9 Replies to “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”

1. Moe Lane says:

   April 7, 2004 at 3:51 pm

   Thank God for three years of Latin.

2. Joe Geoghegan says:

   April 7, 2004 at 5:53 pm

   ”…and your gums are in terrible shape!”

   That’s an old one.

3. Russell says:

   April 7, 2004 at 6:14 pm

   I’ve always found these contentions that men were terrified of female sexuality or whatever the idea is a little ridiculous.

   When I went to see Fellowship of the Ring, I went with a female friend who wouldn’t shut up about how Sauron’s eye was a vagina and symbolized… um, something. I stopped paying attention soon afterwards.

   I mean come on, get over yourself girlfriend.

4. zombyboy says:

   April 7, 2004 at 7:40 pm

   Scary scary vagina.

   That’s all I have to say on the subject.

5. Joe Geoghegan says:

   April 7, 2004 at 7:49 pm

   Hmmm, Russell…

   You know, that eye-thingy WAS trying desparately to get a ring.  Could be something to that.

6. Russell says:

   April 7, 2004 at 9:56 pm

   Shh! The vaginas will hear you! They don’t only have mouths, but ears as well…

7. Linda says:

   April 7, 2004 at 10:50 pm

   Hey..hey..hey.  Our vaginas don’t want to castrate.  No…no…no.  They just want a little kiss now and then.  Is that so wrong?

8. michele says:

   April 7, 2004 at 11:48 pm

   Oy. I clicked on that link while my eleven year old was standing here.

   I think you made him gay!

9. Slartibartfast says:

   April 8, 2004 at 12:43 pm

   I actually thought Neal Stephenson’s version of the dentata made a great deal more sense, although penetration is required for it to do its thing.  Which is, inject the subject with a powerful sedative.

   What the wearer of the dentata does with said subject after he’s unconscious is pretty much up to their discretion.

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