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Sunday Funnies

Q: What do you get when you cross Jim Bunning and a giant squid?

A: A lying, unfunny, politically retarded giant squid who may or may not be racist.

Or Corrine Brown without a fastball.

10 Replies to “Sunday Funnies”

  1. Britt Spears-Chukkar says:

    What’s it got to do with race? Italians and Arabs are both Caucasians. Get over the race-obsession.

  2. Jeff G says:

    Um, I wrote “may or may not be racist.” Out of the two of us, I don’t think I’m the one obsessed with race, my brother.

    In fact, if you’d have followed the link over to balloon-juice, you’d have seen my comments re: race.  To wit:

    I think Bunning made a bad joke, but I’m not sure it was racist. I mean, it’s one thing to call Mongiardo a garlic-eating Dago greasewop, but it’s another to try to tar a political rival by saying he looks like the evil son of a current enemy.

    I have no idea what’s in Bunning’s heart—I do know that as a professional baseball player in the 50s and 60s he had blacks as teammates and I’ve heard of no suggestion he was racist then—so I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as a not-particularly foresighted or funny political opportunist, rather than suggest he’s racist. At least until I’m proven wrong.

  3. Henry says:

    I was under the impression that Arabs are Semites, not Caucasians.

  4. Russell says:

    Well, can I call him a garlic-eating Dago greasewop?

    Not that I have anything against the guy, but being of Sicilian extraction, it’s one of the few ethnic slurs I’m privileged to use, and I intend to get as much mileage as I can out of them.

    Especially considering the rather paltry selection of racist taunts available to my other extraction – Scottish. All you’ve got there is “sheepfucker.”

    Powerful, but limited in utility.

  5. Jeff G says:

    Use it with my blessings.  You Nessie-humping haggis stuffer. wink

  6. doyne dawson says:

    Henry, Arabs are racially Caucasian but linguistically Semites.

  7. triticale says:

    Racism is typically based on perceived, rather than genomic, racial identity. There is a consensus that the WWII internment of Japanese was racist even tho id did not include the racially equivalent Koreans. I don’t see any reason why a person can’t be called racist when race was not truly a factor in his wrongdoing.

    After all, right now in Milwaukee the investigation and ultimate slap on the wrist which the Black acting Mayor received for a long list of activities some of which landed white aldermen in the penitentiary has been proclaimed to be racist.

  8. Jeff G says:

    I don’t see any reason why a person can’t be called racist when race was not truly a factor in his wrongdoing.

    Well, you can call a person anything you’d like.  Doesn’t make it true, though.

  9. jessie jackson says:

    right on brother, like no other;

    yo liddle joke against dat bloke;

    is funny so show me the money.

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