er, aware and if not, I’ll hope to wake to good news tomorrow…cough, hack, bleah… OUTLAW!

  61. JD says:

    Races called for Coats and Paul already. Connelly and Baron Hill races should give a good idea of where tonight is headed.

  62. happyfeet says:

    I think watching Lisa slink off to whoreblivion will be the mostest satisfying part of tonight

    I hope she sees the disappointment and shame in her family’s eyes and knows in her heart that she is made lesser in their sight.

  63. H.S. says:

    Merckowsky, clearly in the pocket of big pharma.

  64. newrouter says:

    barron hill losing with 27% in

  65. Benedick says:

    Fox News is making a crap ton of cash on ads tonight.

  66. Seth says:

    #55: I fear you may be right. But no harm in dreaming, certainly no more harmful than voting for hope and change.

    Oh. Wait…

  67. happyfeet says:

    we don’t have near enough people in office named Dino

    It’s a travesty.

  68. serr8d says:

    Tennessee’s turning even more RedState. It’s so bad for Dems here that they started forming their circular firing squad weeks ago, with TNDM chair Chip Forrester right there in the middle. Al Gore’s old District 6 House seat what he handed off to ‘Little Al’ Bart Gordon way back in the ’80’s was vacated; I’ll now have a real Mama Grizzly, Diane Black, in his place.

    I’m drinking gin & tea, of course.

  69. Benedick says:

    Remember when Fox used to clutter up NFL broadcasts with graphics of little robots fighting each other at the bottom of the screen? They should so resurrect that technology tonight.

  70. Benedick says:

    Every time they call a race for a Republican, there should be a cyber-Lincoln bashing a robo-Carter over the head with a laser club (or some such futuristic blunt-trauma instrument).

  71. JD says:

    William professor of Plagiarism Yelverton is off his rocker tonight.

  72. happyfeet says:

    one of propaganda whore Viv Schiller’s National Soros Radio monkeys gamely works the poll

    NPR’s Robert Siegel: “People disapprove of both parties,” early exit polls show. 24 min ago

  73. Benedick says:

    My comments will only get less relevant as the Jack Daniels bottle gets emptier. Advance apologies.

  74. happyfeet says:

    Voinovich is now a teary teary footnote

  75. Hadlowe says:

    I have mixed feelings about this, but for the first time in my life I voted a straight party line ticket.

  76. Frontman says:

    Somebody put me some knowledge about turnout-the folks upthread in the “blue” states say that their turnout is low compared to 2008, but here in the red part of Jawja, turnout has been substantial (not spectacular, but healthy).

    Does this indicate low turnout on the D side, or is it just a function of the weather?

  77. McGehee says:

    William professor of Plagiarism Yelverton is off his rocker tonight.

    Your comment is one word longer than necessary.

  78. Grass Root says:

    New Black Panther Party now reported to be out on the streets in Philadelphia. See PJTV.

  79. Frontman says:

    “New Black Panther Party now reported to be out on the streets in Philadelphia. See PJTV.

    Both of ’em?

  80. Benedick says:

    Fox just called Rubio in a landslide. Not a surprise, but it makes me happy.

  81. newrouter says:

    it is technologically interesting to stream the video of fox news and listen to audio of mark levin at the same time

  82. Frontman says:

    Now calling it for the Bearded Marxist

  83. newrouter says:

    karl the rover is throwing up a hairball on fox

  84. happyfeet says:

    O’Donnell had something of a gravitas deficit

  85. H.S. says:

    You mean the New Black is Pink Panther Party?

  86. newrouter says:

    O’Donnell had something of a gravitas deficit

    slow joe?

  87. Benedick says:

    Carl Cameron would have made a super 1960s sitcom deputy.

  88. newrouter says:

    carl should have been on laugh in

  89. Frontman says:

    Juxtaposed with Slow Joe, O’Donnell had something of a penis deficit.

  90. happyfeet says:

    Biden had the whole tragic car accident thing though

  91. newrouter says:

    yo jenn not every attack on the enemy succeeds. and castle is better than what slow joe?

    LIVE BLOG: The Senate
    Jennifer Rubin – 11.02.2010 – 8:07 PM

    Republicans fail to win in Delaware and Connecticut. They hold in New Hampshire and Missouri. Delaware, as many of us warned, was a missed opportunity and the downside of the Tea Party’s emphasis on ideological purity.

    link

  92. Frontman says:

    But is he properly manscaped is my question

  93. Spiny Norman says:

    At 3:30, my polling place was busy, but only about 5 or 6 in line. Had to wait only about 5 minutes. Poll workers told me it was much busier in the AM: 20 to 30 minute wait from 9:00 until 2:00, or thereabouts.

    Redder than red CA-41, btw.

  94. newrouter says:

    ideological purity

    so big gov’t is ok to do slow jenn just not fast. idiot.

  95. newrouter says:

    jenn rubin = kathy parker with a matzo ball

  96. cranky-d says:

    I think if the Republican establishment hadn’t beat up on O’Donnell she would have won. They could have helped and they didn’t. I won’t forget that.

  97. Spiny Norman says:

    yo jenn not every attack on the enemy succeeds. and castle is better than what slow joe?

    If Mike “Cap-n-Trade” Castle had been the GOP nominee and had won Delaware, and the Senate had been 50-50, Castle would have pulled a Jim Jeffords, I guarangoddamntee it.

    Delaware was lost from Day 1.

  98. pdbuttons says:

    if someone could link the ‘monty-python’ election night results that would be funny
    i just had to run out to the bank and liquor store
    and i had to pass three polling places and they were jammed
    i heard on the local news this will be the highest turnout in mass. since 1990/ not sure if that’s good or bad [good, i think] i apologize for any later comments
    # 93-that’s funny

  99. Frontman says:

    I’m going to taunt and jeer at my lib friends and family on Facebook, back later.

  100. serr8d says:

    Grayson, that FL (D) supra-asshole, lost.

  101. newrouter says:

    i don’t get these commentary folks. a canindate that is pro israel they despise and welcome the victory of O! anti israel bots.

    LIVE BLOG: More on Delaware
    John Podhoretz – 11.02.2010 – 8:15 PM

    Apparently the anti-O’Donnell vote was so large that Delaware’s House seat has flipped to the Democrats.

  102. pdbuttons says:

    i’m waiting til ten to watch tv- it’s like all these asshole
    pundits have touched the ‘orgasmatron”
    and they keep saying the same things over and over and over
    it’s like when theres a storm coming and all the weatherpeople get soooo excited
    eh-i’d rather hang here and reads peoples comments
    btw- where is the best site to get updates? easy to use site?

  103. serr8d says:

    Early returns have Sean Beliat beating Bwarney Frank. There’s some early puckering going on in MA…

  104. Benedick says:

    Downside to watching Fox election coverage: O’Reilly has had more time than the combined panel of Rove, Hume, Williams, and Trippi. (Not that I want to hear Trippi, but stil . . . .)

  105. Joe says:

    Comment by serr8d on 11/2 @ 6:33 pm #

    Early returns have Sean Beliat beating Bwarney Frank. There’s some early puckering going on in MA…

    Is it too soon for pudding?

  106. Joe says:

    Any word on Allen West?

  107. Benedick says:

    Nothing yet on Allen West.

  108. JD says:

    Watching MSNBC is hysterical.

  109. Joe says:

    If Reid falls and West wins, I would be pretty darn happy.

  110. JD says:

    Ed Schultz is ranting about unlimited corporate money defeating Leftist candidates.

  111. Spiny Norman says:

    Watching MSNBC is hysterical.

    Making themselves dizzy from the spin?

  112. cranky-d says:

    I saw a shot showing West being ahead, but they didn’t call it, and that could have changed.

  113. newrouter says:

    barron hill lost-fox

  114. Benedick says:

    JD – True dat. Been watching MSNBC every time Fox goes to commercial. Hilariously, they can’t even celebrate the Manchin win in WV, recognizing (accurately) that while he may help the total D Senate number, he’s a threat to Obamacare.

  115. Joe says:

    Florida 22 County Results » 2 of 422 Precincts Reporting
    Party Candidate V% Votes

    R Allen West 57% 38,401
    D Ron Klein* 43% 28,962

    Early but not a bad start.

  116. newrouter says:

    Ed Schultz is ranting about unlimited corporate money

    union money not so much

  117. Seth says:

    Beilat over Frank would be pretty sweet. Remember, Frank holds personal culpability in the mortgage crisis by merit of having fought vigorously against reform of the CRA, leading to the overextension of the mortgage companies and leading to the initiating event of the current recession.

  118. Benedick says:

    Newrouter – even better, before commercial MSNBC teased that they’ll have the AFL-CIO president on later to chat.

  119. JD says:

    Benedick – screw Fox. MSNBC is priceless.

  120. Joe says:

    Barney Frank going down would be sweet…

    Wait, I do not mean it that way, I mean Frank losing would be sweet.

  121. JD says:

    One of our friends is a new Indiana congresscritter.

  122. Benedick says:

    Chris Matthews is having a meltdown arguing with Marsha Blackburn. Looks like that thrill up his leg went full seizure.

  123. Seth says:

    Whatever turns you on, Joe. This thread is like Planet Fitness: a judgement free zone.

    Oh, who am I kidding?

  124. Akatsukami says:

    Ed Schultz is ranting about unlimited corporate money defeating Leftist candidates.

    Say, aren’t ACORN and the SEIU incorporated?

  125. JD says:

    MadCow is arguing over what I’ds discretionary spending, rather than noting that her ideology got waxed tonight. Brazilian style.

  126. Grass Root says:

    #90: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_%28The_Culture%29

    It’s a sci-fi thing, y’all might understand it.

  127. cranky-d says:

    Schumer will win. G-d just killed a kitten.

  128. newrouter says:

    thune wins in sd

  129. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Comment by happyfeet on 11/2 @ 5:54 pm #

    Voinovich is now a teary teary footnote

    Thank God. I went to the polls at 6:00 est and it was a ghost town in a very blue city. Portman was an absolute lock here in Ohio. Fisher is actually a non moonbat dem, but he is a dem and the rest of the state is pissed. I haven’t paid attention to the gov race, though. Cheap beer is keeping me humming along watching the new “Cavaliers” and checking in here…

  130. serr8d says:

    NBC calls Republicans now own the House.

  131. newrouter says:

    snyder-r gov in michigan

  132. JD says:

    MSNBC just called the House for the REpublicans. Olbergasm had to read it.

  133. Joe says:

    MD-5 Lollar 54, Hoyer 44, 3% reporting

    Oh please let this be so…

  134. cranky-d says:

    The Senate will be close, but still in Democrat hands. If Reid is unelected (let’s hope so), Schumer will probably be majority leader.

    G-d I hate him.

  135. Seth says:

    Think I’m already sensing the MSM pushback: “not as big as expected”

  136. JD says:

    Has anyone seen the video clips of bh doing his dance yet?

  137. serr8d says:

    Yeah, and the NRA will have been right to endorse Reid, if Schumer takes over as Senate Majority Leader. He’s a professional gun-grabber, and the mostest hated man the NRA can think of.

  138. Joe says:

    Schumer majority leader? That is like a male version of Nancy Pelosi. Except Nancy’s dick and balls are bigger. This might be a good thing.

  139. happyfeet says:

    bh … I had a question for bh I can’t remember what it was

  140. Akatsukami says:

    MD-5 Lollar 54, Hoyer 44, 3% reporting

    Drat. And I was looking forward to two years of referring to “House Minority Leader Honey Stoner”.

  141. JD says:

    Rand Paul can destroy the world economy, and just may do it. Laurence O’Donnell said so. MadCow is crazy.

  142. cranky-d says:

    I thought Obama was doing a darn good job of destroying the world’s economy already.

  143. JD says:

    MadCow said Republicans are salivating at making the US default by not raising the debt ceiling, and sending the entire world into a depression.

  144. SmokeVanThorn says:

    Jeff and others – If you want to see the type of smug self congratulation by the Republican establishment that, if continued, will doom the party, take a gander at Commentary Contentions blog, where Rubin, Podhoretz, et al. are DELIGHTED by Coons’ win in Delaware. They did everything they could to make sure O’Donnell lost, then crow about being right that she couldn’t win. It must be hell for them to go through life longing for the approval of those who who despise them – and it sure as hell had turned them into a bunch of unmitigatedly smarmy fucks.

  145. Spiny Norman says:

    Gawd, MadCow is a smirking idiot.

  146. Jeff G. says:

    SVT —

    They’ll feel it soon enough, don’t worry.

    I think we can send a special shout out to all those “intellectual” and “pragmatic” conservatives who were “fair” enough to make sure they posted Bill Maher’s hit piece from, what, the late 90’s…?

    Well done!

  147. cranky-d says:

    Podhoretz is dead to me. He’s a statist asshole as far as I’m concerned, as are the rest of those jackasses who beat up on O’Donnell because they were pissy that she beat their pet RINO.

    Screw ’em.

  148. Spiny Norman says:

    I might watch MSLSD just to see Ed Schultz go postal and have to be physically restrained…

  149. ThomasD says:

    Coons has to run again in two years, no?

  150. newrouter says:

    quoting rahm – karl the rover de**

  151. happyfeet says:

    that podorhetz one seems particularly pleased that Chris Christie fave Mike Castle’s house seat went to the socialists

    something tells me Team R is better off

  152. happyfeet says:

    *podhoretz*

    I need a handy mnemonic

  153. newrouter says:

    fox calls it for bwarneys frank

  154. happyfeet says:

    Podhoretz, Rove, John Cornhole, Chris Christie, and the entire NRSC can all go fuck themselves with an intimidatingly large blunt instrument I think

  155. JD says:

    Laurence O’Donnell is fucking insane tonight.

  156. newrouter says:

    the bush ruling class must go

  157. newrouter says:

    marco, marco, marco!

  158. SmokeVanThorn says:

    Jeff – These are the same people who opposed Rubio until it was made quite clear that the party could expect NO support if it continued to do so.

    I won’t forget that these spineless sycophants put themselves ahead of the interests of true conservatives/classical liberals and the nation itself. They need to be taught the same lesson the Dems are being taught.

  159. Abe Froman says:

    Podhoretz, Rove, John Cornhole, Chris Christie, and the entire NRSC can all go fuck themselves with an intimidatingly large blunt instrument I think

    You really need to take a mental health day. You’re worse than all of them, except that nobody cares what you think.

  160. SmokeVanThorn says:

    serr8d – Just saw your post – well said, old man.

  161. newrouter says:

    Outrage!… O’Donnell Wins Independents But Not Enough Republicans to Win Delaware
    Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 7:13 PM

    link

  162. happyfeet says:

    I didn’t say a single bad thing about o’donnell until today Mr. Froman… and to say she had a gravitas deficit isn’t exactly opening up a can of lacerating insight on her

    she was a goof I’m glad I don’t have to look at her everywhere anymore

  163. newrouter says:

    she was a goof I’m glad I don’t have to look at her everywhere anymore

    hairplugs

  164. pdbuttons says:

    podhoretz/coryn/rove/christie can go fuck themselves with a large blunt instrument. then i think to myself
    what is a larger blunter instrument than their large pasty white heads? can they put their heads up their asses?
    as my zombie friends always say ‘ damn-they must have huge brains,brains,brains’

  165. happyfeet says:

    that is very resourceful thinking Mr. buttons

  166. Abe Froman says:

    I didn’t say a single bad thing about o’donnell until today Mr. Froman

    Have a treat, happy.

  167. gravitas and hair deficient says:

    “the bush ruling class must go”

    Misogynist.

  168. RTO Trainer says:

    H.S. You and I; we arne’t talking about the same Joe. Maybe too inside, but it was supposed to be a wry joke.

  169. pdbuttons says:

    i can’t watch the cables- a bunch of people who are so excited
    like they got their titties in a twist saying the same shit over and over and over/ shit i[we] all know-i’d rather hang out here and laugh at peoples comments
    too much information overload- i get a headache
    but maybe thats why my zombie friends dont kill me
    cuz i have a tiny brain
    but i know when u try to fix a plumbing problem and screw tool parts on it’s always
    righty-tight/ lefty loosey
    thank u 3 stooges
    nyuck nyuck

  170. happyfeet says:

    “frosting flavored”

    that’s awesome… I bookmarked to maybe send to my sister for her birfday later this month… but only if she’s feeling sad cause I already bought her stuff

  171. Benedick says:

    Christ, this fest of flaunting our anti-gop-establishment creds is kind of harshing my mellow. I get it.

    Chris Christie, at a minimum, is a net positive.

  172. pdbuttons says:

    righty tighty-lefty loosey

  173. happyfeet says:

    he’s a good governor Mr. Benedick

    yay for him

  174. newrouter says:

    karl the rover=”corrupt bastard”

  175. happyfeet says:

    where is Mr. sdferr where is Mr. geoff

  176. pdbuttons says:

    that’s why i like miss sarah
    for comments like
    ‘wwe wee’d up’
    and corrupt bastards’
    she doesn’t take any shit from any tv anchors but i’d like to warn her about christianne amonpour
    because she is scary!

  177. happyfeet says:

    Sarah Palin is a much-beloved media personality much like the Glenn Beck and the Beaver’s Mom (now defunct).

  178. Benedick says:

    Yay, we win! Let’s eat our own. I don’t get it.

  179. happyfeet says:

    Some of our own kinda suck balls.

    is it realistic to think we might know about the marijuanas and the other california props tonight? Those were what I ended up being most excited about.

  180. pdbuttons says:

    barack obama is a much beloved media personality

  181. Nolanimrod says:

    I don’t live in California. So I really hope they keep Moonbeam. It seems like a proper punishment for presuming to tell the rest of us what we have to have in all the elements of our lives.

  182. serr8d says:

    serr8d – Just saw your post – well said, old man.

    Oh, thanks!

    Yeah, I’m 110 years old and prolly shouldn’t lift anything heavier than a beer can. But that doesn’t stop me from hitting the weights and running the miles, now does it ?

    Sigh.

  183. RTO Trainer says:

    So. Is to too soon to hope that the Republican cauci, don’t reflexively choose to keep Boehner and McConnell as designated ledaership? They were in charge prior to 2006 as well and think that they should have been given a break from those duties four years ago.

  184. happyfeet says:

    that is an excellent point Mr. RTO

  185. newrouter says:

    Sarah Palin is a much-beloved media personality much like the Glenn Beck and the Beaver’s Mom (now defunct).

    ’cause karl the rover speaks for me and eddie gillispeshit

  186. Jeff G. says:

    Yay, we win! Let’s eat our own. I don’t get it.

    Just because they sport an R doesn’t automatically make them one of “our own.”

  187. Spiny Norman says:

    It seems like a proper punishment for presuming to tell the rest of us what we have to have in all the elements of our lives.

    Have I ever once told you, or anyone else for that matter, “what you have to have in the elements of your life”?

    — 3rd generation Californian who’d love to send the north-eastern liberals who fucked up my state back where they fucking came from.

  188. Jeff G. says:

    God, I hate the GOP establishment right now. With a passion.

    Oh. And this is not the Colorado I knew.

  189. happyfeet says:

    you have to have cupcakes and pretzel chips and tasty Japanese noodles and bacon chocolate crunch bar and the Raising Hope and the mumphord and sons and fabuloso all purpose cleaner so it’s not just clean it’s fabuloso clean

  190. Benedick says:

    Jeff, I don’t disagree. But if we’re going to topple Rs, let’s not set our sights so immediately on Rs who are relentlessly balancing budgets and shredding government unions, e.g.

  191. happyfeet says:

    did Tancredo win the governings?

    I’m not loving that and I don’t care if it makes me a bad person

  192. Carin says:

    Michigan is having a good night.

  193. Bob Reed, notorious team R shill says:

    Hickenlooper wins? Is this the call in CO JeffG? I thought Tancredo was the front-runner?

  194. happyfeet says:

    I told Tancredo to get him some Rick Perry hair but did he listen?

  195. Bob Reed, notorious team R shill says:

    And JeffG, is there some new reason for hating the GOP “establishment”, or the same motivations as before, only burning much brighter due to election night palaver?

  196. newrouter says:

    i like how fox couldn’t fit tancredo on in their “win” for the statist

  197. newrouter says:

    is there some new reason for hating the GOP “establishment”

    karl the rover, commentary, statists in general

  198. serr8d says:

    Carin, Stupak’s seat is now officially not-D.

  199. newrouter says:

    lee-r utah

  200. newrouter says:

    dan took stupak’s seat

  201. Jeff G. says:

    Hickenlooper won. Maes, the Repub, didn’t drop out. He got 9%. And Denver is just too liberal now.

    But it’s really Buck that I’m most disappointed about. His challenger, the incumbent, ran as a rubber stamp for Obama.

    Take that, the likelihood of Reid surviving (he cheated), the Murkowski move in Alaska, and the clusterfuck in California, and I’m not all that thrilled about the national elections.

    The spin is already that the Tea Party wasn’t a factor.

    I hope the GOP establishment chokes on a dick.

  202. newrouter says:

    johnson beats feingold

  203. serr8d says:

    Feingold is out. Too bad John McCain didn’t tag along.

  204. newrouter says:

    haley wins

  205. Carin says:

    We’ve got a Rebublican Gov. We’re prolly gonna get a republican SOS and Attorney General.

  206. serr8d says:

    Jon Runyan (R)(ex-Titan and Philthy Eagle) wins in NJ.

  207. SmokeVanThorn says:

    serr8d – That was the British “old man,” not a shot at your age. I’m in no position to take such a shot – next birthday begins with a 6 and ends in a 0th.

  208. Bob Reed says:

    We’ll have to see how the west shakes out, but I agree that the CO races were disappointing surprises.

  209. serr8d says:

    Some states (Connecticut, Massachusetts, prolly California) are always gonna be Blue. Hey, we owe a massive debt to the Chinese, Saudis, and Japanese… )

  210. newrouter says:

    sc spratt loses

  211. cranky-d says:

    The commies will claim victory. It’s time to break out the CrankyCudgels™ and issue some beatdowns.

  212. newrouter says:

    pomery losese

  213. RTO Trainer says:

    Ric, If you’re still out there tonight;

    Why the frack do we have so many county judges? It’s fracking insane.

  214. RTO Trainer says:

    Just received a gross of those, Cranky. Still in the original packaging. If I don’t use them, I want to preserve the collector’s value.

  215. RTO Trainer says:

    In 2006, I was sitting in Kandahar following the returns that morning. I hope the D’s tonight all feel as disappointed and personally afronted tonight as I did then.

  216. cranky-d says:

    Thank you for your order. Use them in good health. Well, your good health, anyway.

  217. serr8d says:

    Oh, I know, SVT. I’m not really the sort of fellow who worries about my gray hair or anything like that (my wife says I look like Richard Gere, but you know, I pay her well !). At least she hasn’t called me Clooney.

  218. pdbuttons says:

    perry/jeff ma 10th loses
    fuck! delahunts old seat goes dem
    but at least we got hunky scott brown

  219. cranky-d says:

    California is such a disappointment. Boxer and Brown are both in.

    Over the cliff they go. Whee!!

  220. newrouter says:

    californication is gay

  221. Darleen says:

    OMFG… I made the mistake of just turning on MSNBC to see what was going on — Slobberman with the hangdog face, O’Donnell and Madcow trying to spin this into a Democrat victory because …

    if Americans are this mad and upset the Republicans should be winning a lot more then they are!

    “It’s a good margin, Keith, but it doesn’t compare to 1994. It is not historic.”

    Almost threw my dinner at the tv….

  222. serr8d says:

    Oh, funny names interlude, in the ever-reddening Tennessee State House: Sheila Butts (R) beats Ty Cobb (D) in Bedford County.

  223. Darleen says:

    California is such a disappointment. Boxer and Brown are both in.

    did you know there is more than 8 million absentee votes out there? who the fuck is calling the vote when the polls closed 3 minutes ago???

  224. McGehee says:

    Somebody said on Fox News the exit polls suggest Coons would have beaten Castle too.

  225. Bob Reed says:

    Moonbeam Brown and Ma’am Boxer win; congratulations Californians, it’s y’alls ticket over the edge.

    May God have mercy on your souls…

  226. Darleen says:

    Moonbeam Brown and Ma’am Boxer win

    where the hell are you getting this from???

  227. geoffb says:

    Mr. sdferr where is Mr. geoff

    sdferr is on the road to see the Shuttle launch tomorrow. I watched some returns after taking my wife out for our anniversary dinner and now am watching Dexter carve people up while checking in occasionally. The election is about what was expected, take the House but not the Senate. Much work remains.

  228. Bob Reed says:

    Will the last republican in california tell a union thug to turn off the light please? ugh, that’s disappointing.

    http://tiny.cc/qu2cl

  229. Jeff G. says:

    “It’s a good margin, Keith, but it doesn’t compare to 1994. It is not historic.”

    I’m pretty sure somewhere around 60 House seats is of the historic variety.

    As for the Tea Party not being a factor, look at all the governors races that are net gains for conservatives. Upwards of 60 House seats. And add to that at least 3 Tea Party wins in the Senate — Ron Johnson, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio — and the spin is frankly ridiculous.

  230. Bob Reed says:

    Well Darleen,
    I’m hearing it on Fax, and have seen it at ACE’s site as well as citations on the twitter feed. I’m waiting for the CA secreatary of state’s page to load.

    Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m just relaying what’s being said…

  231. Darleen says:

    JAYSUS EFFIn KEERIST

    1% of CA precincts reporting and Fiorian 49% Boxer 44% … the LATime is “predicting” based on exit polls… the only thing that counts is the actual votes, people!

  232. Darleen says:

    Reed

    there are at least 8 million absentee ballots… I voted at 6 pm…lines out the door and the box where absentee ballots can be dropped off was STUFFED.

    If the exit polls were done in El-Lay or Frisco those are the gentried lefties and true blue. But get out almost anywhere else in the state and it is RED.

  233. Jeff G. says:

    FOX called it for Moonbeam.

    Don’t send Colorado any more Californians. We’re already fucked beyond belief here.

  234. Darleen says:

    Ron Johnson, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio — and the spin is frankly ridiculous.

    and Nikki Haley — who was smeared with great glee and gusto by the pro-womyn Left.

  235. Abe Froman says:

    I care about the senate race, but otherwise am nothing but giddy at the prospect of California continuing to burn in a wildfire of political stupid.

  236. Darleen says:

    JeffG

    it is still just exit polls … and I seem to recall some controversy over the votes not matching the exit polls before.

  237. I Callahan says:

    I’m somewhat happy, but not completely.

    A number of the old barons got re-elected (Frank, Boxer, probably Dingell).

    I’d have been happier had some of these relics went down.

  238. I Callahan says:

    Darleen,

    I’ll hold out hope that your state does something right. I’ll remain cautious.

  239. eCurmudgeon says:

    Don’t send Colorado any more Californians. We’re already fucked beyond belief here.

    Tragic we didn’t spray for Californians back when the outbreak was manageable.

    The result: “Governor Moonbeam Junior”.

  240. Bob Reed says:

    I understand Darleen,
    I’m still trying to load the CA secretary of state page, but it’s understandably swamped. I’m aware that they are calling this based on exit polls, and that’s probably not very accurate in a close race.

    Who knows? I can only go by what info is being presented so far, and am trying to get more accurate info.

  241. Bob Reed says:

    On Fox they are saying a very large county near CO springs has not reported results yet, and they are thinking Buck may still pull it out.

  242. newrouter says:

    karl the rover is selling the gop multicult stuff on fox

  243. Darleen says:

    Bob

    Polls closed at 8 … at the EARLIEST the votes won’t make it to the county registrar until 8:30 (I’ve worked the polls before. There’s paperwork to complete before shlepping the lock boxes to the county)

    How the fuck can things be called prior to ONE vote actually being counted?

  244. serr8d says:

    I (and many, many others) blame Californicators for the leftward slide Arizona experienced, starting in the early ’70’s.

  245. newrouter says:

    karl the rover die with your fanboy bush

  246. newrouter says:

    it’s like cod in de called at 8 est but not a word since then

  247. Ric Locke says:

    RTO — Pre WWII, with money falling from Washington, the Party needed a way to soak it up. Clearly they should generate some new positions, but what? It was an exciting time, “Ma” Ferguson and the Light Crust Doughboys, James Allred, young men (mostly black) conscripted to build the State Highway system with hand tools…

    At the same time, social affairs were tightening up. Word came from On High that lynching was Right Out; the Klan was instructed, forcefully, to turn their robes into bed linens and take up pinochle. But they still needed a way to keep the n–s in line.

    When you have many problems, sometimes they start solving one another. Texas always had elected County judges, leftovers from the days when going from Texarkana to Dallas took a week and you might not make it through Red River County with your valuables intact. Towns elected their sheriffs; why not judges? And so it was. Their numbers swelled, augmented by people trading in white robes for black ones (figuratively; Texas county judges traditionally wear street clothes). Handy as all get out when a juke joint got raided and drumhead trials were needed, and the State needed the labor anyways…

    As I’m sure you’re aware, they segued seamlessly into railroading people for minor traffic offenses. It’s not a bad system, really, but it could definitely use some new blood inserted into the Good Old Boy network.

    Regards,
    Ric

  248. Big D says:

    Can we give California to Japan?

  249. Darleen says:

    8% of the precincts Brown 49% Whitman 48% — and Brown wins???

  250. Big D says:

    You’ve reelected Babs, Cali. DIAF

  251. cranky-d says:

    As with the others, Darleen, I was just relaying what I saw on FauxNewz. I hope you are correct and that Boxer and Brown are gone gone gone.

    But, considering the moonbat count in my state of birth, I won’t be holding my breath.

  252. I Callahan says:

    Darleen,

    I guess it depends on where the 8% precincts are. If none of those 8% are in L.A., Marin, or some other far left stronghold county, then maybe that’s why they think they can make the call.

    From what I’ve seen here in S.E. Michigan, inner city precincts are usually the last to turn in results. I always wondered why they could show states where the Pubbie was winning, yet call it for the Dem.

  253. RTO Trainer says:

    Big D: How about returning it to Mexico in return for tightening up on the border. Or Russia once had colonies there….

  254. Darleen says:

    8.9% of the precincts

    Fiorina leads Boxer by 48-46 *

  255. happyfeet says:

    it’s sad when 164 million dollars just doesn’t count for anything in America anymore

  256. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Yes, well, we always have to sit and watch the “early returns”/exit poll scam of the Dems. There’s absolutely no proof that skewing the early reports discourages conservative voters for the Dems, but they always do it anyway. (Early returns are almost exclusively from inner city population centers which go >80% Democratic. Later returns are suburban/rural and just the oppisite.)

  257. Darleen says:

    Brown leads Whitman by 3,000 votes *

  258. Darleen says:

    Now Whitman leads Brown by 3,500 votes *

  259. eCurmudgeon says:

    Can we give California to Japan?

    More like selling it to China in exchange for outstanding debt.

  260. Jeff G. says:

    FOX called it for Boxer.

  261. Big D says:

    RTO: I’ll trade Cali for chips…

  262. Darleen says:

    Fiorina leads Boxer 49-45 now.

  263. happyfeet says:

    I heard 19 and 23 failed – 23 was the one to stop being so gay about the global warmings

  264. Jeff G. says:

    I think Buck could pull it out here. Toomey in PA could pull it out. Nevada and Alaska are what I’m interested in. They’ll show us just how the GOP establishment fucked the Tea Partiers.

  265. Darleen says:

    Jeff

    I don’t care WHO is calling it. Until my vote is actually counted, I don’t give a fig about exit polls.

    Supposedly Brown and Boxer both win over 5 points each? Explain how Fiorina and Whitman are both leading right now with less than 10% of the precincts reporting?

    and those 8 million PLUS absentee votes?? Do they just get dumped in the shredder?

  266. Grass Root says:

    MacDonalds is now selling MacRibs, again.

    Not that I just bought five and ate three, or anything.

    I’M SAVING TWO FOR THE FAMINE THAT’S COMING, PHARAOH!!!!

  267. TmjUtah says:

    As I prepare to go to bed, I note with sadness that the fears that drove us from California in ’91 have finally been realized.

    Further… A majority Republican House is insufficient to do the heavy lifting needed in the immediate future.

    The Democrats that are left are the bluest of the blue. Crushing taxation, onerous regulation, the straight politicization of Justice, IRS, FCC, eieio…

    Death tax. Capital gains.

    Congressional hearings take time. Weeks. Months.

    Economies collapse in the course of a few hours. Especially ones that have been sabotaged with malice aforethought.

    Pray for the Republic. The die is cast.

  268. Darleen says:

    Boxer has now taken the lead over Fiorina with 11% of precincts reporting. This is see-sawing all over the place.

    CA is a divided state. Urban is very blue and everyone else is red.

  269. Darleen says:

    Now Brown is ahead of Whitman —

  270. happyfeet says:

    like a matchbox car my brotha

  271. McGehee says:

    Ric, in Texas the “county judge” is the county executive. If that’s what RTO was asking about, Texas only has 254 of them for the whole state — one for each county. They’re not judicial officers at all.

  272. Big D says:

    Yep, I’ll trade both Boulder and Sacremento for chips…

  273. Abe Froman says:

    The California horse race comments look a little desperate, Darleen. You might want to hold your breath a bit rather than leaving a long trail of frantic behind you.

  274. cranky-d says:

    John Boener is now rambling on FauxNewz. We’ll soon see how full of shit he is. Hopefully he isn’t, but it’s a tune I’ve heard before, and he was full of shit then.

  275. dicentra says:

    Just seen on Twitter: If Jerry Brown wins, he’ll be the worst governor since Jerry Brown.

    California?

    Just saw yourself off at the San Andreas fault and drift off, already.

  276. happyfeet says:

    if only Whitman had been more nicer to her maid

    butterfly treachery

  277. cranky-d says:

    Now he’s crying. Jeebus.

  278. McGehee says:

    California is now the Bizarro State. Its capital is Excremento.

  279. dicentra says:

    Boehner’s saying the right things, but you can train a parrot to do that.

    Come to think of it, I’d rather have a flock of African Grays running the country than most people.

  280. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Boehner crying during his speech

  281. happyfeet says:

    African Grays… I’m supposed to be looking for an African Gray I think

  282. dicentra says:

    IF IT’S NOT CLOSE THEY CAN’T CHEAT I WISH I KNEW WHERE I HEARD THAT.

    What feeds a people listening to? I’m listening to Beck, and he and Pat had to slink off after they got punchy and started saying things they prolly shouldn’t have.

    Funny things, mind, but a little tasteless.

  283. Darleen says:

    Abe

    I’m not desperate but I’m ANGRY. Why is my vote discounted because of exit polls? CA gets the fuzzy end of the lollipop every election cycle where the votes haven’t even been packed up when media is declaring winners and losers.

    Hell, why should we vote at all…lets run this country by POLLS!

  284. Spiny Norman says:

    Don’t send Colorado any more Californians. We’re already fucked beyond belief here.

    :: scratches Colorado off of the list of places to escape to ::

    Texas was a no-go a while ago. Anyone here in Idaho or Montana want to tell me to stay the hell out?

  285. dicentra says:

    Maybe we should make sure that all voting takes place at the same time, across all time zones.

    Sorry, Hawaii, you gots to vote from 10pm to 5am.

  286. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Fox calls OH for Kasich

  287. Darleen says:

    if only Whitman had been more nicer to her maid

    sure…the maid commits fraud and Whitman was to compound the crime by going along with it.

    Screw off hf

  288. happyfeet says:

    yup… Riki Rachtman lost his african grey named voodoo and he tweetered about it so we been keeping an eye out

  289. dicentra says:

    Anyone here in Idaho or Montana want to tell me to stay the hell out?

    Stay out of Utah.

    Not because Utah is going to the proggs, but because, well, don’t make me say it Norm.

    It’s not us, it’s you. :D

  290. Spiny Norman says:

    Hell, why should we vote at all…lets run this country by POLLS!

    The Mainstream Media has been working on that for a good 40 or 50 years now…

  291. happyfeet says:

    well I think her loss of latino appeal really hurt her

    you can’t buy latino love it has to come form the corazon don’t you know

  292. Spiny Norman says:

    Dicentra,

    I seem to recall you already told me that once already. ;^)

  293. Spiny Norman says:

    Already, even…

    o_O

  294. happyfeet says:

    *from* the corazon I mean

  295. pdbuttons says:

    i heard, through a source- that charlie sheen voted 14 times very quickly in cali and no on saw him do it
    he was all democraty amped up
    voter fraud!

  296. dicentra says:

    Voodoo is an African Grey Parrot with a red tail.

    Unlike all other African Grays, all of whom have red tails.

    Them boids cost minimum a cool thou, but you can teach them to talk for real.

  297. Abe Froman says:

    Texas was a no-go a while ago. Anyone here in Idaho or Montana want to tell me to stay the hell out?

    Judging by the time I spend on fly fishing boards, they don’t want you there either.

  298. dicentra says:

    I seem to recall you already told me that once already. ;^)

    You set ’em up; I knock ’em down. Wouldn’t matter who said it.

  299. Ric Locke says:

    McGehee: In our county, pop. ~30K, we have three of them right there on the ballot. Up ’til the last election two of the three were Democrats, who lost. On the rare occasions when the Commissioner’s Court meets as a body, they all sit around a table and take presiding in turns unless a newbie somehow gets elected, in which case he doesn’t get a turn for a while.

    Texas is complicated. We unfortunately lost a good Texan when Allahpundit turned out to be a New Yorker; the right way to survive Texas politics is to be cynical enough, and few are.

    Regards,
    Ric

  300. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Olberdouche spinning the O’Donnel loss and the potential Reid win as the stories of the night. The country rejects the “tea party” !!!eleventy!!

    He is the shit incarnate of Baghdad Bob

  301. happyfeet says:

    Boehner is crying? We just got rid of Voinovich.

  302. happyfeet says:

    I wondered about the red tail

    and what I’m supposed to do if I see him

  303. RTO Trainer says:

    Big D: Chips in Vegas or, like, tortilla?

  304. newrouter says:

    so hf doesn’t like the wymens: christine, sarah, meg, carly et al. must be a cupcake. yo boyztown in chitown with the big shoulders mrs O!farting on your head

  305. pdbuttons says:

    i welcome californians to my ‘soylent green’ compound
    yum yum

  306. happyfeet says:

    i like marsha blackburn and she’s a raving lifeydoodle

  307. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – The Left media is keeping up a brave face, badly but at least faking it. For reasons to complicated to go into, I’m forced to watch the returns on PBS and they just announced Boxer over Carly. Pure hopeful BS, but what choice do they have. Its like watching a child trying to avoid taking the medicine by hiding under the bed.

  308. Abe Froman says:

    so hf doesn’t like the wymens: christine, sarah, meg, carly et al. must be a cupcake. yo boyztown in chitown with the big shoulders mrs O!farting on your head

    That could be a verse in REM’s “It’s the end of the world as we know it.”

  309. happyfeet says:

    i liked that McMahon lady immensely but she never had much of a chance and God knows Princess Sarah wouldn’t endorse her she was too busy fawning all over her Christy O

  310. Darleen says:

    hf

    Sarah stood by Haley and Haley is now Gov.

  311. Spiny Norman says:

    #304

    Illegals have been voting here for 20 years, pdbuttons. How do you think Loretta Sanchez beat Bob Dornan?

  312. Ric Locke says:

    Spiny Norman, you may have gained a mistaken impression.

    We already have an elegant sufficiency of people who think Culberson County (look it up) should be curbed & guttered, with sewer in and all the utilities undergrounded, and are prepared to vote for somebody (else) to pay for it because that’s how we do it in California.

    If you’re prepared to buy country property, set up a shooting range, and take your chances with the rattlesnakes and tornadoes, all you need to do is buy a hat and learn to do the accent. I presume you already have a pickup, but if not, be reassured that a half-ton is sufficient; you needn’t get a one-ton dually until you’ve settled in a bit.

    Regards,
    Ric

  313. happyfeet says:

    yes Haley passed Sarah’s lockstep abortion litmus test McMahon failed so Sarah didn’t think she was grizzly enough to serve America

    that’s just how Sarah rolls

  314. pdbuttons says:

    isn’t j.lo sanchez running against a vietnam boat person?
    row,row,row ur boat-gently down the stream
    i just pray you don’t wash ashore in the cali [just kidding] damn gooks- don’t they know aztalan was once part of the middle kingdom

  315. RTO Trainer says:

    McGeehe; I’m referring to the 27 other Judges in Dallas County on my ballot; 1 JoP (place 2, so there are more), 10 county criminal, 4 family district, 13 district, and a partridge in a pear tree. It’s insane.

  316. Darleen says:

    15% of CA precincts, statistical deadheat at 47%, Fiorina leads with 15,000 votes…

  317. RTO Trainer says:

    I apologize for getting your ‘e’s backward.

  318. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Fox calls PA for Toomey

  319. Ric Locke says:

    Addendum: I would, however, advise ditching the California tags before showing up at the real estate office. Nothing against you personally, but experience is sometimes bitter. Think of it this way: now you know how minorities feel about “profiling”.

    Regards,
    Ric

  320. pdbuttons says:

    oops-that the middle kingdom was part af aaachoo
    atzatlan? if i could spell a ‘lil’ better i might
    win a special olympics spelling be…and win a trophy
    and i’d put it on my mantle and
    polish every night

  321. RTO Trainer says:

    We can absorb you okay Norman. you just have to live in the Rio Grande Vallery area. Any problem with that?

  322. happyfeet says:

    now I hear prop 22 is passing – I voted against that – it’s the one that makes it where the state can’t grab certain local monies

    24 is failing – that’s good – it keeps certain tax breaks in place for business

    27 is failing – that was the bogus redistricting reform

    so a mixed bag I guess

  323. Spiny Norman says:

    isn’t j.lo sanchez running against a vietnam boat person?
    row,row,row ur boat-gently down the stream

    Yeah, and she made some really lame speech (in Spanish, natch) about how that Congressional seat “belonged to the immigrant community” and she “wasn’t going to let it be taken away from them”.

    Or something like that. It was pretty ridiculous.

    I expect it to be one of those “115% voter turnout” districts…

  324. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Fox calls Obama;s old seat IL for Kirk.

    Revenge is a sweet sweet bitch

  325. cranky-d says:

    If I move to Texas I’m going to lie about where I grew up. Yup.

  326. newrouter says:

    kirk takes O!’s seat-fox

  327. Darleen says:

    Ah yes, Friso passes another Lefty NannyStatist law

    SAN FRANCISCO – For some veggies-hating children, Happy Meals won’t be so happy anymore.

    San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors voted 8-3 on Tuesday to approve an ordinance that would limit toy giveaways in fast food children’s meals that have excessive calories, sodium and fat. It also requires servings of fruits or vegetables with each meal.

    If it survives an expected veto from Mayor Gavin Newsom, San Francisco would become the first major city in the country to pass such a law aimed at curbing childhood obesity. It would go into effect December 2011 if supervisors again approve it after Newsom’s veto.

    A similar ordinance has been approved in California’s Santa Clara County, where it affected about a dozen restaurants.

    ARGH!

  328. RTO Trainer says:

    If I move to Texas I’m going to lie about where I grew up. Yup.

    Like you’d be the only one?

  329. RTO Trainer says:

    Me. I like telling Texans that I’m from Oklahoma. But that’s me.

    I’m really from Kansas.

  330. happyfeet says:

    Colo senate race tightening up?

  331. Spiny Norman says:

    #328 Ric,

    If I look for anything in another state, I’ll fly in and rent a vehicle from a local agency. I’m dead serious.

  332. Jeff G. says:

    I’d like to see Rossi, Miller, Buck, and Sharron A. But I’ll take 2 of those.

  333. RTO Trainer says:

    McD’s should just shutter their SF shops.

  334. Jeff G. says:

    Buck’s got a real good shot, once they start counting all the “not Denver or Boulder” votes.

  335. happyfeet says:

    I pick Dino and Miller from those

  336. Darleen says:

    Loretta Sanchez, CA district #47. Statistical deadheat with Van Tran – 47/47 (about 14,000 votes a piece)

  337. Spiny Norman says:

    Darleen,

    San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors voted 8-3 on Tuesday to approve an ordinance that would limit toy giveaways in fast food children’s meals…

    They toned it down, then. I recall it originally was going to ban fast food toy giveaways altogether and also ban the name “Happy Meal” itself.

  338. newrouter says:

    karl the rover is an idiot though npr would still have him as a pet

  339. Spiny Norman says:

    McD’s should just shutter their SF shops.

    At least the marginal ones.

    Might be tough, though, as McDonalds restaurants are independent franchisees. (Although they do have strict requirements regarding annual revenues, and other standards…)

  340. newrouter says:

    I’d like to see Rossi, Miller, Buck, and Sharron A. But I’ll take 2 of those.

    your nfl picks? /fun off

  341. Spiny Norman says:

    Loretta Sanchez, CA district #47. Statistical deadheat with Van Tran – 47/47 (about 14,000 votes a piece)

    Expect bags and bags of provisional ballots to show up tomorrow.

  342. Bob Reed says:

    Buck down by 1 with 44% reporting. It’s not over yet.

  343. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Fox calling NV for Reid. Rejoice.

    Pyonyang State Symphony bursts into spontaneous song

  344. Spiny Norman says:

    And dancing in the MSNBC studios…

  345. Ric Locke says:

    #340 Good idea.

    We’re really quite welcoming once we know you a bit. It’s just that we’ve gotten our fingers burned a couple of times. A cat that has sat on a hot stove-lid won’t do it again, but she won’t sit on a cold one, either. (Mark Twain)

    What sort of thing are you looking for? With me, McGehee, and RTO, we can probably find something that will sort of fit. Not much fly fishing in Texas, the flies are too big and fast :-), but if you like casting for bream or bass we can fit you right in.

    Regards,
    Ric

  346. cranky-d says:

    I’ll bet Reid cheated his way to this win. The polls had him losing. That’s all we need, another six years of that bastard.

  347. newrouter says:

    ike the skeleton lost

  348. happyfeet says:

    just think if O’Donnell had been given 20% of the resources that the NRSC spent on that loser Angle hoochie

  349. Jeff G. says:

    I pick Dino and Miller from those

    I think Buck will win now. Brady, too. I would very much like to see Miller and Rossi, but I fear Murkowski and some found votes in a Seattle deli’s freezer will prevent that.

    And of course, if Reid wins, Nevada and California can take their 25% and 22% effective unemployment rates — and Nevada its world-leading foreclosure rates — and throw themselves a big ass pity party at one of the big casinos.

    Fuck them.

    ****
    As I was typing this, Reid was called in Nevada. I bet he cheated.

  350. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    feets, if that were the case you would have posted the reverse @ 357

  351. pdbuttons says:

    i took a greyhound bus from san diego to chicago once [ i know, i know] and on the map was a big star
    Odessa texas
    and i’m starving and at the stop before i didn’t eat too good [bus stop food]
    i’m waiting til we get to Odessa Texas..to have a eally top- notch meal! so when we get there it was this dusty west Texas town with quonsett huts and..nothing-no man’s land!
    i was dissapointed big time and had to eat at the bus station restaurant and i still have stomach problems to this day
    but if u look on a map- Odessa got a big star on it!
    also on that trip i found out that there was no santa claus

  352. Darleen says:

    loser Angle hoochie

    amazing

  353. eCurmudgeon says:

    McD’s should just shutter their SF shops.

    I believe that’s the idea of the law. With the state later using eminent domain to “re-purpose” them into Raw Vegan food establishments…

  354. happyfeet says:

    a Murkowski win will be very very damaging to Team R

  355. happyfeet says:

    feets, if that were the case you would have posted the reverse @ 357

    damn I’m getting predictable

  356. panther_girl says:

    I know it doesn’t matter to anyone but me, but positive vibes for Dudley to take the Oregon Gov. spot please? It appears to be a tight race. I would love it if DeFazio got knocked out of the OR 4th, too, but I suspect that’s too much to hope for in hippie-dippie central.

  357. JD says:

    I watched 4 hours of MSNBC tonight. My eyes and ears are bleeding. Van Tran would be a huge win.

  358. newrouter says:

    harry reids’s “strength” is voter fraud. fu fox. hello andrew.

  359. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    JD – u did that to yourself man … why o why brother?

  360. JD says:

    The MSNBC people are all tingly over Hairy Reed.

  361. JD says:

    OTT – it was freaking hysterical. A riot. Harrah’s and the unions were heavily involved in Reed’s election efforts. I read that there was much concern and coordination at Harrah’s.

  362. Spiny Norman says:

    #369 JD

    That right there would be enough for those twats to call tonight a “resounding victory for the Democrats”.

  363. Jeff G. says:

    Yup. The death knell is being sounded for the Tea Party.

    Which is silly. It’s only just beginning.

  364. Darleen says:

    Michelle Bachman wins, teases Chris Matthews about “the tingle” and Matthews goes purple to call her a moron.

  365. JD says:

    Oh, Spiny. This has been remarkable. The outtakes from this will be shown for years.

  366. Darleen says:

    I watched 4 hours of MSNBC tonight

    Good lord, JD!!! I could not stomach more than about ten minutes when my husband said I ought to change the channel because I was yelling at the screen …

  367. Spiny Norman says:

    Yup. The death knell is being sounded for the Tea Party.

    Which is silly. It’s only just beginning.

    Tea Party death knell? That will probably be a headline in many big city papers tomorrow. Maybe not above the fold, but expect it.

    Who will be more smug about that fable, the Democrats or the Establishment GOP?

  368. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Madcow is crowing about the republican collapse and disaster in Nevada. lol

  369. JD says:

    Olbergasm called her a hypno-tard, and Crissy Tingle accused her of being in a trance, and being hypnotized. Hairy Reed’s win is “disastrous”, a complete collapse of the Republican party, because they are racists.

  370. pdbuttons says:

    hey screw
    what?
    whattya in for?
    i watched four hours of msnbc one night and lit it up

  371. Spiny Norman says:

    a complete collapse of the Republican party

    The fuck…? What kinda drugs are they on?

  372. JD says:

    Spiny – the depths of their idiocy have not yet been reached.

  373. Ric Locke says:

    #360 pdbuttons — Odessa still isn’t the Promised Land, but even then I could’ve found you something to eat. Might’ve been a hike from the bus station, though.

    Nowadays we don’t have bus stations, let alone bus station cafeterias. The buses stop at convenience stores that have “hot cases” where you can get finger foods, many of them substantial, some good, some not, mostly of Mexican ancestry, almost all fried.

    Regards,
    Ric

  374. JD says:

    Bill Richardson just claimed that Republicans are anti-immigrant, on the same day that they elected 3 Latinos to statewide offices.

  375. Jeff G. says:

    Why didn’t Chris Matthews bring up Pelosi’s suggestion that Ground Zero mosque supporters be investigated?

    And really, is it now “extreme” to suggest that crooks who are abusing their power be investigated by the press? I mean, didn’t a couple dudes do that once? I think there was even a movie.

  376. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    Ya – spiny – i went over to MSNBC to see if I could leave a turn for Madcow – but they have turned off any comments or feedback

    O gr8 Bill Richardson talking about Hispanics .. how they pw8nd the republicans

  377. JD says:

    Debt ceiling!!!! racists!!!!! Investigations!!!!!!!

  378. happyfeet says:

    164 million dollars is extreme

  379. Ric Locke says:

    g’night, all.

    Regards,
    Ric

  380. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    I am sure this is exactly how it played out in Hitlers bunker

  381. Bob Reed says:

    Buck up 3 with 49% of precincts reporting.

  382. Darleen says:

    TEA Party Marco Rubio wins, Allen West wins…

    but TEA Partiers are racist losers, eh?

  383. pdbuttons says:

    dante should add another circle
    the ‘i watched 4 hours of msnbc’ circle
    flush

  384. JD says:

    Dirty outside money.
    Chamber of commerce
    Anonymous donors
    Possible foreign dollars
    Debt ceiling
    Investigations

    If you drank every time these topics were mentioned on MSNBC, your body would have long since turned into a still.

  385. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    thats not incoming artillery thats outgoing … what do these pills do?

  386. JD says:

    Tim Scott
    Gov Haley

    Clearly racists.

  387. JD says:

    Has anyone seen bh and his happy dance yet?

  388. Bob Reed says:

    The AP is saying that CA proposition 19 has been defeated, which, I guess, means that the “NO” voters are bogarting that joint

    What a buzzkill.

  389. Darleen says:

    20% of CA precincts, Fiorina leads Boxer by 33,000 votes …

  390. Spiny Norman says:

    TEA Party Marco Rubio wins, Allen West wins…

    but TEA Partiers are racist losers, eh?

    Yep. Those two are about as inauthentic as ethnic minorities can be. Race traitors, even.

    If I keep this up, can I get a gig on MSNBC?

  391. pdbuttons says:

    #382 ric locke
    no- i wasn’t dissing Texas- just a story
    I lived in San Antonio for three years and i loved everything about Texas
    especially the people- they were so nice mmmm
    straightforward/ no b.s.

  392. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    so what is the net pick up in seats now? 61? Someone tatoo that on Madcows forehead. I’ll take those collapses all day long.

  393. Joe says:

    ACORN filed Chapter 7.

    Nuts!

  394. Spiny Norman says:

    The AP is saying that CA proposition 19 has been defeated, which, I guess, means that the “NO” voters are bogarting that joint…

    Nah, too many of the people the pollsters polled that were in favor of it stayed home and got stoned today in its honor…

  395. JD says:

    OTT – 65 so far.

  396. Spiny Norman says:

    ACORN filed Chapter 7.

    After they changed their name, and blew all that dough on new stationery?

    Lawdy!

  397. JD says:

    Buck up right now.

  398. JD says:

    MSNBC is breath-taking, they are claiming that this was a successful hanging on night for the Dems, and should be viewed as a success since it should have been way worse.

  399. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Darleen – Stop getting my hopes up…. :P~~~~~~~~~~

    – No wait – Keep it going :D

  400. happyfeet says:

    have they even hitched the ballots to the sled dogs yet in Alaska?

  401. Bob Reed says:

    Nah, too many of the people the pollsters polled that were in favor of it stayed home and got stoned today in its honor…

    Shyeahh dude!, smoke it up…We’ll be able to get another bag at 7-11 tomorrow :)

    Maybe not dudes, y’all forgot to vote.

  402. Damn, sucks that Angle lost. Here in Texas, though, we elected a couple of Hispanic Republicans: Bill Flores and Quico Canseco.

  403. happyfeet says:

    ickiest reporting so far

    How Lieberman Survived Bush’s Kiss but Crist Lost after Obama’s Hug

  404. I lived in San Antonio for three years and i loved everything about Texas

    When did you live in San Antonio, pd?

  405. pdbuttons says:

    lisa moocowski likes her some frozen ballots
    the better to chop up lines with

  406. JD says:

    Mathews is insane.

  407. pdbuttons says:

    i only got one…
    no..maybe two but i think probably one. use for a coke whore
    ain’t it ain’t putting them in office

  408. John Bradley says:

    Yup. The death knell is being sounded for the Tea Party.

    Oftimes by “our own side”, such as it is. I’ve been reading the comments on Ace’s all night, and right after the media called it for Reid, the old hostilities came back to the surface. “Thanks a lot, fucking tea party purists – DE and NV were ours for the taking but you had to go and nominate the worst candidates in the world.”

    Disturbing to see on a night that’s been a huge freakin’ success for Team R (and Team T), that, because the stars didn’t align perfectly some contingent of our fellow travelers instantly, instinctively form a circular firing squad.

  409. happyfeet says:

    no coke whores are unifunctional kinda like ice cream scoops

  410. JD says:

    Never mind. Larry O is trying to compete with crissytingle, Olbergasm, Eugene, and MadCow for asshat of the night.

  411. cranky-d says:

    The write-in candidate is currently winning in AK. My hope is that Alaskans have a sense of humor and the write-in candidate that wins will not be Lisa M.

  412. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    I am not going to let skid marks like Olberdouche and Maddow to ruin what should be the taste of the salty tears of Democrat despair.

    Game fucking on.

  413. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    I would so tap Kirsten Powers. Stimulus babe.

  414. cranky-d says:

    Kirsten is fine until she starts spouting liberal claptrap, which she often does.

  415. pdbuttons says:

    san antonio- i’m not sure- it was so long ago
    there was a big hospital[ county] which was by a major freeway / which has two major freeways intersected
    i lived in an apartment complex down the road with my old lady
    everything was flat-that’s basically what i remember
    but the-every person i met was way cool-
    ha ha- i remember texas toast! which is basically thick toast- bread cut a lil thicker
    i used to laugh at you Texans about lil shit like that
    but you guys and gals pull it off
    massachusetts sucks!

  416. happyfeet says:

    Mr. cranky do you have a link to Alaska numbers?

  417. cranky-d says:

    Boxer was called as the winner, but the votes are still close. There is still some hope that she’ll be called Ma’am again.

  418. happyfeet says:

    did you ever go to the Jailhouse Cafe?

  419. cranky-d says:

    No, hf, I’m getting all my info from FauxNewz. It was something like 39% for the write in candidate (which could be a whole lot of people), 36% for Miller, and the balance for the Dem.

  420. McGehee says:

    The write-in candidate is currently winning in AK.

    I think if I lived in Alaska I might have been tempted to cast a write-in vote for Joe Miller.

    But any state that could keep re-electing Ted Stevens is capable of anything.

  421. McGehee says:

    Cranky et al, I found similar numbers at ADN.com, website for the Anchorage Daily Nuisance.

    Alaska official numbers tend to be here.

  422. JD says:

    McG – how would they deal with a write in vote for Miller?

  423. pdbuttons says:

    i got c-span on in the other room
    can’t stand the hyper blather blah blah-
    they have a lot of concession speeches on but they update frequently
    not as fast as charlie sheen updates his nose
    but flash gordon was once in diapers too

  424. cranky-d says:

    I guess it’s nice that Juan Williams is consistent in his support of liberals.

  425. RTO Trainer says:

    Ice cream dishers are multi-taskers. You have to watch Alton Brown.

  426. happyfeet says:

    I will for sure take your word for it Mr. RTO

    here Mr. buttons – don’t show bh – these are the sweet rolls at jailhouse cafe

    San Antonio is a fun fun place

  427. Spiny Norman says:

    …the old hostilities came back to the surface. “Thanks a lot, fucking tea party purists – DE and NV were ours for the taking but you had to go and nominate the worst candidates in the world.”

    It’s hardly a sure thing that Cap-n-Trade Castle would have won, and even less that he would have voted with the Republicans.

    I still say if he’d have been the deciding vote, he’d do a Jeffords and switch Parties.

  428. there was a big hospital[ county] which was by a major freeway / which has two major freeways intersected
    i lived in an apartment complex down the road with my old lady

    Hmmm, I can think of at least 2 hospitals that fit that description. Well I’m glad you enjoyed yourself in San Antonio – it’s a great place. Texas toast rules!

  429. happyfeet says:

    but isn’t the headline really that the candidates bumblefuck campaigned for crashed and burned to where he looks like he’s a toxic piece of shit?

  430. pdbuttons says:

    i’m waiting for the igloo vote to come in
    from the north- in alaska
    i heard from a reliable source [nanook]
    that the leeza mukfuckski dropped whale blubber off
    helicopters with her name emblazoned on them
    and tasty salads
    and gummy bears
    she’s such a coke head power daddys girl bitch- i hope she loses

  431. happyfeet says:

    Deval Patrick winning a second term is sorta like Meghan’s daddy getting reelected.

    Simply pathetic.

  432. Jeff G. says:

    I’ve been reading the comments on Ace’s all night, and right after the media called it for Reid, the old hostilities came back to the surface. “Thanks a lot, fucking tea party purists – DE and NV were ours for the taking but you had to go and nominate the worst candidates in the world.”

    Yeah. The Tea Party did nothing to generate enthusiasm and turnout. If only we had listened to the same people who two years ago told us we’d be a regional party if we didn’t climb aboard the Hope-n-Change express.

    Unbelievable. The fucking ESTABLISHMENT talked down Angle and O’Connell. They refused to tell Murkowski to buzz the fuck off. In short, they pouted when the rubes won primaries over against their wishes and their preferred candidates.

    Some of these fuckers are dead to me.

  433. happyfeet says:

    here’s an interesting fun fact that is interesting and fun

    Surveys that were conducted with voters across the country also provided little sense of hope for Democrats, with Republicans gaining a majority of independents, college-educated people and suburbanites — all groups that were part of the coalition of voters who supported Mr. Obama two years ago.*

    wow just wow baby

  434. pdbuttons says:

    #436-thank you happyfeet but my daddy always said
    never eat anything bigger than your head
    and that’s kinda one of my rules

  435. cranky-d says:

    #442: I don’t care to hear Rove say anything any more. I’m giving Krauthammer something of a pass for his part in it. Some of the people that advocated for pragmatism are coming around.

    I expect my own “dead to me” list will grow with time.

  436. geoffb says:

    Democrats in California go Chicago one better.

  437. Bob Reed says:

    happyfeet,
    I keep trying to post the Alaska link for you but the spam filter keeps eating it.

    Just google these search terms

    Alaska secretary of state live 2010 election results

    elections.alaska.gov/results/10GENR/data/results “dot” htm

    Just put the usual http, colon, slash, slash infront and you should be able to get what you’re looking for.

    Just refresh it every once and a while to update.

  438. happyfeet says:

    college-educated people

    voting for Team R!!

    Team R is gonna have to go shopping for new clothes to wear when they hang out with their new smartypants friends. Have to start reading books and stuff. Maybe rent one of the documentaries.

  439. happyfeet says:

    that worked perfect Bob thank you – tinyurl doesn’t work for me anymore when that happens

  440. William Yelverton, professor of the six string, juke box hero says:

    You got that right, Spiny. The Repubs would have taken the Senate, if it wasn’t for the Teabags.

    Poor Mitch McConnell. He could have been the new majority leader, but no, because the Teabags had to have Sharron “mexicans look asian” Angle and Christine “not a witch” O’Dumbfuck.

  441. Joe says:

    The 60 plus pickups in the House are due to Tea Party enthusiasm.

    Interesting that the senate, where you would think the dangers of gerrymandering are eliminated, tended more status quo than the rigged house races. Perhaps an example of that is how the Casinos and powerbrokers in Nevada when with Reid. Like they know they can do business with him…

    You know, like that scene with Michael Corelone and Senator Pat Geary in Tahoe.

  442. JD says:

    Mathews is making a complete ass of himself about Palin right now.

  443. happyfeet says:

    geoff you are there! I just saw your earlier message –

    is this the last shuttle launch or something?

    That’s sorta sad.

  444. Joe says:

    they went with Reid.

  445. happyfeet says:

    It’s his turn JD the union said they couldn’t swing the overtime for me anymore.

  446. cranky-d says:

    Mathews is making a complete ass of himself

    He’s consistent. That’s something, I guess.

  447. cranky-d says:

    Oh, Lordy, McCain is on FauxNewz. What a tool.

    Oh, wait, he’s gone already.

  448. Stephanie says:

    UPDATE: 11: 39 – Buck opens up lead to 10,000! If Buck ends up ahead despite the Boulder shenanigans, and if he can win by more than 0.5%, then we could get unfritzed. (…and Tipton maintains lead with 79% of precincts reporting)

    UPDATE: 11:31 – Tipton (R) still leads Salazar by 6%, with 75% of precincts reporting. They can’t call this already?

    Pudding site updates…

  449. JD says:

    Ryan Bacon is one of those cowardly sock puppet trolls. Fuck off. You got your ass handed to you today.

  450. Spiny Norman says:

    You got that right, Spiny. The Repubs would have taken the Senate, if it wasn’t for the Teabags.

    What the fuck?

    Are you drunk?

  451. cranky-d says:

    No, JD, because we didn’t take the Senate, we actually lost. They have math that shows that, somewhere.

  452. JD says:

    Ryan pork belly has shown his ass around here before.

  453. geoffb says:

    sdferr is the one viewing the Shuttle. It is the next to last, probably. One tomorrow and another in April I believe. I’m in Michigan not Florida.

    Looks like my representive will be back to being Republican as usual. The Dem 1st termer lost in Michigan 7 thankfully. Now I owe him a copy of the Kurtz book and Jeff G. a double contribution this month.

  454. happyfeet says:

    updated Alaska numbers

    still looking dire

  455. JD says:

    MSNBC will now take a moment to collectively rub one out while watching Hairy Reed.

  456. Abe Froman says:

    I’m surprised that a single leftard would show it’s face here tonight. The PMSNBC types are paid to be in denial, but it takes a unique breed to be that stupid for free.

  457. Grass Root says:

    I’m rather pleased with the results though, on balance, I’d prefer a Republican US Senate.

    Still, not more botoxed rictus as Speaker of the House; Ommpa Loompa (“orangey”) instead. Senate divided pretty much 50/50.

    Were I a Republican, I’d be getting ready to investigate the DoJ, at least. At most I’d be saying “NO!!!!!! Hell NO!!!!!” to every single Democrat proposal.

  458. happyfeet says:

    yes you are in the same town as tony the tiger

  459. JD says:

    Mr W – pay up, beeyotch. You owe Jeff G some serious coin.

  460. JD says:

    Olbergasm just passed out. He is begging for nishit’s Sybian, but MadCow keeps fighting him.

  461. cranky-d says:

    We can hope that Granny Rictus McBotox will resign from the house, and that she’ll take some others with her. I doubt she’ll live with losing her majority position and free jet rides.

  462. John Bradley says:

    Reid on Fox right now. Barf.

  463. JD says:

    Did Steny Hoyer win?

  464. JD says:

    Hairy Reed might be the least inspiring politico in the history of the Republic.

  465. geoffb says:

    Tony has been dead to me since 2008.

  466. happyfeet says:

    omg Tony is a whore

  467. Spiny Norman says:

    We can hope that Granny Rictus McBotox will resign from the house, and that she’ll take some others with her. I doubt she’ll live with losing her majority position and free jet rides.

    What makes you think she’ll give any of that up? I imagine they’ll have to pry the Speaker’s gavel away from her in January.

  468. Spiny Norman says:

    Ah! I see! Ryan pork belly IS drunk.

  469. JD says:

    You are a fuckimg imbecile, pork belly. And a cowardly little sockpuppeting fuck. How do all of those nut sacks taste?

    Run along, you have been banned before, and are just as tiresome this time around.

  470. crankyBacon says:

    I find that having a strong sense of denial helps get me through the day.

  471. JD says:

    MSNBC headline is Hairy Reed beats tea partier. That was the most important moment of the night. And O’Donnell lost. They should be embarrassed.

  472. Spiny Norman says:

    Obstructionists? Really?

    Of course the minority Party is supposed to stand aside and raise no objections whatsoever… unless it’s the Democrats in the minority, then their unrelenting, uncompromising opposition is “principled” and “brave”.

  473. cranky-d says:

    Typical leftoid spin: when some tea party candidates don’t win, declare victory. What a maroon.

  474. geoffb says:

    CBS has Tipton as winning.

  475. Abe Froman says:

    Look, i know you guys like to imagine that every “leftard” is crying in a closet tonight, but that’s not the case. Right now, the left is exactly where YOU were in 2006 and 2008. Disappointed? Sure. But more angry and determined. We’re consoled by the fact that so many teabaggers crashed and burned, and that having an opposition instead of obstructionists will actually help Obama in 2012.

    You pretended to be a conservative for days when you were initially here. Everyone laughed at you because you persisted in spite of being too stupid to pull it off. That’s why you should be reticent about being here now. Not just the election results, but also because everyone here already knows you’re an imbecile.

  476. JD says:

    I ain’t cranky, I simply have no patience for unprincipled dishonest fuckers like you.

  477. Spiny Norman says:

    Everyone laughed at you because you persisted in spite of being too stupid to pull it off. That’s why you should be reticent about being here now.

    Which is probably why he’s the only troll to show up here tonight.

  478. cranky-d says:

    As a matter of fact, I’m cranky, dammit!

  479. JD says:

    Goodnight, racists. Hopefully, I will wake up to news that Miller, Buck, and Rossi won close races.

  480. William Yelverton, pretending not to be butthurt and faced says:

    Yeah, you sound cranky. I guess you’re pining for the loss of O’Donnell. Hey, i’m going to miss her, too. I had a sex dream about that little minx the other night. That hot little piece makes Sarah Palin look like Barbara Bush.

  481. John Bradley says:

    Reiterating a point Darleen was making 3 hours ago… I still don’t see how ‘they’ can call the race for Boxer when she’s leading by 1% with only 30% of the vote in, and god-only-knows-what in the absentee ballots.

    …err, while I’m typing this they just updated to show Babs with a 49-45 lead, with 45% or so in. So maybe ‘never mind’.

    And I really wish Fox would stop it already with the stupid “control of the senate” bar graph thing. They show 49 D’s plus 2 I’s that caucus as Democrats; that particular question was decided hours ago.

  482. Jeff G. says:

    Anyone who doesn’t recognize what the Tea Party did for the GOP tonight is either a Yelverton-esque idiot, or a GOP establishment hack.

    Governors, state assemblies, 65 or so gains in the House, and 6-9 Senate gains… and we’ve only just begun. When classical liberals/conservatives force spending cuts and bring this country back from the brink, the Tea Party is only going to grow stronger, provided they stay on message. Liberty is inherently bi-partisan, as the huge swing from independents suggests.

    And if not the Tea Party, it’ll be some other movement that believes in the same things who will carry the message forward.

  483. Joe says:

    …the Tea Party is only going to grow stronger, provided they stay on message.

    You said it.

  484. Joe says:

    As much as I would have love to have seen him fall, Dems may regret that Harry Reid won.

  485. happyfeet says:

    they’ve put the primary challenge fear of god into a lot of Team R losers, Meghan’s daddy notwithstanding

    That will bear fruit.

  486. happyfeet says:

    “Why isn’t it common sense,” said Justice Stephen G. Breyer, that if the law can forbid selling pictures of a “naked woman” to a young teen, it can also forbid the sale of scenes “of gratuitous torture of children” in a video game?

    Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. agreed, citing scenes from the game Postal 2 in which girls are smashed in the face with a shovel and their bodies set on fire.

    “We don’t have a tradition in this country” of exposing children to that kind of graphic violence, he said.

    […]

    But Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor joined with Scalia in raising free-speech objections to California’s law. “Could you get rid of rap music?” Sotomayor asked at one point, since the lyrics “talk about killing people.”*

    can you do that up is down thing you do?

  487. John Bradley says:

    it can also forbid the sale of scenes “of gratuitous torture of children” in a video game?

    I want to know where Breyer’s buying his video games, ’cause I can’t think of a game that lets the player commit acts of violence against children. The publishers tend to shy away from things like that.

    Which is really a shame. Mayor MacCready and the rest of those little bastards in Little Lamplight were just begging for some NukaGrenade action. “Mungo” this, asshole!

  488. cranky-d says:

    I’m gonna get this sucker to 500.

  489. cranky-d says:

    Okay, here we go.

  490. Jeff G. says:

    Chris C’s pollster, Adam Geller: Tea Party = net loss for GOP.

    Dude’s been eating too many butter sticks.

    The reckoning has only just begun…

  491. cranky-d says:

    Without the Tea Party, the GOP will die, and rightly so.

  492. Jeff G. says:

    No shit, the Democrat pollster had to set the GOP hack straight on the effectiveness of the TEA party.

    This world is CRAZY…

  493. bastiches says:

    Gee, my big one vote for Meg worked well. Oh look, leftists anyway.

    zeus’s flabby tits…

  494. bastiches says:

    Can we put up a proposition next time to repeal people, in general?

  495. Noah Bawdy says:

    2010 Stopped the bleeding.
    2012 Starts the healing and repealing.

  496. B Moe says:

    We’re consoled by the fact that so many teabaggers crashed and burned, and that having an opposition instead of obstructionists will actually help Obama in 2012.

    You are consoled by the fact that ignorance is bliss.

  497. B Moe says:

    Still, not more botoxed rictus as Speaker of the House; Ommpa Loompa (“orangey”) instead.

    Is Boehner a slam dunk? It sure would be nice to give someone who isn’t a proven loser a shot.

  498. B Moe says:

    Grayson is getting demolished in Florida, and West is cruising.

    Unfortunately Wasserman and Hastings are both winning easily, also.

  499. BJTex, 100% Portuguese Self-Inflicted Brain Farts says:

    Feel free to examine Penn. Senate, governor and control of the state legislature, both house and senate.

    Sweet!

  500. B Moe says:

    CNN is declaring Murkowski the leader by assuming all the write in votes are for her.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/11/03/senate.alaska/index.html

    The beat goes on.

  501. serr8d says:

    US midterm election results herald new political era as Republicans take House

    Democrats pummelled at polls but retain Senate as Tea Party notches string of high-profile victories across US

    Barack Obama was today facing a harsh new US political reality in the wake of one of the worst Democratic defeats in recent history

    One has to cross the Atlantic to get the unvarnished truth.

  502. McGehee says:

    McG – how would they deal with a write in vote for Miller?

    After much study and consideration, and attempting to divine the intent of the voter, they’d probably count it for Mercowsky.

  503. McGehee says:

    Interesting that the senate, where you would think the dangers of gerrymandering are eliminated, tended more status quo than the rigged house races.

    The trouble with the Senate quest this time around was, most of the Senate seats that were up in 2010 were already held by Republicans, meaning less opportunity for gains.

    Take a look at the layout for 2012, though. Harry Reid might wish he had lost.

  504. Slartibartfast says:

    Ugh. HTML-fubar.

  505. Darleen says:

    crap … what a lousy morning for me. I not only got Brown as Gov, I’ve got Gavin Newsom as Lt Gov and the AG is still too close to call …

    the only thing that came out well is in the propositions that the drawing of congressional districts is no longer with the politicians …

    I’m waiting to see a county voting map because I swear, it’s the Frisco/LA nexus that is driving the rest of the state.

  506. Darleen says:

    Slart

    face it, if Rubio lost everyone from HuffPo to MSNBC to NYTimes would have put it in the “sneer at the TEA Party for backing extremists” column.

    They are spinning like tops trying to stomp out the TEA movement, regardless of everyone from Allen West to Nikki Haley.

  507. the Other Ken says:

    It’s kind of lousy here in Massachusetts too. We put the same old idiots back into office (including Barney.) I feel like Charlie Brown at Halloween.

  508. Slartibartfast says:

    Alan Grayson getting his ASS kicked wasn’t any kind of surprise to me, but I was comforted nonetheless. See, his district here is just about evenly divided between Democrats, Republicans and Independents. Piss off one and a half of the latter two, and factor in light turnout in the D electorate, and that’s what you get.

    The fact that he’s pretty much a ball of self-aggrandizement held together mostly with bits of Michael Moore’s earwax and Oliver Stone’s used dental floss didn’t help, either.

    Get caught in a series of campaign lies so vile and egregious that the Orlando Slantinel gives you a public ass-kicking, and you’re going down.

    I think what happened, here, is the Democrats badly misjudged the motivation behind their return to power in 2006 and 2008. They took it as more of an endorsement of their ideology than disgust with Bush administration stupidity, and decided to try and ramrod through legislation that was as critical to the economic recovery as the healthcare legislation, while saying things nearly guaranteed to get entrepeneurs and existing businesses stuck in full-on, head-in-legs-in turtle mode. And then they wondered how they could force a restart of the economy.

    World-class bumblefuckage, is what it was. Maybe they’ll learn something important, here. If not: I hope you have enjoyed your one turn at bat, Mr. President.

    And Republicans, they should be doing some navel-gazing as well. If history is any guide, though, that’s not going to happen. Instead, they’ll take their victory as an endorsement of their way of doing things, and…hey, where have I heard this story before?

  509. Slartibartfast says:

    face it, if Rubio lost everyone from HuffPo to MSNBC to NYTimes would have put it in the “sneer at the TEA Party for backing extremists” column

    Darleen, I do not look to HuffPo et al for cues to guide my thinking. That way lies teh crazy.

  510. Carin says:

    Pelosie should take solace in that fact that the American voter has helped her drain the swamp. We didn’t get it all done, but we certainly did a better job than she did.

  511. Slartibartfast says:

    I’m sorry you’re re-stuck with Governor Moonbeam, Darleen.

    Face it: the Tea Party movement can only do so much. Corrine Brown is, after all, once again re-elected to the US House of Representatives.

    One ray of hope is that the Florida Constitutional amendments regarding redistricting look to have passed, and they absolutely forbid district-drawing along racial & cultural lines, and also require a certain degree of compactness. So Rep. Brown’s days in the sun are numbered, perhaps.

    The Republican majority in the state legislature is now very, very strong.

  512. Carin says:

    Jonah Goldberg has something to say to Nishi.

  513. Carin says:

    From the Corner:

    California’s politics are now lost in the mists of time. If you want to see the bright and shining politics of the future, you have to go to the country’s heartland, and specifically to Kansas, a place most Democrats only know from Thomas Frank’s liberal folklore.

    I mean, I’m sorry CA folks, but that’s funny.

  514. Joe says:

    Over sixty house seats to the GOP. Allen West won. Obama’s senate seat fell. Yeah, things went okay last night.

    A first step on a long road.

  515. Darleen says:

    Unfortunately, no one under the age of 40 in CA remembers Moonbeam from his first time around. And the Looniest lefties have gravitated to the urban coastal areas (OR has always been hippie land)

    I’m just aghast.

  516. Darleen says:

    If you look at the map (zoom in an CA) you’ll see this state is split down the middle — the blue is confined to coastal areas and the rest is red.

  517. Carin says:

    They may not remember, YET THEY VOTED FOR HIM. It really just defies understanding.

    As a Michigander, I can feel your pain. Hopefully we’re going to start healing up here, but I understand. We’ve been the laughingstock for YEARS. It’s nice to have some of the pressure off.

  518. LTC John says:

    So the race is on… who will go bust first, IL or CA? And when they turn to COngress with begging bowl out, they will get nothing.

    I am sure now that my state income tax will go up at least 33% (the gov wants it even higher…).

  519. Carin says:

    Michigan was similar – not a line, but much of the outlier of the state was Red. Blue existed in Detroit, Flint, Ann Arbor and the yuppie-rich burbs.

  520. Carin says:

    You know it’s funny. Because California is like Detroit. Different but the same. Both are what happens when liberals run shit.

  521. Abe Froman says:

    California needs summa this.

  522. Slartibartfast says:

    Unfortunately, no one under the age of 40 in CA remembers Moonbeam from his first time around

    It’s an inconvenient history, and best avoided. That’s my guess, anyway.

    Me, I think most of California’s problems lie in the state legislature. I don’t think it’s Teh Governator that had them hemorrhaging money, was it?

  523. Darleen says:

    Slart

    We have the most gerrymandered state legislature (and thus Socialist) in the nation. That’s why its taken two election cycles to get a citizen panel in and empowered to redraw not only state, but congressional district lines.

    Indeed, the politicians tried to kill the citizens panel completely with Prop 27 (handily defeated — one of the few nuggets of hope).

    When only terms limits got someone like Sheila Kuehl out of the state legislature, you know this state has too many Leftwing moonbats.

  524. Darleen says:

    and Maxine “No Justice No Peace” Waters was reelected to Congress again. SHEESH.

  525. Abe Froman says:

    Speaking of reelected scum, get a load of Congressman Elmer Fudd’s victory speech.

  526. Slartibartfast says:

    No surprise there, Darleen. Incumbent in a heavily gerrymandered district is just about a shoo-in. I don’t know that Max Waters has ever gotten less than 75% of the vote.

    Corrine Brown won big, too. No mystery there.

  527. Joe says:

    That Barney Frank, the definition antonym of class and grace.

  528. Slartibartfast says:

    I’m wondering if Marco Rubio is insufficiently duskytoo Republican to be considered “nonwhite”.

  529. Joe says:

    I get the msnbc crowd mocking the tea partiers. Out of fear. But why do so called conservatives and establishment GOP types mocking the tea partiers. Could it be out of fear too?

    Yes.

  530. JD says:

    Carin – nishit is out trying to find new batteries for her Sybian. And trying to come up with a new meme.

  531. Slartibartfast says:

    Hopefully the messages here will be something like: Dismissiveness and contempt as debating tactics = fail. Ignoring the wishes of a substantial proportion of the electorate = fail. Going out of your way to actively alienate substantial chunks of the voting populace = fail.

    In summary, pretty much all of nishi’s intellectual arsenal = fail.

    But probably no one’s going to notice that.

  532. Abe Froman says:

    But probably no one’s going to notice that.

    Not until people actively make fun of them. Humor works a thousand times better than anger, especially with the kind of people we’re dealing with.

  533. DarthRove says:

    What’s proper eeeeevil Reich-wing protocol for electoral celebrations? Should I light my victory cigar with a $100 bill or a live kitten? I’m unclear on this…

  534. JD says:

    Earth – you should light a blue-hair’s head on fire, and while pushing them towards the cliff, light your cigar in the flickering flames, then push …

  535. JD says:

    Earth or Darth. I am not real bright. Team R had a big day in OH. Congrats on Kasich. Now you need to do something about that fucker Sherrod.

  536. DarthRove says:

    Let’s compromise, JD. I’ll do as you suggest, but light your cigar with the $100 bills we took from the bluehair’s Social Security, then use our new jackboots to stomp the live kitten.

    Not sure if Sherrod Brown is up in two years or four. At least Weepy Voinovich is gone. Now we have to deal with Burbly Boehner. Hope he’s not just talking.

  537. Here’s a sentence that just doesn’t sound right, “She’s down at the High School working the polls.”
    I said it about eight times yesterday. Every time I said it, I giggled.

  538. Slartibartfast says:

    She’s down at the High School working the polls.

    Reminds me of this.

  539. JD says:

    Darth – I keep my jackboots polished and close to my bed. I cannot start a day properly until I feel the crunch of a woman/child/minority Under the heel of my jackboots.

  540. Old Texas Turkey - Fossil Fuel Rapid Combustion Unit Operator says:

    I am lighting up my cigar with carbon credits. Oh I set the brush in the vacant lot down the street on fire too.

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