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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama's Socialist Paradise, 4

It occurs to me that, having had LASIK surgery to correct my distance vision, I’m likely a much better shot now.

— Which I mention just in passing. Would-be looters.

225 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama's Socialist Paradise, 4”

  1. LTC John says:

    I can vouch for the improvment that laser eye surgery brings to one’s marksmanship.

    Looters, best stay away from Jeff’s house. That is all.

  2. Unless Denver is expecting hurricanes, I doubt that looters will be coming to the door for Jeff’s actual “stuff”. Looting our liberties, however…

  3. Ernst Schreiber says:

    LASIK, schmayzik…

    That’s why God gave us shotguns!

  4. Abe Froman says:

    As long as I don’t run out of bullets, I’m not all that hung up on quick kills. Aim for the head, hit the leg, leave the fuckers for the coyotes.

  5. Jeff G. says:

    Well, I’m concerned about zombie Alinskyites. So best to be prepared, I think.

  6. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    BITTER, VIOLENT, CLINGER WINGER!!!!!

  7. Jeff G. says:

    Ok. Off to my second follow-up visit.

  8. JD says:

    Why are you advocating violence and the wholesale slaughter of your political opponents?

  9. Jeff G. says:

    Because once you’ve lost professor Kiteley, you may as well go all in, JD.

  10. JD says:

    lol, now that is funny.

  11. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Good luck. Maybe he can prescribe a Barret M-82. You know, to try out your new eyes.

  12. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – With 51% of the vote, and judging from the typical split in absentee voting, Miller is the winner.

    – Insider pundits who originally called it for Murkowski are saying there just isn’t enough absentee votes for her to overcome Millers lead.

    – Looks like the Lefturds have good reason to fear Palin.

  13. Ernst Schreiber says:

    – Looks like the Lefturds have good reason to fear Palin.

    So Andrew Sullivan has been saying for some time now.

  14. Mr. W says:

    That’s fine, Jeff, but these days how can one tell the difference between looters and government employees?

    I’ll give you an example, recently a group of criminals have gota hold of my daughters and granddaughters social security numbers and racked up millions of dollars in debt.

    Unfortunately, that group is Congress, and LifeLock doesn’t seem to have an app. for that.

    Ba-Dum-Bump…tishhhhh

    Thank you, I’ll be here all weekend.

  15. JimK says:

    All you need is a good peep sight and you should be good to go. Lock and load.

  16. Mr. W says:

    RE: Palin endorsement key to total unknown pulling dramatic upset in Alaska…

    happyfeet could not be reached for comment.

  17. Blake says:

    I recommend this ammunition: http://tinyurl.com/2cwn9bd

  18. Blake says:

    Mr. W., depressingly accurate humor…

  19. Ernst Schreiber says:

    happyfeet could not be reached for comment.

    Say that three times and he appears –just like Beetlejuice!

  20. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – A spokesman for happyfeets reports he will be in his bunk for the remainder of the voting. Cards of sympathy can be sent to “Cupcakes-R-Us”, c/o “Ace of cakes” – LA division.

  21. Brian Mallard says:

    Ah, now that you can see clearly, you will no doubt understand the elegant simplicity and power of Obamanomoics, Obamacare and the Obamamosque. You see it was myopia not intellectualism that caused your previous impairment. LASIK cures classic liberal perspective.

  22. Jeff G. says:

    I’m a Jewbag, Brian. Not sure I can really even be classical liberal, having been adopted into a group with such nefarious deficiencies.

  23. Big Bang Hunter says:

    LASIK cures classic liberal perspective.

    – Unfortunately it has no discernable effect on elitist Utopian syndrome, for which there does not seem to be any known cure.

  24. Big Bang Hunter says:

    So Andrew Sullivan has been saying for some time now.

    – Proving even a broken clock makes a good paper weight.

  25. mojo says:

    You don’t need to aim Claymores. At least, not much.

    Just sayin’…

  26. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Claymores also provide an efficient way to clean up migrants sleeping behind your garage.

  27. JD says:

    And concertina wire proved effective at Casa JD

  28. JeffS says:

    That’s fine, Jeff, but these days how can one tell the difference between looters and government employees?

    They’ll be the ones driving vehicles with GSA license plates, Mr. W.

    And Claymores can be handcrafted locally. All you need is some black powder, some scrap metal, and an ignition circuit. Easy peasy!

  29. alppuccino says:

    As a would-be looter, I’d have to think about stealing your eyeballs first

  30. DarthRove says:

    I’m concerned about zombie Alinskyites.

    I can certainly understand the reason they crave BRAAAAAAIIIINNNSS, that’s for sure.

  31. agile_dog says:

    Don’t forget a dog, Jeff. They are great early warning systems, and can be a great help in disposing of those unsightly corpses. They don’t need batteries or electricity, either.

  32. LTC John says:

    Darth,

    How on Earth did you embed a picture in that comment?! And is it me, or does that zombie look a lot like Kos?

  33. DarthRove says:

    Col. John, sir: I’m using a text formatting toolbar for Firefox, it has a button thingy to link an image. I just tried it and it worked. It lets you do lots of cool stuff with the text, so I really like it.

  34. Rusty says:

    25.Comment by mojo on 8/25 @ 10:07 am #

    You don’t need to aim Claymores. At least, not much.

    Just sayin’…

    ……………………………..works for me

  35. ak4mc says:

    There was a “Burn Notice” episode where a hit man tells the hero, “You know a claymore mine when you see it — not bad.”

    Um, the first clue for me was the part that said, “THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY.”

  36. Hadlowe says:

    You don’t need to aim Claymores. At least, not much.

    Just sayin’…

    Helps if you read the warning on ’em though. They ain’t kiddin’ when they say “THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY”

  37. Hadlowe says:

    dammit, ak4mc. Just dammit.

  38. DarthRove says:

    And during this whole “claymore” discussion I was thinking of the Scottish swords. Duhr.

  39. JHo says:

    In unrelated news, everybody wants thor.

  40. happyfeet says:

    i love the picture-adding tool

  41. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    So was I, Darth. You don’t really need good eyes for that, too, though. Swing that son of a bitch and you’re bound to get a few zombies.

  42. happyfeet says:

    i guess it might would make it harder for JD and other mobile people unless they turn off images

  43. happyfeet says:

    I also saw that Sarah was smashingly successful at facilitating another six years of John McCain’s preening toolery

    thank you Sarah thank you so much you just keep being you

    shine on little diamond

  44. Hey, with Obama providing our health care and other assorted goodies, we have all the more free time on our hands to contemplate, plan and execute lootings, burglaries, assaults, arsons, car jackings, brigandage and other asorted nefarious misdeeds.

    Plus we’re now healthy, toned, fit and fast.

    So it’s probably a wash.

  45. bh says:

    I prefer to believe that Darth has magical powers rather than a simple toolbar.

    Oh mighty Darth, in your infinite compassion and mercy, please make a cheeseburger appear on my desk!

  46. DarthRove says:

    OK, bh. Here goes …

  47. bh says:

    It’s a miracle!

  48. geoffb says:

    Pay him Tuesday.

  49. Mikey NTH says:

    If you really want to do your perimeter and are a real DIY guy, I recommend fixed-position propane-fueled flamethrowers.

    Good for looters and zombies.

  50. Silver Whistle says:

    Ixnay on the ombiezays, guys. You’ll give BJ a complex.

  51. Mikey NTH says:

    That’s better than a simplex, S.W.

  52. Voton says:

    My dominant eye changed when I had Lazik. You might want to check that.

  53. Mikey NTH says:

    #43: happyfeet:

    When you get past your Palinoia you might want to wonder why only Hayworth challenged McCain.
    Something in that right there.

    And you might also want to reflect that since all politics is bargaining and exchanging favors there might actually be a reason why she would endorse the man who brought her to the national stage.

    (Of course I’m not discounting the fact that she may have read some of the things you have written about her and is doing this just to paly with your mind.
    Heh.)

  54. JeffS says:

    thank you Sarah thank you so much you just keep being you

    God, I wish I could install TrollHammer™ at work.

  55. JD says:

    I want a set of Cleveland CG7 Tour black pearl irons, Darth.

  56. happyfeet says:

    it’s disheartening Mikey is all I know… I just wish for our little country a McCainlessness what has proven elusive and Sarah, she is not helping

  57. DarthRove says:

    So let it be written, JD, so let it be done:

  58. sdferr says:

    God help me, but for SW’s sake …………. boobies

  59. DarthRove says:

    One pair of boobies coming right up. Lopsided ones are a bit more interesting, don’t you think?

  60. JD says:

    Okay, that is cool, and does not fuck up my CrackBerry. Let’s see how good Darth is. The Argentinian goalkeeper’s WAG.

  61. sdferr says:

    Most excellent Darth, and yes, a bit of asymmetry adds a certain titillation, indeed.

  62. Silver Whistle says:

    JD knows real boobies. Not lopsided. Not blue. Not smelling of fish.

  63. happyfeet says:

    speaking of demoralizing dishearteningness

    Bloomberg’s Jim Efstathiou quotes MWR Strategies, an oil consulting firm, as saying President Obama may lift the drill ban in the Gulf in October, earlier than expected, but that, “Heightened scrutiny of drilling’s risks may delay the resumption of operations by companies […] until mid-2011.*

    w.t.f.

    these people are not serious

  64. DarthRove says:

    JD, I don’t follow soccer, sorry “futbol”. I’m trying to figure out if “WAG” is dirty or not.

  65. Spiny Norman says:

    This seems like a feature that could be abused. Excellent.

  66. JD says:

    Darth – your eyes will not bleed, your eyes will sing your praises from now until eternity.

  67. Mikey NTH says:

    #56 happyfeet:

    If you really want to change something then you better get off your rear and start working for it. Wailing on a blog isn’t going to do that, and neither is undirected rage.

    Oh – and your dream candidate doesn’t exist. You have to promote people and work for people that are going to be the closest to what you want, always understanding that you aren’t ever going to get all you want.

  68. LTC John says:

    Drat….Firefox needed, eh?

    I love Claymores. When I was an enlisted infantry guy, I would volunteer to carry them, just so I could set them up in front of my position.

    Knock, knock.

    Who is there?

    Not you anymore…CLAYMORE! BOOM!

  69. Joe says:

    Talking about zombies, this looks like it might be a good TV show. Forgetabout Mad Men, well except for Ms. Holloway. Betty Draper works too. And of course…

    The zombies of course representing the socialist hoards. No longer content about regulating and taking your belongings and income, they want to actually feed on your living flesh.

  70. Silver Whistle says:

    Speaking of dirty socialist zombies….

  71. LBascom says:

    More good news from the Socialist Republic of California! Nope, still no budget, silly rabbit. They’ve outlawed the doohicky that holds the gas nozzle on. They’re unsafe you see. No word on how they will keep people like me from jamming a pocketknife or something in there. Oh yeah, they’ve also come up with a new dress code for themselves when they are in session in Sacramento, and another tax hike on cigs. Did I mention the budget is three months past due?

  72. DarthRove says:

    No word on how they will keep people like me from jamming a pocketknife or something in there.

    I typically use the cap to the fuel tank. Or one of the wadded up McDonald’s bags that always seem to be present in any car I’ve driven for more than 2 hours.

  73. Spiny Norman says:

    The California legislature is utterly clueless. Micromanaging bullshit artists.

    Unfortunately, with the most egregiously gerrymandered districts in the whole country, they can afford to be clueless. Even term limits hasn’t helped.

  74. happyfeet says:

    Officials worry that people will try to get around the latchless pumps by sticking gas caps in them or some other device to keep the gas flowing without squeezing the handle.*

  75. Ric Locke says:

    LBascom — stations around here often take the latch off the gas pump nozzle. Sometimes they break and aren’t replaced, but most often it’s because some dweeb didn’t poke the nozzle in all the way and the pump didn’t cut off when the tank was full, which is what it looks like the Cal Fire Marshal is worried about.

    In many cases the best replacement is the gas cap (the pump will still stop, because the cutoff is the connection between the handle and the valve), but at least around here it’s common to find doohickeys sold in stores that are advertised for highly improbable uses, but by some strange coincidence are just the right size to latch the pump handle open. Capitalism strikes again. Wait for a shady character edging up to you at the pump and asking, “Psst, hey, buddy, wanna buy a fingernail file?”

    Regards,
    Ric

  76. happyfeet says:

    I just hate that the officials have to worry

  77. Thomas Jackson says:

    Are you threatening the dhimmicrats and their IRS agents?

  78. dicentra says:

    Would-be looters.

    Would be? After decades of confiscation and redistribution and everything else demonized in Atlas Shrugged, I’d say you’re a little late with the “would be,” mate.

    Unfortunately it has no discernable effect on elitist Utopian syndrome, for which there does not seem to be any known cure.

    Unless you’re not looking for a cure but a solution. Then it’s easy.

    AND!

    All this time and I didn’t know I could do this?

    LOLcat

    SO MANY LOLCATS SO LITTLE TIME!

  79. dicentra says:

    these people are not serious

    Yes they are, they’re just not serious about, you know, American prosperity or security.

  80. dicentra says:

    Firefox needed, eh?

    No, just a little HTML-fu.

    Paste the following code into Notepad and save it out where you can find it easily:

    <p><img src=”http://URL”</p>

    Replace “URL” with the URL of an Internet pic and you’re set.

  81. dicentra says:

    oops! Forgot an angle bracket:

    <p><img src=”http://URL”></p>

  82. happyfeet says:

    I’m losing faith rapidly dicentra McCain’s reelection was an important mile marker we just passed. Another important mile marker is the substanceless we’re not themness what is dominating the way 2010 is shaping up. Another important mile marker is that not even Palin or Jindal are making much of a to do about bumblefuck’s job-killing moratorium.

    And not a single Team R person has called for the irradiatings of the diseasey eggs for so they don’t give people their diseases.

    And if our Team R isn’t gonna make things better tell me what’s our Team R for?

    That was a riff on a Lee Greenwood song.

    You’re welcome.

  83. JD says:

    [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hpWfeppEr44/TArEk7UxB1I/AAAAAAAAAQs/NCJllFOLl5Q/s1600/ELIANA+guercio4.jpg[/img]

    Since Darth could not find it …

  84. happyfeet says:

    I was kinda shooting for to have a moment here

  85. dicentra says:

    Now it doesn’t work. WTF?

  86. dicentra says:

    I successfully posted that LOLcat with this:

    <p><img src=”http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a5ac9e6c-c336-43f2-a371-ecd56735b1cc.jpg” alt=”LOLcat”/></p>

    What am I doing rong?

  87. cranky-d says:

    I had to cut and paste the link, JD, but it was worth it.

  88. JD says:

    You are welcome. I cannot get that toolbar that Darth used to work. Prolly because I am dummerer than a jar of peanut butter.

  89. Ernst Schreiber says:

    California still has service stations that sell Gasoline?

  90. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I thought Cali-mobiles were powered by sunshine and happythoughts.

  91. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Or at least Unicorn flatulent

  92. ak4mc says:

    If you’re using the Text Formatting Toolbar extension, you need to make sure your code selection is HTML instead of BBCode.

  93. Joe says:

    Socialist spoiled kids vs. Nazi Zombies Of course with the old classical liberal thrown in to give warning.

  94. dicentra says:

    I’m losing faith rapidly dicentra

    You should lose faith in the near-future prospects of Team R and our little nation. The fruits of 80 years of stupid, stupid, stupid policies, corruption, and stupidity are ripening and about to fall from the tree.

    Hunker down and settle in for the long haul. , peeps like us will have to help the next generation rebuild it.

    Tunafish and powerdered milk and toilet paper is all I’m sayin.

    And pray if you’ve got ’em.

  95. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I think McCain won because the voters decided that it was better to stick with the old-crank they know than to take a chance on the younger crank.

    That and they like to be lied to, I guess.

  96. dicentra says:

    Hunker down and settle in for the long haul. When it all falls apart, peeps like us will have to help the next generation rebuild it.

    I guess I can finish writing my HTML For Dummies guide with a clear conscience.

  97. bh says:

    As an ignoramus of magic boxes and the connecting tubes, does posting pictures increase Jeff’s bandwidth usage? Just occurred to me.

  98. Ernst Schreiber says:

    On the plus side, McCain NOT getting bumped off spares us the interminable discussions amongst the puniditocracy about what the failure of the 2008 Republican Presidential candidate to win his primary means for the future of the party.

  99. happyfeet says:

    I liked Dead Snow I didn’t think they were super spoiled just kind of naive about nazi zombies.

  100. Spiny Norman says:

    As an ignoramus of magic boxes and the connecting tubes, does posting pictures increase Jeff’s bandwidth usage? Just occurred to me.

    I don’t know. I could see large images doing that, but iffen we keep ’em small, it shouldn’t be too bad.

  101. happyfeet says:

    why are U.S. marshal people driving acuras?

  102. cranky-d says:

    All those images here are hot linked. They use other people’s bandwidth. One would need permissions to save images on Jeff’s server to do otherwise.

  103. happyfeet says:

    no bandwidth increase cause they’re served from other people’s servers

  104. Spiny Norman says:

    Hmmm… animated?

  105. Silver Whistle says:

    Tunafish and powerdered milk and toilet paper is all I’m sayin.

    Tuna fish and powdered milk are going to need some other ingredients besides toilet paper. How about some pasta in there?

  106. Spiny Norman says:

    why are U.S. marshal people driving acuras?

    Big black Chevy Suburbans with tinted windows too obvious?

  107. happyfeet says:

    that’s a working theory for now I guess Mr. Norman

  108. JHo says:

    Hunker down and settle in for the long haul. , peeps like us will have to help the next generation rebuild it.

    I’d say I tole ya so ‘cept I’m steeling myself to tell me I tole ya so.

    Bloody hell. It doesn’t get any easier the further you go, does it?

  109. bh says:

    In this video we’re Lilly Allen and John McCain is Professor Green.

    Or, not, lots of fit WAG-types in it, regardless.

  110. JHo says:

    Speaking of losin’ your religion, how about losin’ yer Party, America? I mean, you needed more cause than this?

  111. Silver Whistle says:

    The other stolen vehicle is also a black 2005 Acura RSX and is owned by a Chicago police officer. Police said it contains 1,000 rounds of .38-caliber ammunition.

    What I want to know is what the US Marshal Service is doing with .38 ammo.

  112. Spiny Norman says:

    I’m thinking the US Marshalls’ sporty Acura RSXs are/were probably used for surveillance, as the typical domestic SUVs and sedans might look too “official gubberment” to the perps be surveilled.

  113. Spiny Norman says:

    *being*

    durrr…

  114. Silver Whistle says:

    Oops, my bad – says Chicago cop had 1,000 rounds of minor calibre ammo. Guess he’s entitled to it.

  115. Spiny Norman says:

    SW,

    I think the second RSX with the ammo was a Chicago cop’s personal vehicle. The cop probably uses an old skool 38 Special.

  116. DarthRove says:

    All those images here are hot linked. They use other people’s bandwidth

    Darn it. The netiquette would seem to mandate termination of the fun then.

  117. Silver Whistle says:

    Spiny,

    Guess they have thin-skinned small varmints in Chicago.

  118. JD says:

    Let’s see if this works …

  119. newrouter says:

    what’s the rest of the tatoo

  120. JD says:

    Hot linking rocks, but that is obviously too large. Sorry if that made your eyes bleed.

  121. JD says:

    What tattoo ?

  122. DarthRove says:

    No eyes bleeding here. But what does “WAG” mean?!!

  123. JD says:

    Wives And Girlfriends – it is a community of hotties dating international soccer players.

  124. Joe says:

    These inserted picture things could be used for mischief!

  125. JD says:

    I intend mischief

  126. Joe says:

    happy, I only call them socialists because they are from Norway and use a hammer and sickel as weapons against the ramaging Nazi zombies. I guess the chainsaw representis American capitalism! I actually got a kick out of the symbolism.

  127. Spiny Norman says:

    Unfortunately true, Joe. But if we behave ourselves, Jeff might continue to let us post images for “humorous illustration” purposes.

    So behave yourselves!

  128. newrouter says:

    jd we got the “a” side how about the “b” side

  129. geoffb says:

    Thread becomes NSFW in itself not just the occasional link.

  130. geoffb says:

    And yeah I’m talking about #131.

  131. Matt says:

    that picture makes me glad i’m not muslim.

    and i denounce myself.

  132. bh says:

    That duck isn’t wearing any pants.

  133. JD says:

    #131 is NSFW? I can see how one might argue that #121 is NSFW.

    router – The A side is definitely NSFW

  134. geoffb says:

    Right bh.

    I’m just pointing out one of the pitfalls of dropping images in comments. Plus that hot linking not only uses someone else’s bandwidth but they can retaliate by changing the image the link shows to something that is really NS for anyone.

  135. JeffS says:

    Whoa, Citizen Journalist, and other shooters of would-be looters! Beware! The EPA wants to regulate lead, including “ammunition components”.

    AP makes a good argument about the EPA not following through on this idiotic idea, but there’s a link to the EPA comment site. A few choice (and non-profane) words are in order, just to be that you don’t have to shoot pure copper slugs, or be scrounging lead to melt for your own castings.

  136. happyfeet says:

    Mr. Spiny used his own photobucket I think I saw

  137. JD says:

    Side A

    SFW, for newrouter.

  138. Spiny Norman says:

    Photobucket is free and don’t steal nobody’s bandwidth… so no disgruntled image site is gonna replace it with scat pr0n.

  139. bh says:

    That’s probably a good idea for everyone. Using photobucket that is, not the disturbing full frontal nudity.

  140. JD says:

    I am done with that new thingie. The probability of abuse in my hands is … high.

  141. bh says:

    Yes, it’s clear that you often abuse something in your hands.

  142. happyfeet says:

    I already have the permanent thousand yard stare thing going on from previous assaults at the urban dictionary … scat pron terrifies me

  143. JD says:

    All of the urban dictionary stuff was directly attributable to alppuccino.

  144. newrouter says:

    yes but, the tattoo mystery

  145. JD says:

    What tattoo?

  146. happyfeet says:

    I thought it was a birfmark

  147. happyfeet says:

    or a hairy nevus

  148. happyfeet says:

    like that Walton kid had

  149. JD says:

    I did not notice anything.

  150. newrouter says:

    the left arm tattoo. this is important!

  151. JD says:

    WTF are you doing looking at her left arm?

  152. newrouter says:

    that’s an armadillo on that fore arm

  153. bh says:

    Only one force in the world can keep us truly safe from scat pr0n:

    Our Internet Friends

  154. bh says:

    They’re smiling because they already bagged one of those freaky Germans today.

  155. newrouter says:

    WTF are you doing looking at her left arm?

    OUTLAW

  156. newrouter says:

    guns and roses to nuns with guns

  157. JD says:

    Great one, bh. It still does not explain why happyfeet and newrouter were admiring her left arm.

  158. bh says:

    She had arms?

  159. happyfeet says:

    it might could be a bruise

  160. bh says:

    Guns and rosaries.

  161. newrouter says:

    newrouter were admiring her left arm

    the goddess of liberty is pointing to the future

  162. Lost My Cookies says:

    Goddamn. I was going to wear that same outfit

  163. dicentra says:

    Flickr also works as a photo repository.

  164. dicentra says:

    Maybe WordPress only lets you post one per day, but if I go upthread I’ll see some hoser who has done it at least twice, and I’ll feel really lame.

  165. bh says:

    The tubes are mysterious, di. If the Flintstone cartoons are correct, the little dinosaur with a paintbrush in your computer box needs to be fed.

  166. Spiny Norman says:

    that’s an armadillo on that fore arm

    A what?

    Burp.

  167. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    Kewl! Claymores, boobies, and lolcats all in one post. Amazing. But for really serious perimeter security nothing beats teh foo gas!

  168. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    [Sigh] I should know by now not to try to use photos from blogspot. But it was such a lovely flame!

    Heh, and Lone Star has that effect on me too.

  169. Jim in KC says:

    Nice. Now we can have boobies in the comments!

    Sight alignment, sight picture, breath control. That’s what our PMI kept telling us.

  170. sdferr says:

    My SF friend said he liked Ivory flake laundry detergent best. I don’t know if it’s even made any more. Probably not.

  171. B Moe says:

    Extensive video game research has convinced me that nothing beats a sawed off shotgun when killing zombies.

  172. Spiny Norman says:

    Jeff when he sees what’s been going on in here:

  173. JD says:

    This one will prove useful. Or this one …

  174. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    Ah! Threads like this one just give me a warm fuzzy. What would we do without the good ol’ 1st amendment? (And if the html foo doesn’t work this time I give.)

  175. newrouter says:

    oh bandwidth outlaws

  176. JD says:

    Swen – The 2nd Amendment is pretty damn cool too ;-)

  177. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    Meh, some things were not meant to be. Probably for the better, god knows what I’d be posting.

    Fels naptha works good too, but you’ve got to grate it which is a pain if you need a lot. Easier to use the cheap pink hand soap that came in 5 gallon buckets. It’s already liquid so easier to mix. I suspect any of the liquid laundry detergents wold also work well, but I’m a retired pyromaniac so can’t say….

  178. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    Oh, the 2nd is my very favoritist amendment — and I love those big double guns — but the pix I was trying to post was more of a 1st amendmenty kinda thing. Oh well, I guess it’s not one of those things that’s so easy a caveman can do it, huh?

  179. LBascom says:

    I like you guys and stuff, but I think photobucket is the way to go.

  180. LBascom says:

    And, here’s how to transport a lolcat.

  181. serr8d says:

    Jeff’s gonna delete this entire thread and take a hammer to WordPress, just wait and see.

    Now, Photobucket has a thumbnail option, so’s if you click the thumbnail, you get the entire image. Let’s see…

    …?

  182. ThomasD says:

    Hey, I have one of those CZ’s in .375 H&H. It is a really nice rifle, very accurate and surprisingly un-punishing to shoot. Of course it weighs close to twelve pounds so it is a real chore to tote around all day. Bought it a few years ago for an Alaskan griz hunt that fell through. I hold onto it because there is always tomorrow.

    Would love to have a double gun, but since I doubt I’ll go to Africa I really have no use for one.

  183. JD says:

    I am jealous, ThomasD. Adding a Holland & Holland, preferably a double gun and really preferably a 500/465 Nitro Express, is a wish/goal of mine. I blame Silver Whistle.

  184. ThomasD says:

    I’ve fired just about everything you can shoulder mount at least once, but never one of those big bore nitro’s. Fondled a couple at gun shows. They are silly sexy, but then again, things with that kind of price tag usually are.

    If you do but one you simply must take it to Africa.

  185. JD says:

    Did you intend the double entendre with “Fondled”, ThomasD?

  186. ThomasD says:

    No, no double meaning. I really fondled them, and proudly too.

  187. ThomasD says:

    But, I’d never grope one, because that would be vulgar.

  188. JD says:

    Gotcha. I would fondle one, unapologetically.

  189. JD says:

    Someone was asking about breaded pork tenderloin sammiches … I saw on a show on Travel channel that they were introduced in Indianapolis by German immigrants as their version of schnitzel. There is a place called Edwards Drive In that is considered by many to be the best here, and they also serve home-made root beer on site.

  190. dicentra says:

    OK, now I’m at home and I have the Firefox plugin.

    Pile o' Bebeducks

  191. JD says:

    I am watching Man vs Food and he is doing a burger challenge at my favorite burger joint, Bub’s.

  192. ThomasD says:

    All right, I found the Travel channel and those burgers look good. Recently took my kids to try out the local Five Guys (latest ‘top’ burger chain.) I was underwhelmed but No. 1 son though they were excellent (he’s partial to heavy cheese and on that score they deliver.)

  193. JD says:

    ThomasD – They are beyond good. He said at the end that it was one of the 2 or 3 best burgers he has had in the entire United States. Five Guys and Bub’s are staples for me when I am at home.

  194. ThomasD says:

    I need to get out more.

    But what I really want now is pancakes. Damn Travel channel.

  195. JD says:

    No shit. I get hungry every time I turn on this show, or Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-In’s, and Dives.

  196. dicentra says:

    It’s a problem with the quote marks, it looks. Parsing the code, I found that the ones that work look like this, whereas for reasons unknown, with the ones that don’t, the quotation marks are taken as part of the URL rather than delimiting it.

    Go figure.

  197. ThomasD says:

    The hard part about watching these shows is realizing how close I’ve been to so many of those places, and thinking only if I’d know.

    Here’s one of my favorites that I’ve actually been to.

    http://www.munchies420cafe.com/

  198. JD says:

    Thank you. I am not officially very hungry.

  199. JD says:

    Thank you. I am now officially very hungry.

  200. ThomasD says:

    Yeah, Munchies is in the Gulf Gate section of Sarasota. If anyone is ever down that way Gulf Gate is a kind of quirky spot with some great eats and a couple nice pubs. The Crescent Club, aka the World’s Greatest dive bar is a few minutes away across the south bridge onto Siesta Key.

  201. JD says:

    The Big Ugly Burger

  202. JD says:

    The Big Ugly Burger, before being cooked.

  203. JD says:

    Oh, i really fucked that up, big-time. Lo siento, mis amigos. Feel free to nuke that all to hell.

  204. ak4mc says:

    Guns and rosaries.

    Winner.

    Just so everyone knows.

  205. ak4mc says:

    Whoever can edit comments need only add a width parameter to the IMG tag. Or just grill it down to size — never nuke.

  206. JD says:

    I really am sorry folks. It did not look that big when I pulled it up. It exploded in size. I am a dork.

  207. Spiny Norman says:

  208. dicentra says:

    OK, that’s just weird.

    CORN!

    If copy the code from the source file of the ONE LOLcat pic that I successfully posted, then replace the URL, it works.

    Also, the corn photo? Inexplicably has 320 hits. In just the last few hours. Maybe when people open this comment section it registers as a hit on Flickr. Go figure.

  209. dicentra says:

    Pile o' Ducks

    And these guys have 96 hits, also from my having posted their photo unsuccessfully upthread.

    I’m going to bed now. Maybe this HTML nightmare will get better after some sleep.

  210. dicentra says:

    It also doesn’t like URLs that don’t end with .JPG or .GIF.

  211. ak4mc says:

    Somebody nuked the burger. Nuked burgers taste nasty.

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