Sensing a potential crisis, Obama quickly moves to nationalize tanning beds and tax summer picnics.
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I think you underestimate O!, Jeff. He’ll ask Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to nationalize The Sun during the lame duck session…
I’m pretty sure the EPA is going to have to ban the sun from all further activity.
Can we convince His Sublime Excellency to personally conduct an Abject Apology Tour to Sol? Maybe the sun would stop trying to fry us.
Maybe someone liked it enough to…you know…
Yeah, Sol? These teabaggers are just not listening. I say torch the lot of em.
Sun’s mom forgot to use Wisk.
Aw, it’s engaged! How sweet!
I’m sure cranky made that comment in jest, but don’t be surprised if someone there has considered something like it. This IS the EPA, the government bureaucracy to end all government bureaucracies.
Spiny, if they could do it, they would.
Sauron’s back! Badder than ever!
I rented Knowing at the supermarket. Do you want me to tell you how it ends?
If that thing flares I wonder if it will act as a lens.
Where the hell is BBH when you need him.
This is a job for astrophysics!
Science!
If the sun is Sauron, does that make Obama the Witchking? He was dressed as a man in black….Bah!!!
#10 – you mean all that crap with the hobbits and elves and swords just made him bigger and meaner?!
“I’m pretty sure the EPA is going to have to ban the sun from all further activity.”
I’m sure this will fit nicely into the Global Climate Disruption(the performer formerly known as Global Warming) scheme.
Personally I’m concerned with the whole electronic disruption thing. Imagine all the satellites in daylight being fried, along with large chunks of the grid. That would be sucky.
Dr. Evil has found a way to manipulate the Sun’s electromagnetic field to aim its flares. In a few days when it’s pointing away from the earth he’ll test-fire it at Venus or something and see how narrow he can focus the beam.
Then it comes back around and next thing you know there’s a smoking hole in the desert where Mecca used to be.
It is clearly GW Bushes fault and on top of that, proof positive for the existance of global warming. I’m sure Al Gore will make the connection. oh wait..
#15:
Think about it – here you are, Dark Lord, got armies, wraiths, etc. and you’re ended by what? A furry footed midget and his gardner.
Of course he’s pissed off!
#19 – good point. I will be buying some SPF 100,000 sunscreen forthwith.