…Overheard at the Fat City Bowling Alley, Littleton, Colorado:
“Alanis what now? And who’s this ‘Canada’ person you keep going on about? Quickly. I’m a busy man.”
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And of course immediately afterwards Aschcroft’s goons from the Committee to Promote Virtue and Prevent Vice dragged her off to be publicly flogged.
Yaaaawn.
Silly canucklehead. She should just go back to releasing whiny emotionally plaintive CDs like “Naked and Crying,” “Alone in the Dark” and “That Time of the Month (in My Soul).”
Canada,
Get counseling. Now. This inferiority complex is out of hand. There are so many examples to chose from, but since I’m in an 80s mood today I select for my example the Canadian version of “We Are the World”.
The American Version was already being overplayed, ridiculed, parodied and suggestions about where Lionel Ritchie might want to stick his “thumbs up” were legion.
Nonetheless Canada, you HAD to have your own version. So you pulled Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, et al out a bar and gave Paul Schafer the baton.
Ask yourself..now be honest…was that really necessary?
Goodness.
Ms. Moreupset must really see to those lines under her buttocks. They make her look old when she’s really twelve…
Canada needs a new national motto… I propose the following:
“Purgamentum in nostro tergo”
Loosely translated: “There’s junk in our trunk”