Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The new Hamas leader.
The new Hamas leader who?
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update: a reader writes that the new leader is called Mahmoud Zahar. So I’ve made the following changes to my original post:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The new leader of Hamas.
The new leader of Hamas who?
Mahmoud Zahar. Weren’t you paying attention?
Maybe he can wear a mask like Cobra Commander did?
The new Hamas leader is called Mahmoud Zahar. It was revealed on the front page of the (London) Times this morning.
Keep it under your hat though.
Shit. I knew I should have dusted off the time machine, jumped ahead a day, and read the Times of London this morning.
That’s what I get for being lazy and choosing “eating an ice cream sundae and going to sleep” over “minimalist time travel.”