If I could say one thing to those people who consider global warming some kind of alarmist bullshit, it’d be that, if it’s ungodly hot here in Heaven — and trust me, watching Andy Gibb try to hump Anna Nicole after a night of Patron shooters is like watching a well-coiffed eel try to bang a Slip ‘n Slide draped over a fat love seat — I can only imagine how bad it must be getting back in, say, Kansas or some shit.
Recycle, people. Before it’s too late!
I recycle a lot really cause of we have blue bins but I couldn’t tell you why I do it but you know what I noticed? ok the blue bins – they put them in the room by the dumpster in the parking garage where all the garbages fall down the chute – ever since the blue bins that room reeks way worser and it’s just generally more filthier in there than it was before
I don’t know why that is do you it’s weird
Whaddaya mean like?
You think it’s hot there? You should try it on Lake Michigan (h/t Ace).
the economy sucks ass
Yes it does and the government sucks even more.
I am starting to think that Corey is not in Heaven…. Purgatory, perhaps?
Just don’t let him know that that’s Silver in the Gran Platinum bottle. The “Father of Lies” will not be denied his SOP.
I can’t think that those satellite data represent anything but cock-up. One of the dangers of streaming data to public websites from remote sensors – someone was obviously not doing QC on the data. Very embarrassing.
I think this is clearing up some of the mystery of Corey’s actual location. I would not be surprised, however, if the next installment changed my mind again.
I guess it turns out Heavern is a place, a place where *everything* really happens.
Corey just needs to chant, “Weather, not climate…weather, not climate…” and it’ll all be OK.
Oh, it’s plenty hot here in Kansas, but it’s early August, and we expect it.
– An entire movement based on the astounding new idea that weather actually changes.
– Why can’t I think of things like that.
At least he knows he’s not in Kansas.
Later that morning, and after a shower, Anna got her Cole on.
then again in California we are having a [wonderfully] cooler summer than average.
Thank god for AGW, it’s probably the only thing holding off the very overdue ice age….
It’s hotter’n the hinges of hell here in middle Tennessee. Last year, we had only 10 or so days of over 90-degree weathers; this year it’s pushing 45 days or more. I’ve lost count. There was no spring. After that big flood on May 1, someone turned on the dryer, to the ‘cotton’ setting.
But the grass is not dead; we still see enough rain to keep things green.
I’ll bet we have a bumper crop of harvestables.
(And where are the hurricanes that usually hit the gulf and tend to keep us cool? Supposedly the season peaks in mid-September, but there’s not much activity so far. Katrina hit August 29 2005, but by then we’d had 10 named storms.)
I’ll bet we have a bumper crop of harvestables.
We’ve had nothing but heat, sun and rain up here in the North. Driving through the countryside last weekend, I’d swear that the corn was ten feet high.
I know I’m sure getting tired of having to mow the lawn every 72 hours in 72 degree dewpoints.
I bet Corey is really tan.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity.