Michael Moore, in a phone call to the quantum physics lab, Canberra’s Australian National University, May 9: “Forget all that ‘lasers and crystals’ technical junk. What I need to know is, can it make cheeseburgers materialize on the arm of a recliner? Because if so I want 6, all with bacon and onions, like, yesterday…”
Does his cereal bowl come with a lifeguard?
That’s a great line. Consider it stolen.