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Where the water tastes like whine

It’s as if Haight Ashbury dosed by licking acid off Ed Asner’s back, then coughed up a giant, multicolored hairball that somehow came to life and found a box of magic markers and some cardboard.

Yes it is. It’s just like that.

5 Replies to “Where the water tastes like whine”

  1. Kathy K says:

    Damn I’m glad you are back.

  2. Jeff G says:

    You’re too kind, thanks.  Sometimes it feels like I’m just playing with myself in here.

  3. Joe says:

    See, Jeff, if you take your other hand off your crotch, that feeling will stop.

    What ?  Somebody had to tell him – it’s gettin’ embarassing.

  4. Jeff G says:

    That’t the last time I bare my feelings to you, blog.

  5. Are you my brother?  You write sort of like my brother, after he’s ingested nearly a liter of tequila.

    Then, unfortunately, he usually yawns all over it.

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