No reason to stop the blog entirely while I continue my 4+-year battle with evil, right?
So. Boy howdy. That Obama sure is a fuck-up, ain’t he?
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Like, totally Jeff.
The Democrats think so, that’s obvious. Although they are Democrats.
Your feelthy nemesis has construed this as a threat.
I cannot believe you are willing to insult a Good Man™ like president Obama.
Fie upon thee! Fie!!
JHo, every clock is right 2 times a day, for exactly 1 minute each.
The sun shines on a dog’s ass every so often.
et c.
#5 scooter — not if it has a seconds display :-)
Jeff: the ability to multitask is the most overrated skill there is. If you need to put your full attention on the F– matter, we can chat amongst ourselves.
Regards,
Ric
Heh…I was in a meeting today and at the end of it, talk turned to Obama. A woman, a Hillary fan I think, started going on how Obama is a one termer and there is no way in hell that he is getting relected. This guy that I was sitting next to, started mumbling under his breath that Obama will get re-elected and there is nothing she can do about it. The first sign of “coo-coo”. Well, as we were all getting up, the lady continued and finally the guy turned around and blurted this out, “He’s the best president this country has ever had! The best!”. The confirmation “coo-coo”. After nearly shitting myself all I could muster for that was a “wow” and a look of chagrin at the poor guy. To be fair, the guy, while very nice, is kind of dumb.
No – what should make you stop is the waste of time this blog is…
DANCE, monkey!
#8 – an inspiring thought. You must have thought for hours, conjuring up the deep and powerful wording you used. What does it say about you, trolling a blog you consider a waste of time? That makes you worth less than something that is a “waste of time”.
Maybe he was taught that “best” means “most recent”?
Here’s a little interesting denial.
NOT POLITICAL. I repeat NOT POLITICAL.
Don’t make me say it again. It’s a discussion.. I discussion with a casts of pre-screen young folks (TOO ACHIEVE DIVERSITY, YOU H8TERS). Asked if they’d ever done something similar for a republican, the spokesperson said they’d have to get back to them on that.
LB and meya are idiots.
Carin – Their ability to lie with a straight face is remarkable, no? This “townhall” is the one they were casting for, no?
Meh…That’s why you have co-bloggers…Do what’s really important.
I’m sure Darleen and JHo can hold you up while you’re takin’ care of bidness.
The New York Times magazine has an article this weekend. Guess what Obama has learned? He’s learned that there really is no such thing as a “shovel ready project” and how many people actually don’t pay taxes.
Wow. This guy has got one of the flattest learning curves in Washington.
#15 Jack – your comment has absolutely got to be racist. Give me a few minutes to figure out why. Probably because you used the word “flattest”.
I am enjoying the fact that none of the Democratic Party candidates are running as (D) in their ads. Party affiliation in small print is flashed for the legal amount of time. But thats it.
Hah!
SGT – you’d love the incumbent D state senator in my district – his ad attacks th guy who left the seat in 2006 to (unsuccessfully) run for LT Gov in IL as “Senator R______” and talks about how he (the incumbent for 4 years now!) will “go to Springfield to clean up the budget mess that Senator R____ made…” Never IDs either his or the other guy’s party..ha!
The fun part is that the incumbent used to be a Public Defender that I would wallop at trial quite often. He found a way to spread his incompetence across the whole state…
Complete inability to see a bigger picture:
EPA is about to mandate a higher ehanol blend (E15 instead of E10) which, apart from increasing consumer costs as Eanything is not as efficient as pertroleum, will cause fuel prices to rise as well as those evil oil company profits.
In addition, corn is already exploding in the comodities markets, which is raising the costs of food overall, especially meat and dairy. Evil agribuiness, however will reap larger profits.
And all those increasing profits will be fodder for further Progressive change.
Obama-
Talk about not knowing your ass from your elbow…
Pure socialist chutzpah rules every time. Right?
We are just too fuckin’ stupid to understand his genius.
RTO – Just wait until the shitty yields from the midwest corn harvest really hit.
Had the “Miss Me Yet” army green T on today. Many smiles and applause. And a few scared looks. No gun play.
It is becoming increasingly obvious to the spinmeister supporters in the media that all of their efforts aren’t keeping this administration afloat (lookin’ at you, Matthews). Fearful of the unpopularity of the president attaching to his supporters (them) they are starting to back off from him.
By spring they should be tearing large chunks off the hide of this administration. Nothing personal, of course, it is just self-preservation.
And the smallest beef heards in decades, JD.
Lo, he shall return saying, “We are pardners with God in matters of life and death.” Good “packaging” will still prevail!
Where’d you get it, alp? I could use one.
Oh, there’s plenty of fuck-up to spread around his entire administration.
Had the “Miss Me Yet” army green T on today. Many smiles and applause. And a few scared looks. No gun play.
Yeah. I’ve been to that same Starbucks. There’s not many.
By spring they should be tearing large chunks off the hide of this administration. Nothing personal, of course, it is just self-preservation.
Maybe. But with the media/self understanding that the ideology is rock-fucking-solid. Gospel. No need to change that. It’s just the messenger that wasn’t what he claimed to be. His fault. He bam-bozzled us you see. Hood-winked and defrauded us. If only [insert stupidity here] could happen, then the progressive agenda would shine!
the lure of looming inflation*
“You Jackass, TOTUS be damned, your only chance to reverse the process is to vacate Pleasure Island immediately!”
Lamont,
Come on, you know what the liberal media axis will claim: The reason government failed to fix things was due to a lack of timely government intervention.
More government is always the default position of lefties.
In the name of freedom.
what’s a looming biden?
If your goal is to fuck over the Republic by fucking it up, can you truly be called a fuck-up, or are you just a fucker?
An interesting ethical question!
He’s a fucker. His voters are fuck-ups.
Where’d you get it, alp? I could use one.
On line. I’ll try to find it and link. Of course, I probably didn’t pay tax, so I’ll have to claim that on my return……(pause for laughter)
Obama only thinks he is replicating Bush’s [Progressively decoded] strategy: create a disaster and enough panic, then claim only you can solve it. So it’s Cargo Cult all the way down, and clear to his bones.
http://tinyurl.com/2vdabcq
Good selection of T-shirts and boobs.
MTV/Viacom and Obama…
That ain’t politics.
That’s the way they do it.
Money for nothin and their chicks for free.
And he’s up there. What’s that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the bongos like some chimpanzie.
DENOUNCED!
hey now…
oh, that was for alp.
NOUNCED!
i mean, can’t have my husband having better boobs than mine.
T-shirted boobs that is. All PG-13. There’s pecs too maggie.
More government is always the default position of lefties.
Yeah.
Because it’s always gone so well.
i mean, can’t have my husband having better boobs than mine.
Better let us be the judge.
DON’T SHOOT RTO!!
A comma in there somewhere makes it better
MY GOD! I’ve got the buttonitis.
I prefer to think of “President” Obama as a fuck off, not a fuck up.
Although, Obama could be setting a new standard for fuck up fuck offs.
Damn.
the witch vs the bearded marxist
Coons, O’Donnell debate live at 7:30
Gonna have to go with “Fuck Wit”.
But only because Biden claimed “Fuck Tard”.
He’s a show off, that Biden.
Obama a fuck up? Why don’t we ask those experts at the NYT:
Gee, ya think?
Somehow, I don’t think he was being ironic.
Anybody else notice that noone running for state or federal office are labeling Democrat party affiliation on any of their signage or literature?
I could see that in, say, Arizona, but Mass?
Hey, Alp.
DUCK!
Stupid, end .
david brooks’ crease is showing
link
the witch vs the bearded marxist
When do I roll the 9-sided dice?
Wait!
Will there be a replay on World of Warcraft? Because I left my “Devout Shoulders” and my “Intimidating Shout” spell at my Mom’s house.
Anyway, I’m for the witch.
Michelle calling on all the Voodoo chirren?
http://tinyurl.com/28dppma
Great! Now I’ve got ingrown Joe nail.
when we start doing the tradings and the visitings more with the Cuban peoples we will have many more friends who practice the santeria than we do now
so hide your chickens
i’m looking for a rev wright hook
Obama is Big Chief Fuh-Kum-Up.
*self-denunciation sold separately
mrs. o! said today she is the mom in chief. i say she is a mfer
the letter f stands for failure
president bumblefuck Failed to quit smoking cause of he is weak
so hide your chickens
Also, hide yo’ wife, hide yo’ kids.
Also, I thought Cubans didn’t get to practice much of anything wasn’t State sponsored last 60 years or so.
The chicken sacrifice thing? That’s mostly Jamaicans.
According to that Steven Segal movie.
Maybe Haitians.
Probably mostly Haitians.
Wealthy Haitians. Prolly own stock in Chik-Fil-A
Nah. The cows bought up all that stock.
when we start doing the tradings and the visitings more with the Cuban peoples we will have many more friends who practice the santeria than we do now
so hide your chickens
I know. I’ll hide ’em in the woods around my house. They’ll never catch ’em.
more marco rubios
#67 – Carin, have you considered calling Chik-Fil-A? Think “advertisinng campaign revenues”…
I see a commercial with the California Cheese cows plotting a Chik-Fil-A hostile stock take over.
Everytime Obama comes on the TV or radio my wife asks me “Who voted for him?” My only answer is to say, “Five years from now, no one.”
All the normalizing trade/ political bullshit aside, how awesome would it be to be able to pick up a couple of Cohibas when you buy your next bottle of Macallan at the liquor store.
That old bearded bastard can’t die soon enough.
Sad though.
My Daddy’s generation went from Kitty Hawk to Tranquility Base. I get Facebook and the possibility of smoking a stoggie I already have possibly made not contraband by my own corrupt government.
But no flying cars.
It’s all bullshit.
the bald marxists is speaking about “the failed economic policies of the past”
Every time the O-man is on TV or the radio I have to turn the channel. His voice is a study in irritation. From the mincing elephant cadence to the sibilant whistle, he is impossible to take for more than a few seconds.
It’s going to be a looong 2 1/4 years. Why no, I’m not counting down or anything.
#16 Patrick:
Actually, I was just in a conversation with Michael Eric Dyson about the same issue. He said that a “flat learning curve” is a code for black.
My reply is that a “flat learning curve” is code for stupid. And that he is a racist.
the bald marxists wants more gov’t programs
coons is doing a bwarney frank
chickens should be kept in buckets and children should be seen and not heard and there should always be alot of napkins around
buttonitis!- it’s sweeping the nation!
have-stop-rockin pneumonia-stop-and-stop-boogie woogie-stop flu-full stop
And then Dyson said that “stupid” is code for black.
And I just couldn’t stop laughing.
Here. Laugh for a minute.
#81
Well, the kid’s got a point.
the boogie woogie bugle boy from company b, did all the digging for this foxhole and he’s sweating and stuff and i don’t think he likes me-but we’re in this together!- he’s my best friend forever!
‘sgot a mean weary look in his eyes-
so i wrote him this song on my tuba..
to cheer him up, cuz i’m like that..
” i can’t get no-toot-satisfaction-toot toot, cuz i toot-try and i try and i try and i toot try and i try!
i can’t get no-no no toot no
cupcake person cod is kickin’ a coon
(i decry myself)
cod is kicking it. coons brings up grandpa mclame
toot/ i’m henry the 8th i am
henry the 8th i am i am
i got-toot married to the widow next-toot-store
she’s been married 7 times before
and everyone was a hen-toot toot ry [henry!}
she wouldn’t have a willy or a sam [no sam]
toot- i’m her 8th old man i’m henry
henry the 8th i am..
second verse/ same as the first!
i think thats when he jumped/ran out of the foxhole with tears -screaming kill me-kill me-kill me
but-toot- there is a lot more legroom now in the foxhole
He’s learned that there really is no such thing as a “shovel ready project”
After two years of Obama, the Democrat party is a shovel ready project.
Alas poor Yorick (D. Shovelready) I knew him Horatio.
buttons, if you pared that routine down to the toots you’d sound exactly like Harpo Marx
We hath born the Government on our backs a thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.
There are some oddities.
Where be your jobs now?
So much whining. Just imagine, you guys could have saved the entire nation from this horrible negro man if you had nominated someone who was not a senile crackpot. However, since you do not seem to be learning, I suspect that you will nominate Saint Sarah MamaGrizzly in 2012, thus dooming you to 4 more years of butthurt and crying into your strawberry milk. Nut up, you pussies.
Shut up, elftard. Back to your sewers.
Shall we just call him Yelver, because he lacks ton?
or ton
E’en so, my lady.
so says the mfm sniffing their undies
creases on pants are important. ax davy
President Obama has ‘lovers hands’. He fucks everything he touches.
Oh, Yelvie, I’ve already stocked up on popcorn to watch your precious and his crew spend the next two years sweating in hearing rooms.
fear the tuba!
oh you know i like to do just like the rest
you know i like my sugar sweet but guarding fumes and making haste/ ain’t my cup of meat
everybodys out the trees.feeding pigeons all under the limb- but when pdcroutons gets here
they pigeons are gona run to him
i think my bike safety hat is defective and i might be on the wrong block
Actually, Willie seems the type that likes to blow things.
Just imagine, you guys could have saved the entire nation from this horrible negro man if you had nominated someone who was not a senile crackpot.
Rats leaving the ship and all, but I call it raaaaacism, Willie.
allahpundit loser
CNN: Chris Coons “can barely contain his disdain for his opponent”
yea allah the girl knocks the sob out and you be playing with you thing. politico best and brightess idiot.
how awesome would it be to be able to pick up a couple of Cohibas when you buy your next bottle of Macallan at the liquor store.
Unless General Cigar, or whoever it is who owns the Dominican Cohiba trade mark acquires the Cuban Cohiba, not very.
u can always wrap ur arms around a tuba..
it ain’t like mommy -prison number [8354709]
who i only know through glass..
my and my tuba will now go down to the river
and watch it flow [sad toot]
if i show at ur house with my tuba/ and say trick or treat-smell my tuba
could u please just throw some candy in it an not call 911
thank you
newrouter speaks just fine and he’s not mysterious you’re just challenged I think
Oh, Happyfeet, you speak it as well? Perhaps you can translate. But first, you should meet my friend, Mr. Comma.
,
Don’t be afraid of Mr. Comma. He’s your friend.
Nope, not Yelverton. Villiam hates Star Trek in all it’s forms.
Just a little sewer playah, this Yvvie child.
So is Mr. Stepladder, Frodo.
commas are a choice
This “Yelverton” is every bit as stupid as the original, but has a different vibe. This one is objectively racist, which is a trait it shares with its nearly equally stoopid namesake. This one is the sewer treatment bandit that thinks hanging a bedsheet over a window constitutes interior decoration. That, and taping anime pron to the walls. Fuck off, elfie boy.
This “Yelverton” is every bit as stupid as the original, but has a different vibe. This one is objectively racist, which is a trait it shares with its nearly equally stoopid namesake. This one is the sewer treatment bandit that thinks hanging a bedsheet over a window constitutes interior decoration. Fuck off, elfie boy.
This “Yelverton” is every bit as stupid as the original, but has a different vibe. This one is objectively racist, which is a trait it shares with its nearly equally stoopid namesake. This one is the sewer treatment bandit, with the mad interior decorating skillz.
So there I was, minding my own dadgum business thinking my thinkie thoughts and parking my truck at Home Depot, because I had to get a bunch of hard-core studly guy things like plant food, window squeegee, stove burner trays, plastic halloween pumpkin, and scented candles, you know, rough calloused hands sort of things. When suddenly I saw on the back of the van parked next to my truck shocking bumper stickers. I was so amazed I took out my cell phone to snap a pic, and right then as I was centering the composition, as you do, the van owner comes out and busts me cold photographing his van. And he was a big towering hairy bear wearing short pants with suspenders and a dirty torn t-shirt with dribble marks on the front and with an obvious mechanical leg with a fake foot on the end and straw hat with tea bags dangling around the brim, and he went “gaaarrrrrr!!!” In my mind.
So timidly I squeaked out, “hi.”
And he goes, just like a normal person, he goes, “Hello there young man. It’s a nice day to be out and about, isn’t it?”
And I meekly go, “um, yeah.” pause “Bye.”
And he goes, “So long then, have a nice day!” And here is the picture of his bumper stickers.
This is a fun read at the NYT…
They both worry that BHO is set to destroy the Democrat party. That doesn’t bother me in the least; Dems deserve what they’ve got coming. I worry more that BHO is destroying this Republic.
it would have been way more confounding if he’d had a real foot at the end
Destroy the Democrats, save America.
– Speaking of comma’s, or rather coma’s Willy, your wife is pretty tired….8 Bj’s in a row will do that to you.
– You don’t need to pick her up this time though, she’s going to sleep in the backyard kennel tonight…..says its just like home….(without the cat serenading and chicken fucking of course)
But first, you should meet my friend, Mr. Comma.
That’s about the size of it, eh, Low T all the way down.
….But good grief…..When even Helen Thomas says you’re repugnant, you know you’re in trouble!
Yet Obama seems to have precisely none behind his accusation that the Chamber of Commerce is using foreign money to influence the elections.
Still waiting for that one racist Tea Partier, too, David? Hint, it’s Cargo Cult, lies, and Low T all the way down.
Nah. He throws those overboard off Canada’s west coast.
He’d likely be right at home at Reelfoot.
Gotta love that blue tarp curtain.
Obama makes one long for the skill of Carter; the integrity of Clinton; and the humor of Nixon.
Hey bour3, loved the bumpersticker. But get a haircut!
Oh, my. Look again at bour3’s photo, just to the left of his reflection.
Is that a Jason mask ?
(And bour3, are you wearing a Mr. T starter set ?? )
“Yelverton” shows up to dish spelling and punctuation flames, with a side dish of racism.
In other words, he’s stuck in 1995, or thereabouts.
Yeah, it is so much better to name yourself after a plagiarizing midget hilljack racist skin flute playing veggie paella cookin inbred cousinfucker than a famous literary reference.
All right, I give up — which one of you clowns is behind the latest “Yelverton” creation?
I was pretty sure it was Slart, but now it’s fighting with Slart. Unless maybe it’s Slart fighting with himself to make us think it’s not him. But I’m on to you, man!
Anyways, what I wanted to say was that the grammar and book snob thing is a little weak. This is PW, fer cryin’ out loud! Step up your game!
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra!
Mister Coma, the nuclear hookah, his arms open wide.
You are one sad little man.
My #134 was for a post that has been removed.
Well, damn. I try to enlighten you morons, and some mod gets cranky. What a bunch of cowards.
…says the anonymous troll impersonating a cat-molester.
Well, if you knew that I was actually an Ayn Rand-style Ron Paul-voting libertarian who creates offensive fake liberal personae just to stir up my fellow conservatives, it wouldn’t be any fun, now would it? “Yelverton” is our Immanuel Goldstein. We need him. You know this.
mods kidnapping cranky ?
innocent acapulco goldbud blown to bits ??
gentlemen, we’ve got to…
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