Two things: 1) Me neither! And 2) I realize it’s been almost two years, but I’m beginning to think this was a linguistic hoax of epic proportions.
[update: Check back all you want, but nothing’s going to change. Unless of course closing arguments unexpectedly devolve into a dunking contest, in which case, cool.]
Re: 1.
Same here.
That second one had me worried for a minute. Do they HAVE to use serial creeps’ middle names?
I care about #1 only because Shotgun Willie’s has Kobe Bryant night tomorrow. Someone please go and tell me what I missed.