Dear Jeff:
I found your web journal while doing a Google search for 'whatever happened to Keisha Knight Pulliam?' (don't ask) and I just wanted to let you know I liked very much what I read here. 80s music most definitely rocks! I'll be back! Now, go make me a turkey pot pie!
With kind regards (and don't you, forget about me!)
Judd Nelson
PS. I support the troops!
Thanks, Judd. Quick question, though: do I know you? And what’s this with the “pot pie”? It’s not some sort of code, is it? Because just so you know, I’m straight.
Jeff,
sorry to be picky, (can’t choose whether its pedantic or semantic), but you asked 3 questions.
A old, bright and wierd Brit politico, Enoch Powell, was phoned by a reporter once: “Mr Powell, can I ask you a couple of questions?”
“What is the second one” came the reply.
Yes, but only the first question was quick. The others I didn’t describe at all.
Pedantically and semantically, I’m cleared on all counts!
Judd Nelson….nawwwwww. Couldn’t be… Could it? Sad thing is, the only reason I recognize the name is because he voiced the Autobot warrior “Hot Rod” in Transformers: The Movie.
….or is this something I shouldn’t be admitting in public?
DakRoland–
If it’s not him, it’a clever, clever imposter, what with the subtle Breakfast Club reference.
PW –
You seem to mention that you’re straight an awful lot. Perhaps you should just replace the fuzzy shot at the top—where you look like an out of work actor in a catering job—with a recent shot of you banging your wife. That should do it.
But I like that picture, Thom. And I wasn’t out of work when it was taken, incidentally; I was, in fact, playing a caterer. A straight one. So, y’know, serendipity.
As for a recent shot of me banging my wife… Well, you’re going to have to do an internet search just like everyone else. Unless you want to drop, say $50 into my PayPal account.
Update: did a site search, Thom, and it turns out I’ve used the phrase “I’m straight” in exactly 2 posts—this one, and in a post responding to Max Sawicky, who had copied my photograph and pasted it at the top of his site.
If that’s mentioning it “an awful lot” then yes, I’m guilty.
Strangely, I did a Google search on “whatever happened to Keisha Knight Pulliam?” and you weren’t on the first several pages. What gives?
Funny, heterophobics seem to get sooooo ofended when we state that we are heterosexual or straight. I’m very proud to be straight and no damn heterophobic is going to make me feel guilty about it. Although heterophobic chauvinists are like a mind-control police, and are filled with rage about us straights, that is their problem. Long live women! LOL.
That would be a line from the movie The Breakfast Club.
I’m no a heterophobe, Miguel. And to answer your next question, I stopped beating my wife last week.
I’ve only just dicovered that PW was up and running, and have been reading all of the post at once. This blog includes more sexual asides than most, that I read, is all. (Excepting the whole bare-backing diversion on A. Sullivan’s blog.) I’m not complaining, I just wanted to see if Jeff would post that picture of him and his wife that, mysteriously, has just been plastered all over the linguistics building at MIT.
PS. Are there any more excerpts from the Heinz Kerry interview coming up?
Mysteriously? The anti-Zionist Chomskyites are responsible. Which reminds me: Where were you between 4am-6am this morning, Thom…?
I’m mostly curious about WHY Judd Nelson cares about whatever happened to Keisha Knight Pulliam.
I don’t think she was even born yet when The Breakfast Club was filmed.