“…Wait, you said ‘weapons of mass destruction‘…? Because for some reason I thought you said ‘methods of staff reduction.’ And I was all like, what does that even mean, y’know?
“My bad.
“Anyway, I’m glad we’ve straightened that out. Follow me. I’m sure we left them around here somewhere…”
[via Glenn]
Pssst: All of you who wanted to rain on our pre-emptive parade…
Riddle me this: I come in all sizes. I can be gas, liquid or solid. I can be conventional or unconventional. I am intended for Jews and infidels. And, I can move across borders without a passport. What am I?
Water.
First we topple Saddam. Then Kaddaffy Duck gets that old time religion. Now Syria, caught with its hand in the cookie jar, gets embarrassed internationally by Sudan. Sudan, certainly no fan of the U.S. or W, is now a policeman against proliferation of WMD???
Hey, libs, tell me AGAIN how Iraq was a mistake, and we’ve actually made ourselves LESS secure. I like hearing that popping sound when your false-to-fact worldview makes contact with hard-edged reality. Sorta cool.
Hate to be off topic, but unconventional water? No, the answer is clearly not water. ‘Tis strippers.
Riddle me this: I come in all sizes. I can be gas, liquid or solid. I can be conventional or unconventional. I am intended for Jews and infidels. And, I can move across borders without a passport. What am I?
a) Water
b) Osama in a Burkha
c) Strippers
d) Weapons of Mass Destruction
e) A & C
The people have spoken, the answer is “E”